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Jul 23 2014

Fischer: Obama ‘Danced on Graves of AIDS Researchers’

Bryan Fischer predictably freaks out over President Obama noting that a number of AIDS researchers died in the Malaysian airliner that was shot down over the Ukraine. Apparently, Obama should have condemned all gay people while he did it.

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Jul 16 2014

Fischer Fears Rainbow-Colored Paper

Bryan Fischer joins the Christian right chorus of people freaking out because a San Francisco Burger King started wrapping its whoppers in rainbow-colored paper. This is a really big deal, you see, and if they don’t stop it here the good people of Iowa might have to see that paper too.

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Jul 14 2014

Fischer Thinks God Draws Maps

Bryan Fischer makes one of the dumber arguments he’s ever made (yes, imagine the competition for that designation) in a column for BarbWire in which he says that the reason we must turn back those children coming to our border is because God put the border there, as he does all borders, and we must …

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Jul 10 2014

Fischer: Lack of Patriotism is a Sin

Bryan Fischer celebrates the 4th of July by declaring that if you aren’t patriotic (by his undoubtedly twisted definition, of course), you’re committing a sin against God — but only if you’re an American, because God likes us more than everyone else and has done unspecified things to “protect” the country against…well, something.

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Jul 09 2014

Bryan Fischer Award Nominee: Ben Carson

The Bryan Fischer Award is given to those who show a staggering lack of self-awareness, accusing their opponents of displaying their own worst traits. And I’ve got a real doozy from Ben Carson, during an interview he did with Joseph Farah of the Worldnetdaily. Let’s start with this statement:

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Jul 03 2014

Fischer Predicts Backlash Against Pro-Equality Companies

As the cultural tide turns steadily toward equality for LGBT Americans, more and more companies are showing themselves to be gay friendly in their advertisements. Bryan Fischer is just sure this is going to cause a huge backlash against them…annnnnny minute now.

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Jul 02 2014

Bryan Fischer Award Nominee: John Yoo

The Bryan Fischer Award is given to those who show a staggering lack of self-awareness, accusing their political opponents of their own worst sins and ignoring their own contradictions. John Yoo is practically the living embodiment of the award and he displays it while declaring that the Hobby Lobby case demonstrates Obama’s “fundamental abuse of …

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Jun 24 2014

Bryan Fischer Award Nominee: Gary Bauer

Last week’s Road to Majority conference put on by Ralph Reed’s Faith and Freedom Coalition must have destroyed every irony meter within a thousand-mile radius. Gary Bauer actually gave a talk in which he claimed that President Obama is “obsessed” with gay issues — at a conference full of people who spend nearly all their …

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Jun 23 2014

Bryan Fischer Award Nominee: Herman Cain

The Bryan Fischer Award is given to those who display a staggering lack of self-awareness and if I ever create a hall of fame for those who display that trait, Herman Cain would be a first ballot inductee. Get a load of this, but turn off your irony meters first:

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Jun 19 2014

Fischer Agrees With Sharia Law Advocates

Bryan Fischer, like most Christian righters, rants endlessly about the dangers of Sharia law (which is dangerous but also totally irrelevant in the United States) while simultaneously wishing that they could institute significant parts of it to control the sex lives of others. Here’s a perfect example:

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Jun 16 2014

Fischer Lies About Denmark Churches and Marriage

You might want to sit down for this one lest you fall over in shock. Bryan Fischer is lying about something. In a column seeking to whip up fear that the government will force churches to perform same-sex weddings, he offers this whopper of a lie about what is going on on Denmark:

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Jun 01 2014

Bryan Fischer Lies About Slavery and the Bible

Bryan Fischer on a recent show claimed that the kind of slavery practiced in America was a capital crime under the Old Testament law. In order to make that case he has to tell the lie that nearly all people like him tell, pretending that the rules for Hebrew servants in Exodus applied to all …

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May 20 2014

GUEST POST: Fisking Bryan Fischer

This is a guest post by attorney Barry Klatzkin about Bryan Fischer’s ignorant bleatings about how the judiciary operates in America. Like most conservatives, he completely misunderstands the constitutional role of judges while pretending to love the Constitution.

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May 14 2014

Bryan Fischer Disproves Evolution

Bryan Fischer thinks he has disproved evolution. And it might be true for certain values of “disproved,” but he seems to have no idea what that word means. It’s disproved, he says, because the Bible would be wrong if it were true. Wow, such a compelling argument.

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May 10 2014

Fischer Wants to Ban Profanity

Bryan Fischer’s man-crush on Vladimir Putin includes not only support for his anti-gay brutality but for a new law in Russia that bans profanity “at arts, cultural and entertainment events.” Fischer says we can and should do that here and the First Amendment won’t be violated in the least.

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