My first visit to New England has led to some new discoveries that could change the entire paleontological paradigm, as George Wiman so aptly pointed out:
We have incontrovertible evidence.
You can see for yourself at Dinosaur Footprints near Holyoke, MA. Alas, should these results survive rigorous peer review, this will mean the creationists were right: humans and dinosaurs did live together. Well, I say lived together. More like fought to the death.
I myself made only a narrow escape from the clutches of a raging therapod.
If Evelyn hadn’t turned out to be a bonza dinosaur whisperer, we might have perished.
We are still processing our data. More preliminary results to follow.