My first visit to New England has led to some new discoveries that could change the entire paleontological paradigm, as George Wiman so aptly pointed out:
We have incontrovertible evidence.
Carniverous Triceratops! I haz evidens!
You can see for yourself at Dinosaur Footprints near Holyoke, MA. Alas, should these results survive rigorous peer review, this will mean the creationists were right: humans and dinosaurs did live together. Well, I say lived together. More like fought to the death.
Reconstruction of epic battle
I myself made only a narrow escape from the clutches of a raging therapod.
Oh Noes! I'm being attacked by a nekkid dinosaur!
If Evelyn hadn’t turned out to be a bonza dinosaur whisperer, we might have perished.
Evelyn tames the savage carniverous head-chomping beastie.
We are still processing our data. More preliminary results to follow.
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Ned Champlain
May 7, 2012 at 4:54 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Our only hope for survival was the giants and there solar heat ray, A device that focused the rays of the sun and melted the prehistoric predators.
dave a
May 7, 2012 at 5:03 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Great work…i can now go back to Jebus and ask forgiveness for leaving the flock.
Trebuchet
May 7, 2012 at 8:49 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Carnivorous triceratops may be in for a rude surprise if he swallows the hand grenade that soldier appears to be holding!
Ned Champlain
May 7, 2012 at 9:11 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
I think you will find that Triceratops was a brain eater, which evolved into zombies
shouldbeworking
May 7, 2012 at 10:54 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
I’m convinced because photos never lie. I’m so happy those things are extinct, I wouldn’t want to meet them while fishing.
They ARE extinct, right?
Trebuchet
May 7, 2012 at 12:13 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Not according to some creationists. Also, a good many years ago, Dilbert discovered they were just hiding. Behind his couch.
thebookofdave
May 9, 2012 at 6:07 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
You’re can’t be suggesting they were ‘hiding behind the sofa until the Daleks pass’. ‘Cause there’s no evidence that ever happened.
Sparks
May 7, 2012 at 7:56 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
All very well and good, but how are they grilled?
Brianne
May 8, 2012 at 10:37 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
I so love this post. Silliness FTW!
The Bobs
May 8, 2012 at 2:35 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Is Evelyn going to take you to visit the MIT campus? It’s a fascinating place. I never got tired of wandering the corridors, there were always lots of interesting things to see.
You must see the famous infinite corridor!