HuffPo’s Jason Linkins puts the Smack-o-Matic 3000 with optional Sarcasm Boost. I had to share with you all. Stupid statement: Via Media Monitor LaRay B., comes video of a segment between Phil Musser and Lawrence O’Donnell, hosted by Norah O’Donnell on MSNBC. The discussion centered on the torture memos, with Lawrence O’Donnell explaining how the …
Monthly Archive: April 2009
Apr 24 2009
The Necessity of Knowledge
It’s cliché time at the cantina, my darlings, because I want to talk about a simple truth: knowledge is power. In observing politics and religion, you soon notice a distinct abundance of stupidity. And I call it stupidity, not ignorance, because refusing knowledge is stupid. Everyone at times refuses knowledge, but some people raise it …
Apr 24 2009
The Stalker Becomes the Stalked
Isn’t it fun to see Bill O’s attack dog getting a hefty dose of his own medicine? Gawker has some questions for Jesse B. Watters, the Fox News producer that Bill O’Reilly likes to send out to ambush his enemies. So we’re outside his building in Long Island. Right now. (Hi, Jesse!) [snip] If you …
Apr 24 2009
Happy Hour Discurso
Today’s opining on the public discourse. Congratulations Rep. Scott Murphy! Norm Coleman take note: when the votes don’t go your way, it’s generally a good idea to gracefully concede. There are times when I seriously wonder if the Cons are ingesting some sort of toxins that cause acute stupidity, insanity and hypocrisy. Today’s one of …
Apr 24 2009
Woozle and Mike Debate Thread
It’s a banner day, my darlings. This is the first time on this blog that a thread’s filled up to the point where it has to be closed and a new one opened. They’ve requested a new forum, and their wish is my command. Of course, I’m sure neither of them will object if anyone …
Apr 24 2009
Last Day in Port
Out o’ the taverns and onto the ship wi’ ye! Submit yer posts for the Carnival of the Elitist Bastards by the end o’ tonight, or we be sailin’ without ye. And none o’ us want that, now, do we?
Apr 24 2009
Poem o’ the Day
Every once in a while, synchronicity happens. I’ve got a scene coalescing in my head for this current story, in which the stark contrasts between beauty and horror come up. My folks are warriors. They see the worst. But they’ve also seen extraordinary beauty, which just about makes the ugliness they have to deal with …
Apr 24 2009
Bashing Bill
It’s Friday. It’s time to have some fun. And Bill O’Reilly’s just begging for a beating. I mean, check out what his producer’s been up to lately: It’s no secret that Fox News host Bill O’Reilly can’t stand MSNBC’s Keith Olbermann. In fact, when a caller into his radio show had the gall to mention …
Apr 24 2009
Best. Help. Wanted. Ad. Ever.
If you’re a political junkie with mad blogging skillz and don’t mind living in D.C., I think you’d better take a look at this: ThinkProgress is hiring a reporter/blogger to join our team at the Center for American Progress Action Fund. We’re looking for enthusiastic applicants who slave away at a keyboard have strong research/writing …
Apr 24 2009
What the Hell’s Wrong with Texas?
All right, my darlings from Texas, clue me in: what the fuck is wrong with the people in your state? First we have all these idiots running around yawping about secession: Last week, a statewide poll in Texas found that 75% of Texans would like to see their state remain in the U.S., while 18% …


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