The galactically stupid Gordon Klingenschmitt is not happy that the Supreme Court didn’t agree to hear a case that forbid a school district from holding graduation in a church. He says there’s just something with us atheists who don’t want to go to church — and the solution is exorcism.
“If the atheist complainer is so uncomfortable when they walk into a church that there’s something inside of them squirming and making them feel these feelings of hatred toward the cross of Jesus Christ,” Klingenschmitt said, “don’t you think it’s something inside of the atheist complainer that’s wrong?”
“I have a solution,” he continued. “Let’s do an exorcism and cast the Devil out of them and then they’ll feel comfortable when they walk into church.”
Okay Gordo, I’ll volunteer. You can perform an exorcism on me and try to cast out my “demons.” We’ll record it and put it on Youtube. I think we’ll have a lot of fun. Well, I will anyway.