It’s here! It’s finally here! Dana Hunter’s Gneiss Schist is open for bidness on Etsy!
There, you’ll find some awesome Gnaughty and Gneiss gifties for rock lovers. A sample of anthracite coal from Pennsylvania and a bit of orthogneiss from the Skagit Gneiss Complex will surely delight anyone who loves rocks and puns.
But the most special gift in the store is the Holy Schist, blessed by your own Right Irreverand Dana Hunter, in her very own kitchen, after she hand-collected it for you from the Cascades.
I’ve got several pieces in small and medium sizes up on Etsy, but I saved the best one for you, my darlings.
Most of the garnet schist I have has tiny garnets. This one has a much larger one. Not a perfect one, by any means, but lovely and sorta large, just the thing for folks who loves them some garnet schist.
I’m reserving this one at a special price for cantina patrons only: $5, no shipping or handling. If any of you wish it to be yours, email me at [email protected]. UPDATE: This piece has been claimed, but there are plenty of wonderful pieces with guaranteed garnets available at the store. Get ’em before they’re gone!
Please be sure to share the link to the store far and wide. The more successful this enterprise is, the better the chances I’ll be able to write you the books you’ve been demanding within our lifetimes.
What if many of us email you? HOW WILL YOU CHOOSE?
I’d be all over this, except we’ve got so many rocks in the house now we can scarcely move. Thanks to my wife. Love the pirate hat and corset!
we must fight to the death (or reasonable facsimile thereof) in the Holy Colander of Combat. :)