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Sep 01 2012

Damn You, Patheos!

First they stole Libby Anne, which was annoying enough – she’s one of my favorite bloggers, and I was delighted when she joined us. But now they’ve poached JT Eberhard, and that’s where I must draw the line, damn it. One of the best things about joining FtB was having the honor of sharing the same network as one of my personal heroes.

JT Eberhard. Photo courtesy MikeSheridan89.

I’ve been kind of stunned into silence by the whole thing. I mean, on the one hand, JT’s embarked on a career as a full-time writer and lecturer, which is fantastic, and I’m thrilled for him. On the other hand, I’m gonna miss having his ass around here. You have no idea how much fun it is to work with him. It’s been a pleasure getting to know him not just as a blogger and an activist, but as a friend.

I’m glad Patheos recognizes his talent, but I’ll never forgive them for stealing him away. And I have a personal message for them, which I hope they’ll pay attention to:

Look, you fuckers: stop picking us off one-by-one. Since you obviously have discerning taste and like so many FtBloggers, just offer to move the whole damned network over there and be done with it. Then I can be with JT and Libby Anne again. *sniffle*

Ah, well, I still have all the other bloggers who make FtB great – until Patheos gets round to snatching them up, too. JT may have moved to a different network, but he’s still one of us, and still my friend. And I have you, my darlings. (Attention, Patheos: If you steal my readership next, I will understand it as a declaration of blog war. You have been warned.)

I’m not going to say I hope JT succeeds in his new endeavors, because I know he will. It would be like hoping water continues being H2O. I’m just going to say that Patheos had better treat him right, or else, and that I hope he gets a speaking gig in Seattle very soon, because there’s a drink out here with his name upon it.

Visit his new digs and wish him well. Also, have popcorn handy. Now that he’s not got a day job, that means the leash is off. This should be fun

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  1. 1
    mikmik

    I have to agree that there is something shady going on here. Isn’t there a regulation that you can’t negotiate with another team’s players while they are still under contract?

  2. 2
    JT Eberhard

    *sniffle*

    Thank you, Dana.

    I didn’t cry.

    Ok, I did a little.

  3. 3
    peicurmudgeon

    Soes this mean that the people who complain about the FtB hive mind will need to start complaining about the Patheos hive mind?

  4. 4
    Anonymous Atheist

    pei – Only the Patheos Atheist channel hive mind. ;) Patheos has oodles of religious blogs too.

  5. 5
    Anonymous Atheist

    (And that’s probably why they have the traffic/funding to offer people higher pay…)

  6. 6
    Pierce R. Butler

    … there’s a drink out here with his name upon it.

    Presumably stronger than the one named after Shirley Temple.

    What Would JT Drink?

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