At Short Last, the Strike is Over!

At short long last, the strike is over!  And just in the nick o’ time, too.  The Pharyngula withdrawl was getting acute, and since I’d pledged not to visit ScienceBlogs until the strike was finished, I suffered from knowing Orac and Erik had new posts up but not being able to read them.  Yes, granted, there were plenty of ScienceBlogs expats to keep me occupied, but I’m a total Pharyngula addict and I’m not ashamed to admit it.

It’s good to see that Seed Media cared enough about its (remaining) bloggers to act quickly (though they could’ve acted before the strike, y’know), and that we’ll probably have a viable ScienceBlogs going forward.

This doesn’t mean I’ll forget the expats.  Never!  Wherever they end up, there I’ll be.

And, BoraThank you.

At Short Last, the Strike is Over!
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Dumbfuckery du Jour

When Cons brag about outraising Dems, it pays to have a closer look at those magic numbers:

The National Republican Congressional Committee, which raises money to help put GOP butts in House seats, sent an email this week bragging in big red letters that it outraised its Democratic counterpart for the month of June. 
The NRCC raised about $9.15 million and the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee came in a close second with around $9.02 million. The difference: $138,000. 
The thing that put the NRCC over the top? A $500,000 settlement from the NRCC’s insurance company, stemming from the years-long bilking of the NRCC by its former treasurer, Chris Ward

So it took an insurance settlement for them to “outraise” the DCCC.  And they’re bragging about it.  That’s actually pretty fucking pathetic.

Between that and the NRC’s criminally cute accounting tricks, it seems to me that the national Cons have a few problems they don’t want to admit to.  As the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem, it looks like they will continue to be total fuckwits for the foreseeable future.  The shock is absolutely making my toes tingle.

Oh, wait, that’s not it.  I’m sitting on my feet.  Perhaps I should allow circulation to return.  Hey, presto, the tingling is gone!

Anyway, while we’re on the subject of people inflating their importance artificially, let’s discuss the brand-new House Tea Party Caucus:

As for the caucus itself, as of late yesterday, the House Tea Party Caucus reportedly has 29 members, with a membership list that’s nearly identical to that of the right-wing Republican Study Committee. There is, however, some ongoing controversy on this front — some of the members included on Bachmann’s list of caucus members hadn’t formally given their permission to be included in the group.
Sounds like they’re off to a good start.

True Cons, those.  We certainly wouldn’t expect them any other way.

And, finally, Shep Smith has a few choice words on the Sherrod fiasco:

Meanwhile, Fox New anchor Shep Smith — whose network breathlessly promoted the smear campaign — slammed Breitbart’s BigGovernment.com as “widely discredited,” and blasted the White House for acting on its video. Smith even called out his own employer, saying, “The video, taken completely out of context, it ran all over the Internet, and television, including on this network:”

We here at Studio B did not run the video and did not reference the story in any way for many reasons, among them: we didn’t know who shot it, we didn’t know when it was shot, we didn’t know the context of the statement, and because of the history of the videos on the site where it was posted, in short we do not and did not trust the source. […]

[The White House based its decision on] an edited videotape on a widely discredited website that has had inaccurate postings of videos in the past–edited to the point where the world was deceived. … What in the world has happened to our industry and the White House?

Well, y’see, Shep, your network kind of dragged the industry down by being loud, obnoxious, unprincipled partisan shits, and since they make money pandering to the right wing shit-bubbles-for-brains crowd, other networks decided they needed to chase after the right wing shit-bubbles-for-brains crowd, or at least that actual journalism cost too much money when you could just have a lot of shit-bubbleheads babble at the top of their lungs, and Americans were too busy chasing celebrities to notice, and thus the industry went straight down the shitter, shit-bubbles and all.  As for the White House, I think they’ve been conditioned by years of Faux News fanatical screaming combined with Con tantrums, and they’re terrified of you all hitting them in the face.  Alas, the choice was between cowards and batshit fucking insane people this last presidential election, so we ended up with the cowards.  Does that clear it up for you?

I hope so.  That said, I do hope folks pay attention to what you said, because a little more of that kind of thinking would go a very long way toward giving me less dumbfuckery to write about.  Don’t worry, though – I’m sure Michele Bachmann and her ilk will continue providing me with plenty o’ material.

