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Apr 11 2014

Fischer: Christianity Now Illegal in America!

This week the Supreme Court denied cert in the case involving a photography business in New Mexico that refused to do a lesbian wedding, leading Bryan Fischer to fire up the exaggeration machine and declare that it’s now a crime to be a Christian in the United States.

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Apr 10 2014

Bryan Fischer Award Nominee: Bill O’Reilly

The Bryan Fischer award is given to those who display a staggering lack of self-awareness, accusing their opponents of displaying their own worst traits. It could just as easily be called the Bill O’Reilly Award given his penchant for psychological projection. Take a look at this statement from a recent show:

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Apr 07 2014

Bryan Fischer Award Nominee: Matt Barber

The Bryan Fischer award is given to those who display a staggering lack of self-awareness, accusing their opponents of their own worst sins. I’m pretty sure Matt Barber has won this one before but he deserves it again for this column explaining why he calls gay rights activists “homofascists.”

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Apr 07 2014

Fischer: Teaching 10Cs in School Would Have Stopped Ft. Hood Shooting

Bryan Fischer’s reaction to the shootings at Ft. Hood was to claim that if only the shooter had been taught the 10 Commandments in school he wouldn’t have done it. Right, because post-war PTSD is totally prevented that way. As Jon Stewart once said: If you think putting up the 10 Commandments in schools will …

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Apr 05 2014

Fischer Wants Prison for Adultery

If you want a vision of the totalitarian theocracy that Bryan Fischer thinks we should all live in, look no further than a recent broadcast of his radio show where he said that he’d be “absolutely fine with a fifteen year incarceration for the crime of adultery.”

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Mar 24 2014

Fischer: Gay People Need to Attack Satan’s Stronghold

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Bryan Fischer says gay people aren’t really gay, they’ve just let Satan get a “stronghold” inside their brain. “A lot of homosexuals think they were born that way because they’ve got a stronghold in their mind, the world and the flesh and the Devil has gotten this stronghold, this error that’s seeped into their brains,” …

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Mar 22 2014

Fischer Again Demands Theocracy

Bryan Fischer once again declared his preference for theocracy over a free society, saying on his radio show that gay people should be discriminated against because “the responsibility of those in civil authority is to only approve that which God approves and to stand against that which He rejects.”

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Mar 21 2014

Bryan Fischer Award Nominee: Dan Gainor

The Bryan Fischer Award is given to those who display a staggering lack of self-awareness, accusing their opponents of their own worst deeds. Since this is an almost ubiquitous behavior from the Christian right, it isn’t hard to find examples. Dan Gainor of the Media Research Center displays it in his response to Bill Maher …

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Mar 20 2014

Fischer: God Giving Bill Maher the Chance to Repent

On his show last week, Bill Maher declared that the God of the Bible was a “psychotic mass murderer.” He’s right, of course. I can’t imagine who anyone could read the Old Testament and conclude otherwise. Bryan Fischer, though, was quite unhappy and explained that God hasn’t struck Maher down yet (which would only prove …

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Mar 10 2014

Bryan Fischer’s Cri de Coeur

One of the few phrases I remember from two years of high school French is cri de coeur, literally “cry of the heart” but more colloquially a passionate outcry or protest. Bryan Fischer delivered one recently in the most lurid terms imaginable about his fight to the death with Big Gay.

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Feb 28 2014

Fischer: Only Accept Christian Refugees

Bryan Fischer is quite upset that we are accepting a few hundred refugees from war-torn Syria into the country because, true to his deep-seated bigotry against everyone who isn’t just like him, he thinks that only Christians should be allowed into the country.

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Feb 27 2014

Fischer Phones It In

Bryan Fischer just loves that proposed law in Arizona that allows Christians to discriminate against LGBT people and he delivered the usual idiotic rant about “jack-booted homofascist thugs” turning the United States into “Nazi Germany.” Blah blah blah.

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Feb 21 2014

Fischer: The FCC Is Going to Shut Me Down

Bryan Fischer’s hypothetical persecution complex is flaring up again. On his radio show this week he told his listeners that the FCC is going to shut down his show and all other Christian shows that speak out against homosexuality. Without a shred of evidence, of course.

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Feb 12 2014

Fischer: Jail the Gays Because I love Black Men

Not since Jerry Maguire screamed “I love the black man!” into a telephone has a more implausible declaration of racial amour been heard than the one offered by Bryan Fischer, who says we must make homosexuality illegal because he just loves black men so much.

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Jan 30 2014

Fischer: New Find Supports Noah’s Ark!

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What happens when an ignorant git comes into contact with information that he doesn’t understand? He makes absurd claims about it without bothering to look at the information. Because actually looking at the information might put one’s beliefs in peril and that can’t be allowed. Here’s a textbook example:

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