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From the Annals of Amazing Fuckwittery, a group of douchebags in Cincinnati decided to order a bunch of automatic weapons and wander through a neighborhood in that city shouting racial slurs at people. They’re led by this weapons-grade dumbass:

JesseDeboard

You knew he was going to look like that, didn’t you? It was inevitable. And he’s a freaking genius.

“This is going on YouTube, n*gga, world star,” Deboard says to a passing group of black men.

Police conducted a further investigation after the video was posted online, and the 23-year-old Deboard was arrested and charged with menacing by stalking and violation of a protection order.

He remains jailed on $25,000 bond, and an April 16 Facebook post apparently announced his intention to buy the weapons seen in the video.

“Bouta go cop 2 ar-15s brand new in the box with front grips rail mounts extra clips and a thousand rounds of 556 shells not ta mention 2 Canon t3i cameras && 2 crotch rockets & thats just starting our morning! ‪#‎Realmfsdorealthings‬,” posted Deboard, an aspiring rapper who uses the name “Lil Krayzie.”

Now that he’s been arrested, there’s a Rhodes scholarship up for grabs.

Comments

  1. a_ray_in_dilbert_space says

    Ever notice that white supremacists negate their argument by their very existence?

  2. Loqi says

    So he’s a white racist gun nut and an aspiring rapper? *cocks head to the side and raises eyebrow*

  3. bmiller says

    Loqi: The internal contradictions are amazing! I know, I know, there are white rappers out there, but still….

    That ‘stache, though. Epicly sad!

  4. =8)-DX says

    @Loqi #3

    This has existed for so long. Wait till you hear of “Nipsters”. Google it. Now, it’s a thing.

  5. Reginald Selkirk says

    … and violation of a protection order.

    I take that to mean that he has done something this stoopid before, so that someone took out a court order against him. There go the brownie points for “first time offense.”

  6. Doc Bill says

    Sorry, I had to look up “crotch rocket” and it wasn’t the same as “looking for a socket for my pocket rocket.”

    Motorcycles. Sounds like a Darwin Award nominee to me.

    Why does he need two of everything?

  7. Reginald Selkirk says

    “This is going on YouTube, n*gga, world star,” Deboard says…

    Oh yeah. World star. Big Time. Because YouTube is so exclusive. You and ten million hours of cat videos.

  8. Ben P says

    Bouta go cop 2 ar-15s brand new in the box with front grips rail mounts extra clips and a thousand rounds of 556 shells not ta mention 2 Canon t3i cameras && 2 crotch rockets & thats just starting our morning! ‪#‎Realmfsdorealthings‬,”

    Tactical AR-15 = about $1000 for the cheapest model, more like $1500.
    1000 rounds of .223 Ammo – $300 give or take.
    Canon T3i – About $600 each
    A pair of high speed motorcycles = $20,000 if you bought bad quality used ones.

    getting $30,000 worth of equipment seized by the cops, priceless?

  9. jameshanley says

    Crotch rockets are almost invariably Japanese built. Odd are this racist punk is riding a “yellow built” machine.

  10. edmundog says

    @Reginald #11

    I think he meant it’s going on YouTube and on WorldStarHipHop, a video site described by Wikipedia thusly :

    “Described by Vibe as a “remnant of the Geocities generation”, the site regularly features public fighting caught on tape, music videos and other content targeted to the hip hop audiences. O’Denat refers to the site as the “CNN of the ghetto.” In 2012 Alexa Internet stated “Compared with all Internet users, its users are disproportionately African-American and they tend to be childless, moderately educated men in the age range of 18 to 24 who browse from school and home.”

  11. Gvlgeologist, FCD says

    I wonder what would have happened if this gang of four had been African American, or if they had bumped into a similarly armed group of African Americans, shouting anti-white epithets.

    Open carry, ain’t it great.

  12. Sastra says

    You knew he was going to look like that, didn’t you? It was inevitable.

