… In which case, they wouldn’t use the goslings to distract you, they’d just mug you and drag you into a dark alley to steal your wallet, and probably go through all of your pockets, too.
*pictures a gang of adult geese in black leather, studs and chains, swaggering down urban streets*
LOLZ. But also be careful that the cute ducklings aren’t goslings, because grown up geese can get pretty violent!
Now we know how AFLAC makes its money.
I’d neeeeeeeeeeever fall for a scam like that.
Oh look, kittens!
… In which case, they wouldn’t use the goslings to distract you, they’d just mug you and drag you into a dark alley to steal your wallet, and probably go through all of your pockets, too.
*pictures a gang of adult geese in black leather, studs and chains, swaggering down urban streets*