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Nov 20 2012

Your Daily Dose of Devastating Cute

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bit o' fun

by Dana Hunter

Starspider likes to do this thing where she tries to make me go into a diabetic coma at work. She sends me stuff like this:

Kitteh surrogate for babie duckies

Something about this is just Not Right.

I’ve heard burdens are easier to bear when others can help you carry the load. Please help me….

You know what, though? I can retaliate. Oh, you betcha. Japanese dwarf flying squirrels!

Pteromys momonga

Pteromys momonga. You are PWND, Starspider! Image courtesy Paladin Studios.

Oh, wait, there’s more!* I haz an arsenal.*** Let’s see who ends up in the ICU on an insulin drip now, huh?***

 

*Do not click this link if your health is fragile.

**Nor this one.

***All of my readers? Whoops. Sorry!

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    heliconia

    November 20, 2012 at 12:12 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment

    I know how to play this game! http://catshuggingthings.tumblr.com/

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    smhll

    November 20, 2012 at 12:13 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment

    I love the caption!

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    rq

    November 20, 2012 at 12:26 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment

    I’m out in the first round. I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!
    (Also, my supply of cute comes from links like this, not from any sites that I actually know myself. :P So, I’m dependent.)

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    starspider

    November 20, 2012 at 1:02 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment

    OOF.

    Okay, woman. IT IS ON NOW. BRING THE CUTE, WHICH IS SORT OF LIKE PAIN EXCEPT ONLY JERKS HATE CUTE THINGS AND ALMOST EVERYONE DISLIKES PAINFUL THINGS.

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    Rodney Nelson

    November 20, 2012 at 1:20 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment

    You want cute? Here’s cute!

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      Trebuchet

      November 20, 2012 at 2:34 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment

      Something about the way the kitten is looking at the rodent tells me he’s thinking “prey”, not “cute”.

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        Rodney Nelson

        November 20, 2012 at 3:10 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment

        The bunny is obviously thinking evil thoughts. Being evil does not nullify being cute.

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    Zinc Avenger (Sarcasm Tags 3.0 Compliant)

    November 20, 2012 at 1:59 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment

    If I looked in a mirror after seeing this, I’d probably find my eyes are all star-shaped with enormous pupils and rainbows blazing forth from their depths.

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    Gregory in Seattle

    November 20, 2012 at 8:55 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment

    I see your cute and raise with Fuzzy Fuzzy Cute Cute by Parry Gripp.

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