And don’t forget to check out the shit-bubbles link.  I think we could all use a good laugh.  If you don’t want to read the whole thing, just start with the first paragraph after the “Invisible Girl” video and keep reading, but only after swallowing all substances presenting choking or spit-take hazards.

Dumbfuckery du Jour

Relative Dangers

I’m currently reading Fire Mountains of the West.  It has caused me to reconsider certain of my assumptions, namely that Seattle’s far enough away from all the fire mountains to be relatively safe from their upsets.  This assumption turns out to be wrong.

Facts must be faced: I’ve decided to live in one of the most tectonically interesting parts of the United States.  If the volcanoes don’t get me, the megathrust and regular ol’ subduction zone earthquakes might.  There’s also a reasonable chance of a tsunami.  Oh, and don’t forget the landslides.  Additionally, if a new ice age were to suddenly strike, I’d be under 4,000 feet of ice.  Conversely, should global warming get much worse, I could end up unintentionally living on an island.  That’s not even to mention the traffic woes.

So yes, there are times, like now, when I think that perhaps I should return to the quieter climes of Arizona, where all I have to worry about is running out of water and perhaps getting barbecued during the next fire season.  The place is, for the most part, tectonically dead boring.  But then I consider the assorted fucktards in charge, and the fucktards that vote them in, and the fucktarded shit they do on a daily basis.

Thank you, but I’ll take my chances with the fire mountains et al.  They’re statistically less likely to kill me.  Should I return to my dear old home state, I’d probably die of apoplexy within the first six months.

Relative Dangers

Another One Gone Away – Plus PZ Sighting!

We can move Abel Pharmboy from the “considering” to the “done considering” column. Don’t miss his wonderful blog Terra Sigillata in its snazzy new digs.

Only one video seemed appropriate for this occasion:

For those pining after Pharyngula *raises hand*, don’t forget that PZ can post to the Panda’s Thumb, and in fact has already taken advantage of those privileges.  We aren’t completely PZ deprived during this strike, which if all goes as well as PZ’s saying on Twitter, shouldn’t last too much longer.  If, however, negotiations falter, I just want Adam Bly to understand that I will never ever forgive him.

And, finally, I’d like to pour Greg Laden a glass of the cantina’s finest by way of saying thanks for noticing this backwater blogger’s existence.

Another One Gone Away – Plus PZ Sighting!

Dumbfuckery du Jour

Ye gods, wot a day.  There’s about ten thousand news items all clamoring for attention at once.  We are, in fact, drowning in dumbfuckery.  And to top that off, it seems everybody in the nation had a broken cell phone, so I merely had time to skim rather than wade into the depths.  In retrospect, this might have been for the best.

Well, let’s start from the shallow yet disgusting end and get our feet acclimated before we wade any deeper.  We can begin with the Cons’ continuing battle against the unemployed.  With an extension to unemployment benefits a foregone conclusion, Cons decided desperate families could wait another thirty hours while they played their little obstruction games in the Senate.  Rep. Alan Grayson analyzes their thinking:

On the floor of the House, Grayson soundly berated the Republicans for holding up the extension of unemployment benefits with a “May God have mercy on your souls”.

Noting that his grandfather scoured the garbage dump for things he could sell to support his family in the 1930s, Grayson said, “That is the America the Republicans are trying to revive — the America of desperate straits and cheap labor.”

“I know what [Republicans] are th/inking [sic]: ‘Why don’t they just sell some stock? If they’re in really dire straits, maybe they could take some of their art collection and send it off to the auctioneer. And if they’re in deep, deep trouble, maybe the unemployed can sell one of their yachts.’ That’s what the Republicans are thinking,” Grayson said.

The Party of Marie Antoinette, they are.  Despicable little bastards.  (And yes, I know, a Dem or two is lumped in with that category – I’m looking at you, Ben Nelson.)

Now that we’ve endured some group sociopathy, let’s wade further and observe a pure psychopath in action:

We got a better sense of Breitbart’s perspective today when the right-wing media activist told MSNBC, “I feel bad that they made this about her, and I feel sorry that they made this about her. Watching how they’ve misconstrued, how the media has misconstrued the intention behind this, I do feel a sympathy for her plight.” He added that he’s “sympathetic” to the fact that the media “went after her and not after the NAACP.”
So, in Breitbart’s mind, the media is to blame — apparently because news outlets ran with the story that Breitbart gave them.
David Kurtz calls the remarks “almost sociopathic.” Simon Maloy labels Breitbart’s response “pathological.”

