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Brace Yourselves for a ‘Tidal Wave’ of Gay Rights

Scott Lively is not happy that Christian singer Vicky Beeching has come out of the closet as a lesbian. In fact, he says that the fact that this is happening within Christianity foreshadows a “tsunami” that will create a “tidal wave” of gay rights that will destroy everything if it isn’t stopped.

An evangelical Christian worship singer who has been urging churches to change their doctrine on homosexual behavior since announcing she is a lesbian is at the forefront of a coming tidal wave of “infiltration” of the church by promoters of the “gay” agenda, contends evangelical attorney, evangelist and activist Scott Lively.

Lively, president of Abiding Truth Ministries, said that with insiders on the offensive such as Vicky Beeching, a British-born artist who has become popular among evangelicals in the U.S., he expects “attacks on Christians in America like we’ve never seen before.”…

Beeching revealed she is a lesbian in an interview last week with the Independent newspaper of London.

“What Jesus taught was a radical message of welcome and inclusion and love. I feel certain God loves me just the way I am, and I have a huge sense of calling to communicate that to young people,” she said.

Lively, however, said Beeching represents “the drawing back of the tide before a tsunami” and an indicator of “how bad this is going to get.”

Yes, it will be a “tsunami,” or shaftnado, if you will. One can only presume that this tsunami will also be raining men.

Comments

  1. some bastard on the internet says

    Unbelievable, we’re going to have to deal with streets that are literally flooded with people who are dressed better than we are!

    What’s next, dogs and cats living together?

  2. Chiroptera says

    Vicky Beecher: “What Jesus taught was a radical message of welcome and inclusion and love….”

    Religious Right: “Whoa! Not so fast there! That’s not the Christianity we want!”

    Hee hee hee. “Gaynami.” Hee hee hee.

  3. EnlightenmentLiberal says

    Yes, it will be a “tsunami,” or shaftnado, if you will. One can only presume that this tsunami will also be raining men.

    Win. I award you one internet as your reward.

  4. bbgunn says

    Chris J@10:

    So a Christian who comes out as being gay is now an “infiltrator?”

    I believe Lively spells it “infiltraitor.”

  5. dhall says

    Lively and the other intolerant, increasingly frantic idiots might inadvertently be making the task of gaining full legal and civil rights easier with their increasingly ridiculous rhetoric. Hopefully, they’re losing followers too as more people realize how bizarre their hyperbole is becoming. Or begin to understand that the world is not ending after all. Eventually.

  6. nicemarmot says

    I have close friends who are gaynado and even one who is gayphoon (I had another friend who was gayicanne, but he moved back to Miami), so I’m totally cool with gaynami.

  7. Kevin Kehres says

    @13…in a way, you can thank Congress. Because when it specifically created a law that discriminated against gays with DOMA, it inadvertently created a class of people whose rights could be Constitutionally protected.

    Until then, discrimination was just the “way things were” and US law didn’t even acknowledge gay people existed. Add the law and PRESTO! A class whose rights were at stake and could be protected. (AFAIK, the Supremes didn’t rule on this as an argument specifically in its anti-DOMA ruling, but I’m thinking it’s just a matter of time. The precedent is laid out.)

  8. Robert Birch says

    Maybe so, but after the tsunami there will be a glorious rainbow for all of us to enjoy.

  9. grumpyoldfart says

    She’s a zealous Christian. As soon as album sales slow down she’ll probably say she’s been de-gayed and beg forgiveness.

  10. John Pieret says

    I listened to her interview. Besides being an articulate and pretty person, who I could understand any male or female being attracted to, she eviscerated Lively. She wants to remain a Christian, which I, personally. think is a mistake, but that is her choice for the moment. I wish her well!

  11. rumleech says

    We need to run a competition. “What would a tidal wave of gay rights look like?” Answers on a postcard, please.

  12. Ichthyic says

    Isn’t it getting near Scott Lively’s court date to stand trial for human rights violations?

    I seem to recall october or november.

    anyone have an update?

    Soooo looking forward to sending this horrible excuse for a human being to jail for 10 years or so.

  13. Ichthyic says

    Lively:

    The first victory was over the American Psychiatric Association, and within 40 years, every other group had been conquered, he said. The Boy Scouts were the latest to fall, just a year ago.

    umm, sounds like we missed the first Gaynado.

    Is this Gaynado 2, Electric Boogaloo?

  14. John Pieret says

    Ichthyic @ 23:

    Sorry to disappoint you but the case against Lively is a tort action … he is being sued by a group of people from Uganda for damages … there is no possibility of his being sent to jail.

  15. greg1466 says

    Pssst, Scott. The infiltration of the church by gays happened a long time ago. But then I suspect you may already know that if we apply the “thou doth protest too much” test.

  16. dingojack says

    So is Scotty gonna play Noah like Rusty? And who’s gonna play his Dad, Hannibal Lector?
    Dingo

  17. Synfandel says

    You can joke now, but just wait until you’re the one not being discriminated against. Then you’ll sing a different tune.

  18. Loqi says

    I’m not worried. my homeowners insurance covers gaynadoes. Of course, if it were a lesbianquake, I’d be in trouble.

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