Gohmert: Gay Massages Make Us Vulnerable to Terrorism

Louis Gohmert, in addition to the brilliant insights he offers on other subjects, apparently fancies himself to be a classical scholar. On a radio show, he inexplicably launched into a really weird diatribe about homosexuality and the military culture in ancient Greece, with predictably absurd results.
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He’s Baaaack. Cliven Bundy Cuts Weirdest Political Ad Ever.

Deadbeat rancher and racist old coot Cliven Bundy is back, helping fellow wingnut Kamau Bakari in his run for Congress, where he is expected to receive literally dozens of votes. You really have to watch the ad they made to believe it, it’s one of the most tone-deaf and uncomfortable political ads you’ll ever see.
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Pastor Admits School Plaque is There to Proselytize

Remember the elementary school in Texas that has embedded plaques dedicating the school to “the Education of God’s Children and to their Faithful Teachers in the Name of the Holy Christian Church”? A local pastor defending the plaques openly admitted in a Fox News interview that the purpose is to proselytize.
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Fox News Host: Young Women Shouldn’t Vote

Where does Fox News find their seemingly endless supply of female hosts and contributors willing to throw their own gender under the bus? Kimberly Guilfoyle, one of the hosts of The Five, basically said that young women are a bunch of dumb sluts who use Tinder and they shouldn’t vote until they’re older and more conservative.
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Four Blackwater Guards Convicted in Niskoor Square Killings

Here’s some refreshing news for a change. Four former Blackwater mercenaries were convicted on nearly every count for the unjustified killing of more than a dozen Iraqis when they got all trigger happy leading a convoy through Niskoor square, opened fire and threw grenades in a crowd of people.
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Federal Judge Upholds Ban on Same-Sex Marriage in Puerto Rico

For only the second time out of about three dozen cases, a federal judge has upheld a law banning same-sex marriage. Judge Juan Perez-Gimenez dismissed a challenge to that law in Puerto Rico in an angry ruling that strongly criticizes other judges, in which he quoted a solo dissent from the Windsor case to make his argument.
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Staver Steps Down as Dean of Liberty U. Law School

Mat Staver, the dumbest lawyer in America not named Larry Klayman, is stepping down as dean of the Liberty University School of Law, presumably so he can continue his utter incompetence in other places. No word on whether he is also leaving Liberty Counsel, which is affiliated with the law school but is a separate organization.
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Root: Remove Obama ‘Before He Kills All of Us’

Wayne Allen Root, former Libertarian Party presidential candidate and now vice chair of something called the Conservative Caucus, decided to turn the alarmist rhetoric up to 11 on a wingnut radio show, saying that Obama was sent her by…well, someone or something…to destroy the country and kill us all.
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Jim Bakker: Once a Con Man, Always a Con Man

Jim Bakker, the con man who sold fraudulent hotel scams while cheating on his wife and pretending to be a man of God in the 80s, is proving P.T. Burnum right. He’s still running a scam, only this time it’s selling survivalist supplies by telling wild tales of an Ebola epidemic and the collapse of the electric grid.
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Michael Savage is Tired of Wimpy Soldiers and Their PTSD

Deranged wingnut Michael Savage, who has never served in the military, would like you to know that soldiers who suffer from PTSD after being exposed to the horrors of wars are a bunch of pansies and girly men who just need to toughen up and are responsible for Obama being elected and destroying everything.
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