Why, indeed.  Y’see, a psychopath never sees himself at fault.  Someone else is always to blame.

For further psychopathy, see also Mitch McConnell, the idiot who wanted to start a revolution by shooting the ACLU and the Tides Foundation, and our national media.  Oh, fuck it, throw in very nearly the entirety of the right wing while we’re at it.

We’re pretty deep in the brown, sticky and stinky.  Time to wade back to shore, passing the RNC on the way, who’re hip-deep in the deep shit and getting deeper:

It’s clearly a busy media day, with a variety of stories generating plenty of discussion, but the RNC’s hidden-debt controversy is probably under-appreciated at this point. It has the potential to be a very big deal.

A GOP civil war has broken out between RNC Chairman Michael Steele and RNC Treasurer Randy Pullen.

The dust-up reveals new levels of dysfunction at the RNC and suggests the Republican National Committee is having real money problems.

In a memo obtained by ABC News, Pullen makes startling allegations against Steele’s chief of staff, accusing him of trying to hide unpaid invoices and causing the RNC not to report more than $7 million in debt in its April and May filings with the Federal Election Commission.

Now, we know that at least some of what Pullen is charging is already true — the RNC had to file amended reports to explain previously unreported debt. But according to the RNC’s own treasurer, Steele and others at party headquarters did this deliberately, allegedly going to literally criminal lengths to hide party debts and financial troubles.

How criminal?  Just ask criminal mastermind Hans von Spakovsky:

Though RNC aides and officials are strongly denying any wrongdoing or misreporting, the organization has brought on “former [FEC] Chairman Michael E. Toner” as outside counsel, an “unusual and significant move,” according to Heritage Foundation legal pundit Hans A. von Spakovsky. He noted, “The RNC normally uses its own inside counsel to deal with the FEC, but if I had a really serious problem with the FEC, Michael Toner is one of the first guys I would turn to help me out.” 

Somebody needs to pop us up a container ship’s worth of popcorn while somebody else holds us some ringside seats.  This looks set to get fascinating.

But first, if you’ll excuse me, I’m just going to go hose off after that dip with the dipshits.  I feel icky.

Dumbfuckery du Jour

Cujo Wields The Smack-o-Matic to Excellent Effect

On the frothing idiots throwing a major shit-fit over the planned mosque near Ground Zero:

Compared to those people, Islamic terrorism doesn’t seem terribly frightening at all. Terrorists can never take from us what we are. Americans are the only ones who can do that. What we need to remember from this is that there are clearly a group of Americans who want to do exactly that.

They’re the really scary people.

Precisely.

And do read the rest of the post.  It’s well worth your time.  Then, should you need to calm your blood pressure, enjoy a lovely sunset.

Cujo Wields The Smack-o-Matic to Excellent Effect

Dumbfuckery du Jour

Epic fucking USDA fail:

It looked like Breitbart and the Big Government website had gotten the goods on another one of their enemies. But as is often the case, there’s more to this one than meets the eye.
The story involves USDA official Shirley Sherrod, the director of regional development in Georgia. She spoke recently at an NAACP event, and Big Government posted a portion of her remarks. As far as the far-right site is concerned, Sherrod “admitted” that she’s used her “federally appointed position” to “discriminate against people due to their race.”
At first blush, the allegations almost seem fair. The video shows Sherrod talking about a deliberate decision not to help a white farmer because she was “struggling with the fact that so many black people had lost their farm land.”

And so Tom Vilsack demanded her resignation, and the NAACP condemned her, all without pausing a moment to consider one teensy possibly significant fact:

The anti-ACORN crusade — and its creative editing — should have been the first clue that right-wing video clips released by Breitbart and Big Government may not be what they seem to be. Shirley Sherrod offers another painful reminder.

Because, as it turns out, context is absolutely everything.  It’s just that Breitbart and his merry band of fuckwits kinda sorta forgot to include those bits of the video that explained why Sherrod had gone to bat for the farmer after all, learning the important lesson that race doesn’t matter in such matters, and has applied that lesson about going beyond race ever since.

