12 Days o’ Piratemas

Aye, that be Captain Ames summoning ye, and ye’ve got only twelve days before we sail! Get your elitist bastardry aboard by December 26th. I expect to see elitistbastardscarnival@gmail.com filled to the bursting wi’ submissions – I know ye’ve got it in ye.

Ye wouldn’t want to miss this sailing, my swarthy crew. It be Piratemas!