May 03 2013

Geologists are Punny, Mark II

You all seemed to enjoy Mark I. The geopuns flew fast and furious, and some of you achieved heights I never expected. So Mark II seems almost anti-climactic, but I’m hoping it inspires you to exceed your personal best. I’ll do up a post with your puns soon, and propel you to fame, if not fortune. I doubt it’ll take much to get you all started.


geo puns II

Is it the beer? Or is it just an innate perversity in our personalities? All I know is that even the anti-punsters among us can’t help ourselves.


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  1. 1

    Mmmm, nice bit of slaty cleavage showing there…

  2. 2

    Oh my geode…

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    Gregory in Seattle

    Schist! Aa’m going to lava now.

  4. 4

    Careful, If you look at too much cleavage you might end up Cummingtonite…

  5. 5

    Are they all stoned?

  6. 6

    No, but they’re under pressure.

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    Lithified Detritus

    I’m glad Dana started over with a clean slate. This has been a beryl of laughs.

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    Here’s my favorite I’ve come up with, from http://outsidetheinterzone.blogspot.com/2009/03/non-geology-people-will-not-get-this.html

    Matt Damon has confirmed that he will play the role of an amnesiac prospector, who is also a trained assassin, dueling with a rogue government agency over control of a fantastically valuable copper deposit. Due to his amnesia, he is only occasionally able to recognize the tell-tale minerology of the ore.

    Damon is hinting that the movie will be called “The Bornite Identity.”

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