I would just like to remind everyone that when Breitbart et al post something that’s giving off a lot of smoke, one should fan said smoke away and determine if there’s actually a fucking fire before busting out the fire extinguishers.

Bonus dumbfuckery: Ben Stein performs an exhaustive study of the personal qualities of the unemployed (i.e., picks what passes for his brain) and concludes they almost all suck.  Additionally, what “family values” really means to a Con.  I know, I know, a man boinking his stepson’s estranged wife on the side would not seem to be a “family values” candidate, but he totally is – at least compared to David “Diapers” Vitter.

Dumbfuckery du Jour

Ye Exodus Continues

I pulled up my Twitter feed today expecting news of one or two more Sciblings on the move.  Well, it’s more than one or two:

Living the Scientific Life

The Questionable Authority (Twitter only for now: questauthority)

Speakeasy Science

Superbug

Thus Spake Zuska

And that’s not all!  There’s a non-inconsiderable handful considering a move toward the exits:

On Becoming a Domestic and Laboratory Goddess

Respectful Insolence

Terra Sigilata

Thoughtful Animal

Thoughts From Kansas

And just when it seemed the news couldn’t get any worse for ScienceBlogs, STRIKE!

Pharyngula

Greg Laden

Casaubon’s Book (yeah, they’d moved back)

(Picketers list is as of last I checked – there could be more now.)

Then we look at the updated list of those who’ve Done Left:

A Blog Around the Clock

Culture Dish

Good Math, Bad Math (no new digs yet)

Highly Allochthonous

Laelaps

Myrmecos

Neuron Culture 

Obesity Panacea

The Primate Diaries (New digs at last!)

The Quantum Pontiff

Scicurious

Science After Sunclipse

Whitecoat Underground

(Did I miss anybody?  Let me know!)

Eighteen bloggers gone, five more considering, and three (among them the 800 pound gorilla on the network) striking – if that doesn’t get the Seed Overlords’ attention and lead to some substantial positive changes, Seed and all its media deserves to go down in flames.

At least the bloggers will land on their feet, no matter what.

Ye Exodus Continues

River Walk

I was going to write something substantive on the earthquakes cracking ScienceBlogs apart, but fuck it.  I’m too tired to think.  I shall just babble about today’s adventures instead, and you can all enjoy some pretty pictures before we return to the wielding o’ the Smack-o-Matic, pontificating on ye olde exodus, and eventually really seriously I promise the next installment of Oregon geology.  And for the geology-deprived, there’s rocks below the fold!

I’m suffering the dregs of this summer cold, so we took it easy and stayed in the neighborhood today.  We went to Ruby’s Diner for lunch, and I have it on good authority that the American Kobe beef burger is very tasty indeed.  You can’t take my word for it.  The bits I could taste seemed pretty good, and the texture was awesome, but considering I didn’t realize there was black pepper on it until a stray tastebud kicked to life over halfway through the meal, I don’t think I can accurately report on its awesomeness.  So maybe you’ll just have to come up here and have one of your own.  I’ll take you myself, even.

After Ruby’s, we headed down to the Sammamish River for walkies.  There’s a nice stretch that runs by downtown Bothell.  I shared a few pictures last year, but you’ll get far more this time.  Plus, bebbe duckies and the moon!  So do follow me after the jump.



See?  Bebbes!  They’re so cute.

This was taken at a park you reach by crossing the bridge, and suddenly you’ve got a mini-ampitheatre:



I have no idea what they use it for, and it’s about to get a lot noisier, because apparently they’re going to route the 522 right by there now.  Urgh.  But for now, it’s a neat, peaceful little place filled with historic buildings you can peek into.  My handheld twilight mode got a chance to strut its stuff, and how.  Check out the interior to the Andrew and Augusta Beckstrom Log Cabin:





Hog Scalding Pot.  I love it.  And I love the fact these came out so well, since they were shot through tiny windows, and the only light is coming from other tiny windows.  Mind you, what was visible to me was just a lot of shadows and blotches.  So, yay!

