You know, I kind of wondered how Arlen Specter signaled to the Dems that he might be ready for a party change. Didn’t realize he was desperate enough to advertise: Is your tent big enough for my vote? Rakish, slightly used 79-year-old Senator seeks new political party for fun, games, and an uncontested primary. I’m …
Category Archive: humor
May 04 2009
Mar 03 2009
So on the drive home tonight, the local Christian marquee has this message up: There Is No Other God I just about crashed the car laughing. Sounds like they’re taking a page from the Qu’ran, and they’re too clueless to realize it: That would be the Shahada. It says, “There is no God but Allah, …
Feb 19 2009
Go. Behold photograph and caption. Do it now. Just make sure you’ve swallowed whatever you’re drinking first. Do you see now why I want to put this up on a billboard outside DIsco’s HQ?
Feb 18 2009
Jan 22 2009
That’s almost too close to the truth to be funny, but it’s still hilarious. And a toddler reflects on life lessons Bush taught her: Made of awesome.
Jan 15 2009
Go. Read. But swallow all beverages first, make sure you are seated in a safe position, and if you’ve got a developing hernia, have just had abdominal surgery, or have back issues that may be exacerbated by peals of belly-laughs, you may want to consider consulting a doctor before clicking through. Do enjoy, my darlings.
Dec 14 2008
TDHarrison at Daily Kos got hold of a deeply-classified email that reveals the layout and design of Bush the Lesser’s soon-to-be-library: The Bush Library is being built in Dallas. The “W” Presidential Library will include: The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction and will remain so for at least a decade. The Alberto …
Dec 13 2008
Do you? I do. In fact, needed two. Here ye go: Shocking revelations continue to be revealed in the shocking conspiracy scandal of Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich conspiring, shockingly, to sell president-elect Barack Obama’s shockingly vacated Senate seat to the most shockingly highest conspiratorial bidder. Shocking! Speculation swirls as to the precise connection between the …
Nov 29 2008
Remember your Poe’s Law, my darlings, and enjoy: Unfortunately, liberals have distorted the history and meaning of Thanksgiving because they see everything through the ideology of victimhood, which is a glass-half-empty view of history. Thanksgiving to liberals is a celebration of purported genocide against the Indians perpetrated by the Christian pilgrims. But in fact this …
Nov 02 2008
Says it all, really: