I Got You A Wooden Octopus and Some Beatles for Your Birthday

Jeez. PZ makes it another lap around the sun and thinks it’s something special. Piffle. It’s not like it’s his birthday or any- wait.

Well, I’ve had this giftie in the closet for a while. Seems a good time to gift it.

Wooden octopus shelf brace at a little cafe in Depot Bay, Oregon. I have been trained to think of PZ every time I see cephalopod art. I think it's a conspiracy.

Wooden octopus shelf brace at a little cafe in Depot Bay, Oregon. I have been trained to think of PZ every time I see cephalopod art. I think it’s a conspiracy.

I’ve also got this very bizarre Beatles birthday song video thingy. I hope you like it.

No, I won’t pay for your therapy after that. Go cuddle your octopus. Be careful of splinters. Oh, and happy birfdai!

PZ Admits His Age

They don’t have a site for LOL Squids, so this will have to do.


Many sites offered PZ birthday wishes and all that, but we’ve got something none of the others have: baby pictures!


Wasn’t he just the cutest little thing? Awww! Happy Birthday, PZ!

This just in from the LOLcats – the reason why one can’t find high-quality squid lolz on their site:


I’ll bet the Pharynguloids can remedy that….