Fischer: Robin Williams Possessed by Demons

And we have yet another fundie moron declaring that Robin Williams was possessed by demons. I’m sure it will come as no surprise that the fundie moron in question is Bryan Fischer, who is kind of the king of fundie morons at this point. If I had Gordon Klingenschmitt’s ability to identify demons, I might think Fischer was possessed by a demon of stupidity.
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Fischer: Being a Christian is the Essence of Patriotism

Christian fundamentalists love to quote verses from the Bible saying that God will bless a nation that follows his commands. Bryan Fischer is the latest to do so. In fact, he says that the single best way to be patriotic is to be a Christian and pray to him a lot because that will make him really nice to us.
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Fischer: God Will Use ISIS to Punish America for The Gay

Another day, another unbelievably stupid pronouncement from Bryan Fischer. This time it’s the old “we’re so immoral that God is justified in destroying us” combined with “and he’s going to use Muslims to do it.” That he is actually agreeing with those Muslims about both America’s immorality (because of The Gay, of course) and about God’s desire for retribution never seems to occur to him.
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Fischer: God Hates Looking at Gay Sex

Bryan Fischer says that God is so disgusted by gay sex that it “causes him to recoil,” just like he thinks all human beings do. But you really have to feel sorry for God if he doesn’t like gay sex because, being omnipresent, he has to watch it all the time. Apparently he isn’t nearly as disgusted by, oh I don’t know, people killing and raping one another.
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Fischer: Michael Brown Was ‘Hyped Up on Marijuana’

From the Department of Utter Cluelessness: Bryan Fischer says it’s perfectly understandable that the police officer shot Michael Brown 6 times because Brown had marijuana in his system, so he was “hyped up” on it and probably looking to kill someone. Because that’s totally what pot does to you.
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Bryan Fischer Award Nominee: Barack Obama

The Bryan Fischer Award is given to those who exhibit a staggering lack of self-awareness or who accuse their opponents of their own worst traits. I usually give these to other right wingers, but President Obama has definitely earned one for this incredible display of chutzpah in signing the bill to boost VA spending:
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Fischer: Lack of Patriotism is a Sin

Bryan Fischer celebrates the 4th of July by declaring that if you aren’t patriotic (by his undoubtedly twisted definition, of course), you’re committing a sin against God — but only if you’re an American, because God likes us more than everyone else and has done unspecified things to “protect” the country against…well, something.
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