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Category Archive: Wingnuttia

Jul 25 2014

Fox News Can’t Believe We Help Those Who Don’t Speak English

Steve Doocy and Brian Kilmeade, easily the two dumbest men on television, are simply beside themselves at the idea that 911 emergency responders in Texas actually help people who don’t speak English. And they seem to think they’re supposed to determine whether someone is a citizen over the phone.

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Jul 25 2014

Bachmann in 2016? Oh Please Please Please

If the prospect of Rick Santorum, Herman Cain and Allen West running for the Republican nomination for president in 2016 isn’t exciting enough, now Michele Bachmann says she may run again too. Please pray, cross fingers, sacrifice chickens or whatever else you can think of to make this happen.

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Jul 25 2014

Uh Oh. The Wingnuts Turn on Ted Cruz.

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I wrote the other day about the transparent sham of Ted Cruz pretending to give a shit about the child refugees he’s using as a political weapon, but for his more bigoted and extremist followers he has now revealed himself as a bleeding heart liberal and probably a communist. These are from his Facebook page:

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Jul 25 2014

Gimme That Old Time Klingenschmitt ‘Logic’

Gordon Klingenschmitt has a powerful and compelling argument for why trans women should not be allowed to use the women’s bathroom: “The Scriptures say in Deuteronomy 23 that he that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord. And if they can’t …

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Jul 25 2014

Pastor: Gays Possessed by ‘Putrid Smelling Demons’

In one of the most deranged anti-gay columns you’ll ever read, Pastor Bert Ferias of Holy Fires Ministries asks gay people to “please do not get upset with me” for speaking “very plainly and straightforward (sic) about homosexuality.” And then he launches on a long screed that includes this:

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Jul 25 2014

Gina Miller Wants God to Remove Obama From Office

Gina Miller is losing hope. She really, really wants Obama to be impeached but knows that isn’t going to happen, so she’s reduced to praying that God himself will see to it that the Kenyan Marxist Muslim will be frogmarched out of the White House in handcuffs.

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Jul 24 2014

Wingnut: 2nd Amendment Purpose to Repel Child Refugees

Jody Hice, the extremely far right House candidate in Georgia, knows what the First Amendment was for — repelling the “invasion” of helpless child refugees. And since the government won’t go down to the border and, presumably, shoot or threaten them, he thinks people should go do it themselves.

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Jul 24 2014

Benham Group Disrupts UU Service in New Orleans

Flip Benham’s Operation Save America, one of the most extreme anti-choice organizations in the country, disrupted a service at a Unitarian church in New Orleans this weekend, interrupting a moment of silence for a recently passed church member to shout about “abominations” and the like. They were shown the door. Here’s how Benham’s group described …

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Jul 24 2014

Christian Right Again Argues For Discrimination

Much like the Christian right always argues against a specific court ruling by railing against judicial review itself, it also argues against a specific anti-discrimination restriction by arguing against all such restrictions — but they never actually acknowledge that they’re doing so. Here’s the Family Research Council’s reaction to President Obama forbidding anti-gay discrimination in …

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Jul 24 2014

Florida Same-Sex Marriage Ban Overturned

Last week, a state judge in Florida overturned that state’s ban on same-sex marriage and the reaction from the Christian right was exactly what you would expect. The judge’s jurisdiction includes the Florida Keys, which seems entirely appropriate.

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Jul 24 2014

Farah Doesn’t Like Claims of Distraction

Joseph Farah is quite upset that so many Republicans, including hardcore conservatives like Dick Cheney, claim that impeaching Obama would be a “distraction.” He quotes several of them saying that, pointing out that since the Senate won’t do it, it would just draw attention from other things.

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Jul 24 2014

Palin: God Wants Us to Impeach Obama

Sarah Palin told a gaggle of wingnuts that not only should President Obama be impeached, but that it would be an affront to the Almighty if we don’t do it because we would be “dethroning God” that way.

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Jul 24 2014

Wingnut: ‘Archie Comics Embraces Homosexuality, Witchcraft Demons and Occult Practices’

In the proud tradition of Jerry Falwell claiming that the Teletubbies were a gay plot to destroy America, Larry Tomczak of Charisma magazine complains that “Archie Comics Embraces Homosexuality, Witchcraft Demons and Occult Practices.”

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Jul 23 2014

Fischer: Obama ‘Danced on Graves of AIDS Researchers’

Bryan Fischer predictably freaks out over President Obama noting that a number of AIDS researchers died in the Malaysian airliner that was shot down over the Ukraine. Apparently, Obama should have condemned all gay people while he did it.

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Jul 23 2014

America’s ‘Open Rebellion Against God’

Like many other bigots, Gary Cass of the Christian Anti-Defamation Commission is seizing on a single poll that shows only about 3% of Americans identify as gay, lesbian or bi to claim that we should be catering to such a tiny minority. Because they’d totally change their mind if it were 10% or 20%. There …

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