Alas, my darlings, I’m exhausted, so no proper vacation blogging tonight, either. The good news is, I can finally hook my machine in through my parents’ internet, which means I have easy access to my photos. U can haz kittehs. When we stopped at Slide Rock, it was a bit too hot to leave Misha …
Category Archive: catblogging
Jun 01 2009
Vacation Report: The Kitteh Has an Adventure
Posting will be light for several days yet, I’m afraid. Not much time for catching up on doings around the intertoobz when travel involves long stretches stuck in a car without internet access. But I can at least let you guys share the adventure to some extent. We passed Mt. Shasta today. It made a …
May 19 2009
Ways to Annoy Your Cat
Annoying your cat is simple, fun and hazardous. You can either imitate the techniques contained within this video, or simply play this video. Either way, you end up with an annoyed feline. At least, I did. Now if you’ll excuse me, I must tend to my wounds before they turn septic.
Feb 22 2009
Adios, Socks
He made it through the Clinton era, the Bush years, and caught a glimpse of the age of Obama, but that’s as far as he goes. Cancer just caught up with Socks, the former First Cat. It’s not many cats who’ve had such long, rich lives, or got to have their say in the White …
Feb 08 2009
Somehow, This Does Not Come as a Surprise
The only surprising thing is that her score was this low. I blame her age – she sleeps more, which leaves less time to plot. Well. Forewarned is forearmed, I suppose. And this goes a long way towards explaining those strange observing-owner-from-the-bookcase spy moments we’ve experienced of late. How many of you have felines plotting …
Oct 12 2008
Please Stand By… We Are Experiencing Technicatal Difficulties
The sound you hear like a thousand boulders rhythmically being ground together: a cat’s contented purr. The whisky-whispering sound: the cat’s paw being repeatedly ushered off the touchpad by the cat’s personal servant. The sudden scream: the cat registering displeasure at having said paw removed from said touchpad by trying to bite off the servant’s …
Oct 08 2008
I Come Bearing Cats
One of the things I looked forward to most going home was seeing my siblings again. My parents have three delightful cats. So, of course, I had to whip out the camera and catch them in moments of catastrophic cute. The biggest shock was seeing Jimmy, who’s become the Famous Shrinking Cat. When I left …
Sep 15 2008
Chin Trout Palin Welcomes You to Spackle Camshaft Palin
This is entirely too much fun. dana hunter, if you were born to Sarah Palin, your name would be: Chin Trout Palin Heh. Lessee… what about the cantina? en tequila es verdad, if you were born to Sarah Palin, your name would be: Spackle Camshaft Palin I could be here all night. What else, what …
Sep 13 2008
Cat-hater, Too? That Clinches It
Sarah Palin fears cats: When asked to reveal something about Palin that no one knows, one woman offered, “She doesn’t care for cats very much,” and another chimed in, “Oh, yes, she’s afraid of my cat.” As if the ten tons of lying, corrupt fuckery wasn’t enough, she’s afraid of a fucking housecat. She’s afraid …
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