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Category Archive: humor

Nov 02 2008

Palin Pranked by Pretend President

Watch this in its entirety. Then, after you’ve picked your laughing ass off the floor, wiped the tears of mingled mirth and horror, and regained a semblance of composure, send it on to all of those relatives, coworkers, acquaintances and friends who have clung tenaciously to the idea that voting for McCain/Palin is the right …

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Oct 29 2008

Jesus Wuz a Socialist!

Some inconvenient truths about Jesus: “From everyone to whom much has been given, much will be required; and from the one to whom much has been entrusted, even more will be demanded.” (Luke 12:48) Sounds like that dirty liberal Jesus was an anti-American socialist commie freak, doesn’t it? I hear he was also into giving …

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Oct 25 2008

Precisely

This is not a political ad. It’s political art. And it’s funny, funny shit: There you go. Everything you needed to know to vote wisely. If this damned ad had come out last month, I could’ve just posted it and been done. Brilliant!

Oct 23 2008

Paradise!

Could it be real? Could there truly be such a perfect escape route? Imagine the unimaginable: Todd Palin picking out curtain patterns for the vice-presidential mansion. In such an eventuality, whither shall we flee? Four years ago, Democrats made a lot of noise about Canada, but as political statements go, there’s not much sting to …

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Oct 16 2008

Undecided? Make Your Choice E-Z!

The 2008 E-Z Election Picker is now available. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go suture up those sides I just split…

Oct 07 2008

Ready (for Mayhem) On Day One

Digby discovered a South Park-esque political vid detailing what we can expect from a McCain presidency. The disturbing thing is, that might have been an accurate prediction.

Oct 06 2008

Don’t Miss Your Chance to Interview Sarah Palin!

One thing McCain provided us with his disastrous pick: endless opportunities for amusement. First we had the Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator. Then we had the Gibson and Couric interviews. Assorted and sundry gaffes, misstatements, flotsam of the past rising up to sink her, protests, and a zillion other utterly unbelievable idiocies chronicled lavishly here …

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Oct 01 2008

Faux News Impervious to Reality’s Bitch-Slap

It takes a special sort of (for want of a better word) mind to be confronted with clear, unequivocal reality, and promptly make up your own: Thankfully, the Faux News team is full of such (for want of a better word) minds. If any of you can’t watch videos online (pity), what you would have …

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Sep 23 2008

A Little Levity is in Order

This is the first good laugh I’ve had all day: Obama to Nation: “Fuck this shit, I’m outta here” In the wake of an epic financial meltdown that threatens to derail the U.S. economy for years, Barack Obama announced he was ending his run for President of the United States, declaring to a stunned nation, …

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Sep 20 2008

Well, I Missed Talk Like a Pirate Day…

…but it looks like I could still make Talk Like a Republican Day: Now, for Pirates, the “talk” has pretty much crystalized around outdated nautical terms (eg: “hoist the gibbards and flagrums! Unmarnish the pocks and lee or it’s the squibbens for ye!!”) followed by liberal use of the word “Avast” and total overapplication of …

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