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Category Archive: Fun with Fundies

Aug 26 2012

Bigoted Pastor Convicted of Wanking at Park

You may remember the arrest of Grant Storms, a virulently anti-gay pastor from Louisiana who routinely engaged in protests against gay rights in New Orleans, for allegedly masturbating near a public park. Well you can drop the “allegedly.” He’s been convicted:

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Aug 25 2012

Akin’s Other Beliefs About the Uterus

The Awl has a list of some of the other things that Todd Akin believes about the human uterus, which is apparently a magical organ with many fascinating properties. We need to start teaching these in sex education classes:

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Aug 17 2012

Thomas Nelson Publishes Crap, But Not Barton

Thomas Nelson, one of the largest Christian publishers in the country, pulled the plug on Barton’s book because, they say, it contained inaccuracies. But Right Wing Watch has a rather amusing post that looks at some of the other books that Thomas Nelson has published, which they apparently think are more credible than Barton’s book. …

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Aug 10 2012

Bigot Burns Gay Cheerios

Okay, this may be the funniest and most pathetic thing you’ll watch all week. Some dumbfuck bigot decided to protest against General Mills supporting marriage equality by setting a box of Cheerios on fire, but he ended up torching the company’s front lawn instead and then had to stomp it out.

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Jul 28 2012

Chick-Fil-A’s New Homophobia Sandwich

When all this controversy broke out over Chick-Fil-A’s support for anti-gay bigotry, I was a bit baffled; I’d never even seen such a restaurant, much less eaten at one. I didn’t even know they existed. The Onion has now written an amusing satire on their introduction of a new homophobic sandwich:

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Jul 27 2012

Christian Sees Angel in Clouds

Well this was predictable. Whenever there’s some tragic event, you can count on a hyper-emotional Christian to find something to turn into a sign from God, even if they have to invent it out of whole cloth. Here’s a perfect example from the Aurora shootings:

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Jul 22 2012

Virgin Mary Appears in New York Tree

The Virgin Mary continues her very successful 2012 North American Tour (sadly, without Madonna as an opening act) by appearing in a tree in New York, with fans sleeping overnight in front of Ticketmaster outlets to get front row seats for the show.

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Jul 21 2012

Worst. Christian. Video. Ever.

Man, I don’t know how this came to mind the other day. And I’m almost sorry to inflict it on you. It’s Christian “singer” Carmen doing America Again. It starts with a pack of lies and fake quotes from the founding fathers, then goes into a horrible song that is so cheesy you could make …

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Jul 17 2012

Washed Up Has Been Finds Work

The good news is that Erik Estrada has finally found some work. The bad news is that it’s in a movie being filmed at Liberty University, which has the folks at Liberty terribly excited to have a genuine Hollywood “star” — albeit one who couldn’t even get into the Surreal Life house –on campus.

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Jul 07 2012

In Which Two Kids Make Me Feel Bad for Fergie

I didn’t think there was anything that could make me feel bad for Fergie and the Black Eyed Peas, especially that horrid song My Humps. But this video does it, two kids that turned it into a Christian song.

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Jul 03 2012

Jackson Named ‘Presiding Bishop’ of Organization He Created

In an incredibly surprising move, the International Communion of Evangelical Churches has named Bishop Harry Jackson the “presiding bishop” of that organization, which he founded himself a year ago. Right Wing Watch links to the video of the incredibly elaborate and, presumably, expensive elevation ceremony.

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Jun 27 2012

First Rule of Fight Church: Talk About Fight Church

USA Today has a story about a Christian mixed martial arts organization in New York, where people try to kick the crap out of each other for Christ. Turn the other cheek with this group and you’re gonna get a knee to the face.

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Jun 24 2012

Jesus Gets a Write-In Campaign

Bill Keller is one of the craziest of all the wingnut evangelists, but this idea sounds like a great one to me. He’s encouraging his followers to not vote for any candidate for president but to write in the name of Jesus instead. He even has a website devoted to the idea, Vote for Jesus.

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Jun 23 2012

Farah Interviews ‘Obama’

Awful journalist Joseph Farah, owner of the Worldnutdaily, interviews an awful Barack Obama impersonator. Unsurprisingly, the whole thing revolves around Obama’s birth certificate and other wingnut delusions. With that mustache, the video really should have been accompanied by a porn soundtrack with some wah wah pedal. Yes, this is what passes for comedy on Planet …

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Jun 22 2012

Churches Respond Impotently to Atheist Billboard

Here’s an article from Charisma magazine that amuses me. It seems there’s a big “movement” that has formed in response to atheist billboards, which so disturbed a youth group that they got mad as hell and decided to get together and … pray about it.

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