Fischer: Banning Stop and Frisk a ‘Hate Crime Against Black Citizens’

Bryan Fischer really loves black people. Hell, he even lets them use his bathroom and everything. He loves black people so much that he thinks it’s okay to blatantly violate the Constitution to harass as many of them as possible so that a tiny percentage of them won’t hypothetically be allowed to hurt other black people later.
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Fischer Wants Papal Conclave to Pick GOP Presidential Nominee

Bryan Fischer is concerned that there are just too many good candidates that appeal to the religious right and that this diminishes their influence over the Republican primaries. So he wants to have Christian right leaders call the potential candidates before them, interrogate them and then pick one of them to support:
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Fischer: Muslim Prayer Service ‘Desecrated’ Cathedral

The irony of all this criticism from the Christian right over the Muslim prayer service at the National Cathedral is that it’s really nothing more than an Episcopalian church (the government has no role in it), which they almost certainly don’t think is a real Christian church anyway. But here’s Bryan Fischer ranting about it:
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Fischer: God ‘Quickened the Campaigns’ of Republicans

There are few things I find more amusing than the way fundamentalist Christians use language. Only in fundie circles will you ever hear the word “fellowship” as a verb, for example (“we’re going fellowshiping!”). Bryan Fischer provides a perfect example in claiming that God “quickened the campaigns” of Republican candidates:
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Shocker: Bryan Fischer is Clueless About Net Neutrality

President Obama has come out in favor of net neutrality, so naturally the right wing must come out against it (he really should come out in favor of breathing to see them all hold their breath until they turn blue). But like Ted Cruz, Bryan Fischer has absolutely no idea what net neutrality actually is:
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Bryan Fischer Again Justifies Slaughter of Native Americans

Bryan Fischer has a long history of defending the slaughter of millions of Native Americans by the European settlers of the Americas and he’s done it again. And this time he justifies it by not only saying that they were immoral but that the settlers were justified because God brought them here.
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Fischer Explains Why Muslim God is Not the Christian God

Let’s face it, Bryan Fischer just isn’t that bright. And he’s so tribalistic and ideologically rigid that he’s completely incapable of recognizing the inconsistencies in his own claim (like claiming that the 1st Amendment only applies to Congress, then saying that the city of Houston is destroying that amendment). Here’s another perfect example:
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Fischer’s Amusing Opinion on Anti-Discrimination Laws

Bryan Fischer is, like most wingnuts, very upset that Christian businesses are expected to follow the same rules every other business has to follow by not engaging in discrimination. In his latest tirade on the subject, he says that this is literally slavery and that the rainbow flag is the “mark of the beast.”
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