Remember how you were planning to get some great geological gag gifts, hand-collected, hand-crafted, and in some cases, hand-blessed? You know how you’ve been intending to get that done, only
And now it’s only ten days before actual Christmas, which means time’s running out!
Never fear! There’s still time! There’s still plenty o’ great stuff in stock! Just look at the bounty you could have, and right in time for Christmas, too!
But hurry! Shipping time is 3-6 business days, so you gotta act fast to ensure somebody gets a little gneiss coal in their stocking, or ends up shouting “HOLY SCHIST!” in front of Grandma! Order nao!
Giving up on gifts? Going the gift card route? Get yourself a Gnaughty or Gneiss card to present it in! That way, it totes looks like you had it planned all along.
There ye go. Shopping all done, gifties on their way. How easy is that?
Huh? You said something? There was a squirrel.
I’ve just ordered some Holy Schist. Unfortunately, it appeared Etsy required me to sign up for Facebook, something I’ve been resisting for years.