Fischer Compares Confederate Flag to Rainbow Flag

You can always rely on Bryan Fischer. Even when we are being pummeled by a tsunami of inane arguments about the Confederate flag on public buildings, you can count on Fischer to come along and distinguish himself by making an argument so breathtakingly idiotic that you can only stare in near-admiration of the effort.
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Fischer: Confederate Flag is a Democratic Issue

It’s always ridiculous when Republicans pretend that racism is only a Democratic thing because Lincoln was a Republican and the racists used to find a home in the Democratic party. Because on Planet Wingnuttia, all of history ended in 1964 and nothing has ever changed since then. That’s your cue, Bryan Fischer:
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Fischer: Government Can’t Be Secular Because God Created It

Bryan Fischer once again proves his theocrat bona fides with a blog post declaring that the state can’t possibly be secular because God created it and intended it to be his “servant” and do his bidding. Why? Because the Bible says so. And the fact that the Bible is wrong about nearly everything is, of course, irrelevant.
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Fischer Delivers a Macho Pledge of Resistence

One of the most amusing things for me over the last few months as the anti-gay bigots have begun to recognize that they’re likely to lose the marriage battle has been watching their hilarious William Wallace impersonations as they declare, ever more loudly, that they will never surrender or capitulate. Bryan Fischer, that’s your cue:
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Fischer Comes Unglued Over Supreme Court Arguments

I have to confess that I am so enjoying watching the Christian right absolutely lose their minds over the prospect of the Supreme Court striking down state laws banning interracial marriage. They’re just working themselves up in to a collective conniption and it’s so much fun to see. Bryan Fischer, entertain me for a minute:
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What Fischer Thinks Caused ‘Noah’s Flood’ This Week

It’s always amusing to hear what the Christian right thinks caused “Noah’s flood” at any given time. Some have amusingly claimed that it was caused by gay marriage, without evidence of course. Now Bryan Fischer says it’s because they didn’t use the death penalty — on God’s orders, by the way.
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Bryan Fischer Award Nominee: Bryan Fischer

Bryan Fischer proves once again why I named this award after him, given for those who display a staggering lack of self-awareness and accuse their opponents of their own worst sins. His gift for psychological projection reaches comic levels as he accuses gay rights activists of worshiping — I kid you not — a vengeful, hateful god.
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Bryan Fischer Award Nominee: Bill O’Reilly

The Bryan Fischer Award is given to those who show a breathtaking lack of self-awareness, accusing their opponents of their own worst sins. Bill O’Reilly is a first ballot Bryan Fischer Award Hall of Fame inductee. He’s practically the living embodiment of obliviousness to his own contradictions. Get a load of this:
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