My poor camera was rather less happy looking into full sunlight from shade, and the sky had a lot too much water vapor in it scattering light, but it did a good job with the cabin itself:



I also know there’s some trick to getting the backlight correction mode to function supremely well in these conditions, but I haven’t learnt it yet.  Perhaps I should go to school:



Oh, yes.  That is the stereotypical little red schoolhouse, and it’s the actual first schoolhouse Bothell ever had.  It’s over 200 years old.  It’s all lovely and restored and the handheld twilight adored it:



I don’t believe a lot of the things in there are authentically 1885, but no matter.

We met a lot of the local wildlife, from sleepy, stretchy ducks:



To geese getting ready to swim:



To – wtf is this chicken doing here and why is it stalking us?!?



And he did, too.  He followed us around for quite a bit before we left his butt behind.  No need to ask why this rooster crossed the bridge, because he didn’t.

But before we cross that bridge ourselves, you really must enjoy the ginormous lilac bush by the river:



The bits of it I could smell did indeed smell wonderful.  It’s a very relaxing spot, and if you’re ever kicking around Bothell, I recommend it, even if you do risk getting stalked by random roosters.

Across the bridge again, there’s a spot where the local waterfowl congregate to get a free meal from passers-by.  This Canada goose is apparently digesting:



They’re really lovely, even if they do get aggressive sometimes.

Further along, the morning glories were in bloom.  With ye olde camera, all I would’ve gotten was a white blotch among green blotches, but with the Sony Cyber-Shot, I actually get a flower:



Woot!

And there’s another bridge to cross:



And then you walk up a short stretch of trail to the fork where the Burke-Gilman Trail intersects, and this is where mah geologist’s heart goes pitter-pat.  You see, there’s this embankment sort of thingy lined with boulders, and they have the most wonderful inclusions.  I lost myself amongst them the last time I was there, and this time was no different.  Thankfully, my intrepid companion is amenable to such things, and he had a tunnel to play with:



I shall now do my best to identify some inclusions.  Karen can correct my rank amateur mistakes.  Here, I believe, is feldspar:



This appears to have formed within an andesitic lava, as far as I’m able to determine.

And look!  Agate!



You can see the rock weathering away from it.  At some point, that will be a nice specimen all weathered out. 

This next bit is probably also agate, but it looks a lot like opal, too:



I suppose it’s possible.  Opal’s a mineraloid gel that gets deposited from silica-rich circulating water, and where there’s lava, there’s possible hot springs and suchlike that could carry the stuff around.  But this might be just particularly pretty agate.  Hard to tell when one’s far from an expert.

These rocks had to have been in an environment where there was a lot of circulating, silica-rich water, because nearly every crack and crevice is filled with veins of the stuff:



Some of those strips get very wide indeed:



How wonderful is that, right?  Rocks can be pretty!  Like this nodule, which I can’t quite pin down:



Mmm, lovely wonderful rocks!  And my intrepid companion’s becoming quite the rockhound.  He found some specimens weathered out that I’d completely missed, small enough to take home.  He has my undying affection for many things, but the fact that he found the hand-sized bits with inclusions that I’d been looking for ranks high on the list.  And there’s a lovely little piece with some very brilliant blue bits in it – but I’ll stop babbling about rocks, now.  Needless to say, if you ever want to have a good look at andesite and welded tuffs with wonderful deposits, all you need to do is wander the bit of the Burke-Gilman Trail where it meets the Sammamish River Trail, and you shall be a happy rockhound indeed.  You can even amuse yourself playing with puzzle rocks there:





There’s some excellent examples of weathering there, including rocks that are splitting into flat planes, almost like shale.  I believe some of it’s welded tuff, fracturing along the layers.  Seemed that way, at least.  And then there was this bit, which amused me because it looked a little like a Cylon raider:



Look, Ma, no Cylons!

After you’ve perused the boulders and amused yourself with the weathered bits, you can cross the trestle:



And you’ll find another little park where you can sit by the water and amuse yourself by dabbling in it before the long walk back.

On the way, you might be lucky enough to catch a squirrel noshing on cornmeal:



And, for our finale, I was able to shoot the moon!



It’s nice to have a camera that can take actual pictures of the actual moon.

Afterward, we headed off to the theatre to see Despicable Me.  Scientists need to turn off that part of their brains, because the science in it is, well, despicable.  But it’s a fun film for all that, a lot better than I’d thought it would be.  And then home to do what I do after every adventure – scrub rocks.  All in all, a very successful first adventure after the ambush.

River Walk