Because I haz plans for them.
Seriously. Doing up vultures made me realize there’s probably gobs and oodles of blue-collar animals out there who deserve some recognition. So this winter, we shall be doing a Blue-Collar Animal Tour. This means we need blue-collar animals.
But there’ve got to be bajillions more. So lay ‘em on me. If it’s ugly, unglamorous, bothersome, noisome, rude, obnoxious, boring, common as muck, or otherwise unwelcome, I want it. I’ll even take awesome animals if they’re virtually unknown.
Bring them to me, my darlings.