Fischer’s Amusing Opinion on Anti-Discrimination Laws

Bryan Fischer is, like most wingnuts, very upset that Christian businesses are expected to follow the same rules every other business has to follow by not engaging in discrimination. In his latest tirade on the subject, he says that this is literally slavery and that the rainbow flag is the “mark of the beast.”
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Fischer: Force Immigrants to Become Christians

Bryan Fischer burnished his credentials as a Christian fascist by demanding that the United States do immigration “God’s way” and force all immigrants to convert to Christianity before entering the country. Remember, when ISIS forces people to convert or die, it’s an outrage. When Christians do it, it’s just God’s way.
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Fischer’s Really Dumb Reason Not to Worry About Climate Change

Bryan Fischer thinks it’s simply ridiculous that people are worried about climate change raising sea levels and flooding coastal areas. Why? Because God promised in Genesis after he drowned the whole world that he wouldn’t do that again with flood waters. So every time you see a rainbow, you should know that global warming is a hoax.
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Bryan Fischer Award Nominee: Scott Lively

The Bryan Fischer Award is given to those who display a staggering lack of self-awareness, accusing their opponents of committing their own worst sins. Deranged bigot Scott Lively surely deserves one for claiming that an HRC report that points out his own vile positions against gay people is trying to make people kill him.
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Fischer Blames Ray Rice Beating on ‘Premarital Cohabitation’

Apparently jealous of so many of his fellow wingnuts who have said staggeringly stupid and offensive things about Ray Rice knocking out his then-fiance, Bryan Fischer on Friday pulled himself up by his bootstraps and got himself back in the game by declaring that the reason it happened was because they were living together before marriage, as the Bible forbids.
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Wingnut on Wingnut Crime: Bryan Fischer vs AFA Attorney

The American Family Association seems to be having a bit of trouble deciding which side it’s on in the battle over forcing members of the military to swear an oath “so help me God.” Bryan Fischer, the “director of issues analysis” says that atheists should be banned from the military and all soldiers should be forced to swear such an oath. The group’s chief counsel, Patrick Vaughn, rightly points out that this is unconstitutional:
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Fischer: NFL Discriminates Against Straight Players

In the world that Bryan Fischer thinks he lives in, a world in which up is down, black is white and Obama is a Muslim communist, apparently it’s straight people that are being terribly discriminated against in the NFL because the Dallas Cowboys signed the only openly gay player in professional football to their practice squad.
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News Flash: Bryan Fischer Isn’t Very Bright

Unless you live in a cave or just completely ignore sports, you probably know by now that Michael Sam was cut by the St. Louis Rams and did not make their final roster. Bryan Fischer falsely declares that the “entire NFL refuses to do business” with him (not true, he was signed by the Dallas Cowboys) and then babbles stupidly about discrimination.
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Bryan Fischer: Bigot Supergenius

The National Institutes of Health is doing a study on the question of why lesbians have higher rates of obesity and that triggered a brilliant idea in the fever swamp inside Bryan Fischer’s head. Michelle Obama wants to fight obesity, so she should start a campaign to get lesbians to become straight and then they won’t be obese anymore.
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