Daniel in the Lion's Den

This will end in tears, mark my words. The tears will begin as soon as I make this sad announcement: Daniel Fincke is leaving us. I blame the Reason Rally for this tragic loss, and I’ll tell you why.

Dan emailed me afterward. He was walking on clouds. “Dana,” he gushed, “they talked about the Enlightenment! In public!!

Well, I’m a fan of the Enlightenment. I think it’s one of the most interesting periods in human history, and I’m constantly amazed by the leap of understanding humanity made during that short period. But while Enlightenment values are under attack, I didn’t think speaking out about it in public warranted italics. I mean, it’s still a free country with free speech and we can talk about the Enlightenment if we want to. I began to worry about Dan’s emotional state.

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I've Decided to Get in Touch With My Inner Pony

By some estimations, I’m old. I mean, people in their late thirties are ancient according to kids 18 and under. But I don’t feel old inside. I’ve decided to change my avatar to reflect that. Also, it shows the kiddies that I’m hip, I’m with it. I should probably avoid telling them I stopped playing with My Little Ponies long before I started menstruating, though, huh?

So this is me from now on:

My True Self

See? It’s purple. It’s got a geology butt stamp*. Excuse me, cutie mark. And as I got to thinking about it, I began to realize how useful being a pony would be. I mean, I forget my rock hammer sometimes – if I had hooves, that wouldn’t be a problem. I could just kick out hand samples. Of course, without hands to collect them, it would be difficult to bring them home. But I wouldn’t be able to drive anymore anyway, so I’d have to have someone driving the truck and trailer, so they could pick them up for me. Easy-peasy!

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