Archive for the 'Religious Weirdness'

Jesus Took the Wheel; You’ll Totally Believe What Happened Next

A woman in Ft. Wayne is in jail after running over a motorcyclist because, she said, God told her out of the blue that he would take over the driving. I think she may be taking that “God is my co-pilot” bumper sticker just a little bit too literally. Read more

Jesus Found In an Apple

Jesus has apparently grown tired of appearing in vague images on tortillas, toast and bathroom mold. He’s now appearing on the skin of an apple in New Mexico, though no one other than the why who claims it’s there can see it. Here’s the image: Read more

I Heart William Tapley

I find William Tapley endlessly entertaining. The self-declared “third eagle of the apocalypse” makes these bizarre Youtube videos pointing out symbolism that no one else sees and relates it all to the Bible and the “end times.” In this video, he finds information about what the Illuminati has planned in, of all places, a Miracle Whip commercial. Read more

Drunk (Driving) on the Holy Spirit

Here’s one of the weirder attempts to get out of being arrested you’ll ever hear about. A man in Washington was pulled over for drunk driving and told the police officer that they could do a blood test, but he was only drunk on the holy spirit, not alcohol. Turns out, not so much. Read more

Ee’s Not Dead, Ee’s Resting

The richest guru in India died of a heart attack in January. Doctors have declared him dead. But his followers insist that he isn’t dead, he’s just in an incredibly deep state of meditation. So deep that he has no heartbeat or brain activity and has to be kept in a freezer. Read more