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Category Archive: Dumbass Quote of the Day

Feb 17 2014

Dumbass Quote of the Day

From Justice Clarence Thomas: “I quite frankly don’t know how you do these hard jobs without some faith. I don’t know. Other people can come to you and explain it to you. I have no idea. I don’t know how an oath becomes meaningful unless you have faith. Because at the end you say, ‘So …

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Dec 16 2013

Dumbass Quote of the Day

Of all the inane things said by the demagogues who claim that there’s a “war on Christmas,” this may be the dumbest of all. Bodie Hodge, who works for Answers in Genesis, went on an American Family Association radio show and said that if atheists don’t work on Christmas day that “implies there is some …

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Oct 04 2013

Dumbass Quote of the Day

This dumbass quote of the day comes from the dumbass currently running the state of Texas, which has a habit of electing dumbasses to office. During a campaign stop with Republican senate candidate Steve Lonergan, Rick Perry unleashed this bit of idiotic hyperbole:

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Sep 26 2013

Dumbass Quote of the Day

Rep. Lynn Westmoreland (R-Georgia) says that ten days is plenty of time for the Congress to prevent the shutdown of the government because “God created the world in seven days.” Seriously, you’re a Congressman; that’s the best argument you can come up with?

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Aug 15 2013

Dumbass Quote of the Day

Today’s dumbass quote of the day comes from Rush Limbaugh. I know, I could give him an award for this pretty much every day. But this one is particularly idiotic, even for him. He claims that no one who believes in God could possibly believe in global warming.

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Aug 12 2013

Dumbass Quote of the Day

From our old buddy Joseph Farah: “Non-discrimination” is one of those new buzzwords that has widespread appeal. After all, nobody can defend discrimination against people because of immutable characteristics like their skin color, religious beliefs or ethnicity, right? Religious beliefs are immutable? People change their religious beliefs all the time. Farah’s website often promotes a …

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Aug 07 2013

Dumbass Quote of the Day

Bryan Fischer delivered one of his standard idiotic screeds about Russia’s new anti-gay law, bizarrely claiming that gay rights supporters should support those laws because of diversity. “”We’ve got plenty of room in our multicultural world for all sorts of different cultural values and trends,” Fischer said. “Isn’t this wonderful what Russia is doing. Let’s …

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Jul 23 2013

Dumbass Quote of the Day

You’ve probably already seen this by now, but I missed it for a couple days. Ken Crow, founder of the Tea Party Community, spoke at an anti-immigration rally near the capitol along with Rep. Steve King, Sen. Ted Cruz and others, and delivered this humdinger of a statement:

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Jul 11 2013

Dumbass Quote of the Day

JT flags an essay by Joyce Meyer, a televangelist con woman getting very rich by fleecing her congregation, about how she managed to eradicate reason from her life with the help of Almighty Gawd-ah. Just read this staggering introduction to the essay:

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Jun 27 2013

Dumbass Quote of the Day

Even as someone who reports every day on the mind-numbingly idiotic things wingnuts say and even when the statement is about rape, a subject on which wingnuts are notoriously ignorant and tone deaf, this statement from Texas state Rep. Jodie Laubenberg about rape and abortion left my jaw agape:

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Jun 11 2013

Dumbass Quote of the Day

The litany of batshit insane statements from E.W. Jackson, a far-right preacher who is now the Republican candidate to be the next lt. governor of the state of Virginia, continues to grow. The National Review has some excerpts from a book he wrote, including this one:

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Apr 19 2013

Dumbass Quotes of the Day

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Among the many appalling responses to the bombings in Boston is this one from Pat Dollard, who apparently doesn’t realize that George W. Bush was president at the time of the 9/11 attacks.

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Apr 12 2013

Dumbass Quote of the Day

Our old friend Gordon Klingenschmitt says a lot of egregiously stupid things, but with his fellow wingnuts apparently in a competition to see who can say the dumbest and craziest pronouncements, he’s upping his game. Appearing on the David Pakman show, Klingenschmitt said:

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Jan 04 2013

Dumbass Quote of the Day

From our old friend Ray Comfort, who apparently thinks this is a logical argument: We have other unique attributes that separate us from the animal kingdom. A dog may wag his tail, but he has no evident sense of humor. If you disagree, tell him a funny joke and see if he cracks a smile. …

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Nov 21 2012

Dumbass Quote of the Day

From our old friend Ted Nugent: What our nation may not be strong enough to survive is four more years of Mr. Obama and his Big Wrecking Crew government liberal jihad, which has wreaked havoc on all of America. What do you care, Ted? You’ll be dead or in jail within a year now that …

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