Muehlenberg: Gay Agenda Will ‘Enslave the Entire World’


Always seeking to one up one another with the most ridiculous rhetoric, BarbWire’s Bill Muehlenberg skips right over claims that the “gay agenda” will lead to communism, Nazism and the destruction of Western civilization and jumps right to “enslave the entire world.”

We will now all worship at the altar of homosexualism, and any apostates will be swiftly and harshly dealt with. Just like some sick cult, everyone is expected to fully conform, follow the official religious line, or face excommunication and worse.

The cult of homosexualism is now in full bloom, and just as with any cult, it asks us all to completely throw away our brains and simply conform and do as you are told. We will fully submit to what our religious superiors tell us to do, and we dare not question the official dogma of homosexualism.

The holy laws of homosexualism are now in place, and everyone will bow and worship. All those daring to question any of this will meet their fate. Re-education camps and indoctrination centers will just be a part of the way the authorities deal with any recalcitrants.

People often worry about a coming world religion which will enslave the entire world. Well, I think we have now found it: the cult of homosexualism.

If only we could generate electricity with hyperbole and paranoia.

Comments

  1. John Pieret says

    it asks us all to completely throw away our brains

    As this piece shows, little effort was needed in your case to complete the task.

    The holy laws of homosexualism are now in place

    Damn that Constitution! It just got done putting the holy laws of Negroism in place!

    All those daring to question any of this will meet their fate. Re-education camps and indoctrination centers will just be a part of the way the authorities deal with any recalcitrants.

    Worse, they will all be named after George Wallace and Bull Connor, the first people sent to re-education camps and indoctrination centers for resisting the rights of others.

  2. Chiroptera says

    If only we could generate electricity with hyperbole and paranoia.

    Some would argue that the emissions of hatred are more dangerous than green-house gases.

  3. Crimson Clupeidae says

    I always kinda liked to be tied up….

    Who to say that’s not the sort of ‘enslave’ they mean! :)

  4. dugglebogey says

    The similarity to the apocalypse predicted by the racists during the civil rights movement is absolutely uncanny.

    LIFE AS WE KNOW IT IS GOING TO CHANGE!

    Grow up morons, it always is.

  5. Kevin Kehres says

    Well, dear me…inquiring minds want to know…what exactly are the “holy laws of homosexualism”?

  6. busterggi says

    “just as with any cult, it asks us all to completely throw away our brains and simply conform and do as you are told”

    Could someone please get this poor Christian a mirror!

  7. greg1466 says

    No matter how many times I see it, I am always amazed at the level of psychological projection and complete lack of self awareness.

  8. Alverant says

    “and just as with any cult, it asks us all to completely throw away our brains and simply conform and do as you are told. We will fully submit to what our religious superiors tell us to do”
    *sigh* Cognitive dissonance is strong in this one.

  9. Chiroptera says

    We will now all worship at the altar of homosexualism, and any apostates will be swiftly and harshly dealt with.

    I wonder whether he knows what “apostate” means? ‘Cause if he’s looking for a religious analogy for the idea that rattling around his otherwise empty head, I think — I dunno — maybe “infidel” or something might fit the context better.

    Hey, if pro-equality is a totalitarian religion, maybe Muehlenberg can call himself a “free thinker”?

  10. Synfandel says

    @6 Kevin Kehres wrote, ‘…what exactly are the “holy laws of homosexualism”?’

    There are only two:
    I. Thou shalt not discriminate against thy neighbour on the basis of sexual orientation.
    II. Always match thy belt with thy shoes.

  11. smrnda says

    I somehow don’t see a baker baking a cake for a same sex wedding to be being forced to worship at the alter of homosexualism. I mean, nobody is being forced to have gay sex. Nobody is being forced to watch people have gay sex.

  12. moarscienceplz says

    Oh, I think the gays have too much taste to enslave the whole world. Some people just look ridiculous in a leather harness with a ball gag and ass-less chaps.

  13. Francisco Bacopa says

    Some people just look ridiculous in a leather harness with a ball gag and ass-less chaps.

    Chaps are by definition assless. If they weren’t assless they would be pants.

  14. Randomfactor says

    The Holy Law of Homosexuality is “Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself. ” If you and your neighbor are opposite sexes, that’s not possible.

  15. dingojack says

    I thought the first rule of the holy laws of homosexualism* is:
    you do not speak of THLH !
    Dingo ;)
    ———–
    * or THLH, to us hipsters

  16. =8)-DX says

    How to Call Something Bad
    -~ a Guide for the clueless ~-

    • Add -ism on the end.
    • Say it has an agenda.
    • Compare it to Socialism or 1984.
    • Say only stupid people like it.
    • Liken it to slavery.
    • Describe it as having all the trappings of religion and say it’s a cult.

    Especially the religion bit. No one really likes religion so everyone will laugh at something compared to it.

  17. sigurd jorsalfar says

    I, for one, welcome our new gay overlords. At least the trains will be fabulous.

  18. coffeehound says

    “People often worry about a coming world religion which will enslave the entire world. Well, I think we have now found it: the cult of homosexualism. – “It’s not the homosexualism or enslavement per se, it’s the gold lame sandals with the diamond-studded collars- some thing more tropical and festive would be nice.”- Bill “Wild Boy” Muehlenberg

  19. coffeehound says

    “…..and just as with any cult, it asks us all to completely throw away our brains and simply conform and do as you are told. ”
    Now, REPENT and stop being GAY!!…………………wait……….

  20. says

    I don’t think it even is projection, which implies they don’t realize they’re doing it; in this case, the idea of non-deontological ethics is so unthinkable to him that the only way he can interpret what he perceives as the crumbling of institutional homophobia is as replacement by the opposite. The idea that you can decide things for yourself is entirely outside the scope of his understanding.

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