Holy Schist! Dana Hunter’s Gneiss Schist is Open!

It’s here! It’s finally here! Dana Hunter’s Gneiss Schist is open for bidness on Etsy!

There, you’ll find some awesome Gnaughty and Gneiss gifties for rock lovers. A sample of anthracite coal from Pennsylvania and a bit of orthogneiss from the Skagit Gneiss Complex will surely delight anyone who loves rocks and puns.

An example of our own awesome Gnaughty and Gneiss cards.
An example of our own awesome Gnaughty and Gneiss cards.

But the most special gift in the store is the Holy Schist, blessed by your own Right Irreverand Dana Hunter, in her very own kitchen, after she hand-collected it for you from the Cascades.

Image shows me dressed as a pirate, waving a collander full of schist over a pot full of pasta.
The blessing o’ the schist.

I’ve got several pieces in small and medium sizes up on Etsy, but I saved the best one for you, my darlings.

Image shows a piece of garnet schist in a small jewel box, with a Holy Schist label on the lid.
The holiest of holy schist.

Most of the garnet schist I have has tiny garnets. This one has a much larger one. Not a perfect one, by any means, but lovely and sorta large, just the thing for folks who loves them some garnet schist.

Image shows the schist out of the box.
The schist up close.

I’m reserving this one at a special price for cantina patrons only: $5, no shipping or handling. If any of you wish it to be yours, email me at [email protected]. UPDATE: This piece has been claimed, but there are plenty of wonderful pieces with guaranteed garnets available at the store. Get ’em before they’re gone!

Please be sure to share the link to the store far and wide. The more successful this enterprise is, the better the chances I’ll be able to write you the books you’ve been demanding within our lifetimes.

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Holy Schist! Dana Hunter’s Gneiss Schist is Open!
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