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St. Patrick’s Day Redux

Have I mentioned lately I love Michelle Obama? I love Michelle Obama. For the first time, the White House fountains flowed green for St. Paddy’s, and she’s the one who made it so (h/t):


That’s just awesome.

She of course got the idea from Chicago, which dyes its river green:


Some of use celebrate a little differently, o’ course:


And some of us are probably a little more superstitious than absolutely necessary:


Well, you know what they say: hope in one hand, shit in the oth – oh, wait, you don’t have hands. Well, nevermind, then.

May your hangovers be short, my darlings.