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Scenes From the Cat-Servant Life

I had ambition today.  I promise, I did.  Aaalll sorts of things planned.  Wasn’t gonna be like the cat, doing nothing but lazing round in sunbeams:



Yeah, well.  Long day o’ work later, Rocko on me teevee, cat on me arm…



And yes, it’s really damned hard to snap photos of the cat with only one arm free.  I asked her to move, and this is all the movement I got:



My cat is my inspiration… to crawl into bed with a good book, stretch out my toeses, and be all the lazy I can be.

Substantive content tomorrow, my darlings.  Promise.  Unless the cat suggests otherwise…

Comments

  1. Lyle says

    Clearly your cat has succeeded in life, it has found a servant to care for it. Now all it has to do is sleep play and eat.