Category Archive: carnival of the elitist bastards

Aug 30 2008

Carnival of the Elitist Bastards IV

The fourth sailing of the HMS Elitist Bastard is now underway with the incomparable Captain Blake Stacey at the helm. I’m not going to give away what he’s done. Just go. Read. Admire!

Jul 27 2008

Ahoy the Ship!

The third voyage of the HMS Elitist Bastard has just sailed at Pharyngula. My darlings… we have a long way to go before we can match PZ for elitistism or bastardry. But I have a cunning two-fold plan, “a plan so cunning you could stick a tail on it and call it a weasel.” Firstly, …

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Jun 28 2008

Carnival of the Elitist Bastards #2 Now Sailing!

The second Carnival of the Elitist Bastards is now available at its home port. The crew on this sailing has put together a spectacular group of posts for you. Enjoy!

Jun 03 2008

Oh, Noes! I Left A Crew Member On the Docks!

Attention Elitist Bastards and readers: this is your captain speaking. Your captain has just discovered that not only is it important to do rollcall before getting underway, but to make sure the list one is doing rollcall from includes all the crew members. I got so excited over all the links working and the narrative …

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Jun 03 2008

Carnival of the Elitist Bastards #1

ALL ABOARD! The maiden voyage of the H.M.S. Elitist Bastard, May 31st, 2008 Here she stands in dry-dock, awaiting launch: a ship of the line, cannon gleaming, masts straight and strong: the H.M.S. Elitist Bastard, built to withstand the endless assaults of ignorance. Her mission is to seek and destroy stupidity and make the world …

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Jun 02 2008

Hello, You!

I knew something was up when Sitemeter went batshit insane. Dana, I said to meself, I think the Pharyngulites have arrived. Checked referrals. Sure enough, it was you. Hello, you! A Blog Around the Clock picked us up as well. Hello to you, too! I’d like to turn the floor over to Rowan Atkinson for …

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