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Category Archive: humor

May 04 2009

Arlen Specter’s Personals Ad

You know, I kind of wondered how Arlen Specter signaled to the Dems that he might be ready for a party change. Didn’t realize he was desperate enough to advertise: Is your tent big enough for my vote? Rakish, slightly used 79-year-old Senator seeks new political party for fun, games, and an uncontested primary. I’m …

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Mar 03 2009

The Muslim Takeover of America Has Begun

So on the drive home tonight, the local Christian marquee has this message up: There Is No Other God I just about crashed the car laughing. Sounds like they’re taking a page from the Qu’ran, and they’re too clueless to realize it: That would be the Shahada. It says, “There is no God but Allah, …

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Feb 19 2009

Absolutely Perfect.

Go. Behold photograph and caption. Do it now. Just make sure you’ve swallowed whatever you’re drinking first. Do you see now why I want to put this up on a billboard outside DIsco’s HQ?

Feb 18 2009

Possibly the Greatest LOL Evah

Perfecto.

Jan 22 2009

Because Some Things Are Too Damned Funny Not to Share

That’s almost too close to the truth to be funny, but it’s still hilarious. And a toddler reflects on life lessons Bush taught her: Made of awesome.

Jan 15 2009

Conversations with Cons

Go. Read. But swallow all beverages first, make sure you are seated in a safe position, and if you’ve got a developing hernia, have just had abdominal surgery, or have back issues that may be exacerbated by peals of belly-laughs, you may want to consider consulting a doctor before clicking through. Do enjoy, my darlings.

Dec 14 2008

The George W. Bush Library – Revealed!

TDHarrison at Daily Kos got hold of a deeply-classified email that reveals the layout and design of Bush the Lesser’s soon-to-be-library: The Bush Library is being built in Dallas. The “W” Presidential Library will include: The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction and will remain so for at least a decade. The Alberto …

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Dec 13 2008

Do You Need a Good Laugh After All That Blag Bullshit?

Do you? I do. In fact, needed two. Here ye go: Shocking revelations continue to be revealed in the shocking conspiracy scandal of Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich conspiring, shockingly, to sell president-elect Barack Obama’s shockingly vacated Senate seat to the most shockingly highest conspiratorial bidder. Shocking! Speculation swirls as to the precise connection between the …

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Nov 29 2008

Satire – It’s ALLLIIIIVVVEEE!!!11!!

Remember your Poe’s Law, my darlings, and enjoy: Unfortunately, liberals have distorted the history and meaning of Thanksgiving because they see everything through the ideology of victimhood, which is a glass-half-empty view of history. Thanksgiving to liberals is a celebration of purported genocide against the Indians perpetrated by the Christian pilgrims. But in fact this …

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Nov 02 2008

Closing Argument: My Friends the Musical

Says it all, really:

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