For All of Your Chicken-Crossed-the-Road Joke Needs

I took a lazy summer afternoon drive round the area, getting to know the new neighborhood. At one point, I found myself driving slowly along the lakeshore, through a residential neighborhood with spectacular views. It also had… chickens.

Image shows a rooster with a red face, blue-black head, white collar, umber chest, and brown and white spotted body with splashes of gray across the top of its wing and back. It is striding across a narrow road.
This is a chicken crossing the road. Caption accordingly.

A whole group of chickens went crossing the road. This one was the most colorful, and has a pleasing strut, and I believe he will work well for all of your chicken-crossing-the-road memes. I gift him freely to you, my darlings. May he fulfil a need you probably didn’t know you had.

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11 thoughts on “For All of Your Chicken-Crossed-the-Road Joke Needs

  1. 7

    Oh, that’s a relief! I thought I was the only one who looked at that and went “PHEASANT!…but…it’s the wrong shape…”

    There are feral chickens along the trail near Bothell Landing. Some are quite exotic looking…

  2. rq
    8

    Definitely a pheasant, but I’ve never seen this variety, with such a red face! It must be blushing due to extreme embarrassment of some kind. A walk of shame, perhaps…?

  3. rq
    11

    Actually, instead of making jokes, the sight of a dinosaur of such magnificent proportions and colouring should probably strike fear into our very hearts.
    So pretty.

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