My darlings… we have a long way to go before we can match PZ for elitistism or bastardry. But I have a cunning two-fold plan, “a plan so cunning you could stick a tail on it and call it a weasel.”
Firstly, as we celebrate this sailing, we ensure we buy PZ many drinks for his selfless service. Many strong drinks.
Secondly, we take some lessons in bastardry from Blackadder.
Let the lesson begin…