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Joyner Sells Cancer-Curing Water Filters

Like so many Christian preachers in this country, Rick Joyner is not just selling bullshit he’s also selling survival products. In his latest “prophetic message” he claims that we’re facing a pandemic, so you should order — from him, of course — that will lower your body’s PH level and make you immune to cancer. Con man, party of one.

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  1. Childermass says

    Lowering pH can prevent cancer. If you lower you pH by drinking a quart of 12 M HCl I guarantee that you will not die of cancer. I am really certain of this.

  2. D. C. Sessions says

    But raising your pH will also prevent you from dying of cancer! If that same quart contains KOH, you also won’t dye of cancer.

  3. Mr Ed says

    If taking 80mg of acetylsalicylic acid is good then we can logically conclude and acid is good. QED

    Does this open him to fraudulent medical claims or does the Religious Freedom Act let men of god sell snake oil?

  4. raven says

    Rick Joyner is an ignorant quack!!!

    I know this because I can use the search engine Google.

    Alkaline Water According to Dr. Mercola
    articles .mercola. com/sites/articles/archive/…/alkaline-water-interview.asp…

    by Joseph Mercola – Sep 11, 2010 – But beyond water filtration, there’s also the issue of pH – alkaline versus …. Talk about fighting fire with fire – they are fighting acid-loving cancer …

    All Has anyone heard of Alkalized Water help fight cancer …
    www. cancercompass. com › … › Cancer Nutrition › Supplements

    May 6, 2003 – 10 posts – ‎10 authors
    You want to raise your pH as close to 7 as possible.

    Cancer likes an acid environment not an alkaline environment. You must change your diet …

    “Cancer likes an acid environment not an alkaline environment. “

    Cancer is acidic. Lowering the pH of water makes it more acid. You need alkaline water to fight cancer. It’s all right there on the internet!!!

    PS: Mercola is an uber quack, Germ Theory of Disease denial, HIV-AIDS denial. Following his advice can be fatal.

  5. raven says

    Baking Soda Cancer Studies and pH Medicine – Dr. Sircus
    drsircus. com/medicine/ sodium-bicarbonate…/cancer-studies-ph-medicine

    by Mark Sircus – May 2, 2012 – Conversely, if you raise the pH of the lake (make it more alkaline), … in the system and (2) it explains why alkaline water helps fight cancer.

    There you go. Did you know baking soda fights cancer?

    FWIW, the human body regulates its pH within narrow limits. It’s called homeostasis. Drinking water slightly lower or higher in pH isn’t going to change your internal pH.

  6. says

    raven “There you go. Did you know baking soda fights cancer?”
    Don’t fall for it! I added 2 teaspoons of baking soda to my regular diet (3 1/2 cups all-purpose flour, 1 teaspoon baking powder, 3 teaspoons pumpkin pie spice, 1 teaspoon salt, 3 cups white sugar, 1 cup vegetable oil, 4 eggs, 1 15 ounce can pumpkin puree, and 1/2 cup water), and accidently made myself delicious!

  7. howardhershey says

    Human blood is normally kept with a pH of 7.35 to 7.45 (slightly alkaline) by homeostasis. pH below 6.8 or above 7.8 causes cells to stop functioning (i.e., they, and you, die). The pH of the digestive tract is more variable, but that is outside your body.

  8. freehand says

    howardhershey says: The pH of the digestive tract is more variable, but that is outside your body.
    .
    For forty years now, whenever some loon asks me what my sign is, I tell them I’m a torus. I have yet to hear one of them laugh.
    .
    sigh.

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