Category Archive: mccain bashing

Jul 23 2009

McCain’s Verbal Acrobatics

McCain does his best to make two mutually exclusive claims at once, leading to hilarity: John McCain with a bit of verbal acrobatics on CNN’s American Morning, trying to say the stimulus package was a failure while decrying the “politics” being played when Ray LaHood told his Governor they were free to follow McCain and …

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Feb 09 2009

Lest We Forget…

…let this serve as a reminder that John McCain is a backstabbing, two-faced, unprincipled douchebag.

Nov 03 2008

McCain Hires Racist Assclowns for GOTV Efforts

Someone hasn’t been reading his How to Win Friends and Influence People lately: Sounds like that vaunted GOP microtargeting machine might be ready for a bit of a tune-up. From TPM Reader QG … Interesting anecdote and probably a testament to ground organization. I have no idea what this means. Friday night (which happens to …

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Nov 03 2008

We’re Talking to Syria! (No We Aren’t!) (Yes We Are!) (No!) (Yes!)

Could someone please tell McCain that it might be a good idea to get his surrogates on the same fucking page sometime in the next twenty-four hours? Only right now you have to be a fan of terminal confusion as well as another four years of Bush/Cheney madness to vote for this fucktard: In a …

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Nov 02 2008

Closing Argument: My Friends the Musical

Says it all, really:

Oct 31 2008

Beyond Pathetic

Obama pulls in crowds of up to 100,000 on a regular basis. I didn’t think there were 100,000 people total in America who gave enough of a rat’s ass about politics to stand for hours in line just to get packed in like sardines for yet more hours in order to listen to a man’s …

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Oct 31 2008

Peanut Butter Jelly Time

When you’re served a premium shot like this: Barack Obama campaigned earlier in Raleigh, North Carolina, principally relying on the closing-statement speech he unveiled in Ohio on Monday. Today, however, he added a new paragraph. “[B]ecause he knows his economic theories don’t work, he’s been spending these last few days calling me every name in …

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Oct 27 2008

More Meet the Press Fun with John McLame

I think they’re keeping the wrong damned candidate off the Sunday talk show circuit: Total meltdown for McSame on “Meet the Press” this morning. Watch how defensive he gets when Brokaw’s cites poll after poll that indicates people don’t think Palin is qualified to be Vice President. “Because?! Not qualified…because?!” he snaps. Then, after some …

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Oct 17 2008

Dave Letterman Hands McCain’s Ass to Him

Holy fucking shit, Batman! Dave Letterman absolutely annihilates McCain over the Obama-associates-with-terrorists bullshit. PWNS him with G. Gordon Liddy: Hoping to make amends, McCain appeared on Letterman’s show, hat in hand, and acknowledged that he’d erred. As it turns out, though, that’s not the interesting part. The real news here is that Letterman did what …

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Oct 10 2008

Ready on Day One? Oh, Puh-leeze

If we were to select a president on preparedness alone, there would be no contest: So, how are the transition teams doing? Sam Stein has a fascinating report, which tells us quite a bit about how the two candidates’ operations approach their responsibilities. …Sen. Barack Obama has organized an elaborate well-staffed network to prepare for …

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