    If you mean he was going to be white, then yes, that was a pretty safe bet. But if you mean that this guy looks like a bigot, or a redneck, or stupid — then no. I think he looks just fine.

    Put him into another context and I doubt that anyone would think “What? That’s the new ancient history grad assistant? Why, he looks exactly like a weapons-grade douchebag with the IQ of a turnip who’d wander through a black neighborhood carrying a gun and shouting racial slurs!” I think we are reading our background knowledge into any assessment of his appearance or what he ‘looks like.’

  13. gmacs says

    So he’s a white racist gun nut and an aspiring rapper? *cocks head to the side and raises eyebrow*

    No dumber than racist white rock-and-roll artists.

    Well, really any musicians since most music around the world by now has been influenced by jazz, reggae, and other genres developed by black people. Seriously, at this point in time there are so few genres left in Western music that have not been heavily influenced by cultures consisting predominantly of black people.

  14. says

    I am shocked that someone got arrested for harassing and intimidating innocent bystanders by waving deadly weapons in their faces. Where is the NRA when you need them?

  15. Loqi says

    Yeah, I know it’s been a thing for a while, I just still can’t get my head around it. Your ideology is that whites are genetically and culturally superior, and you’re going to prove it by adopting a musical style that was invented, nurtured, and developed predominantly (if not exclusively) in black communities? Fucking brilliant. And from a marketing perspective, to whom are you going to sell your music? You have two main audiences: rap fans and white supremacists. The vast majority of rap fans are generally not going to share your belief that black culture is inferior, so you can’t market to them. White supremacists are, for the most part, probably not buying a whole lot of traditionally black music (at least until Elvis comes along and does his Crest whitening routine on the genre). Without an audience, your musical career is going to sit in “aspiring” mode for a long, long time.

    The whole thing makes me think of a Puritan porn studio. It’s against your ideology, your Puritan audience doesn’t want to see porn, and your porn audience doesn’t want to see Puritans. You simply cannot win.

  16. Crimson Clupeidae says

    Ben P. @ 12. Not sure how accurate the rest of your list is, but for $10k, you can almost buy a new 600 sportbike, the liter bikes don’t cost that much more, so for $20k, you could get almost new 600s, or only slightly less new liter bikes.

  17. dingojack says

    “… Deboard, an aspiring rapper who uses the name ‘Lil Krayzie.’”.

    And you’re surprised he turns out to be a violent, narcissistic racist douchenozzle?

    gmacs – ” Seriously, at this point in time there are so few genres left in Western music that have not been heavily influenced by cultures consisting predominantly of black people.”

    Look at his mug-shot, could you imagine this person being an aspiring Chamber Musician or Opera Tenor?*

    Dingo
    ——–
    * it’s not impossible I suppose, but is it likely?

  18. =8)-DX says

    @Reginald Selkirk #11

    Oh yeah. World star. Big Time. Because YouTube is so exclusive. You and ten million hours of cat videos.

    YouTube is not a monolith. There are multiple YouYube communities, a majority of which have no (or only incidental) contact with cats.

    How many times do we have to say this!

  19. chris69 says

    Just to be a little more accurate, these were more than likely not “automatic weapons”, but semi-automatic. The AR-15 is a civilian version of the M-16, and is a semi-automatic rifle (one shot for each trigger pull) whereas an automatic continues to fire as long as the trigger is held.

  20. Sastra says

    dingojack #26 wrote:

    Look at his mug-shot, could you imagine this person being an aspiring Chamber Musician or Opera Tenor?*——– * it’s not impossible I suppose, but is it likely?

    Sure it’s likely — if you take away the fact that this is a mug shot and few chamber musicians or opera tenors are likely to be arrested. Stick a tuxedo on him, give him a violin, place him on a stage with nice lighting, get a professional photographer and voila — turns out his face doesn’t give away that he’s actually a violent, narcissistic racist douchenozzle.

    Anthropological criminology was pretty much debunked in the 19th century. Granted, a small point on this issue — but wtf?

  21. Sastra says

    Gretchen #30 wrote:

    Reverse halo effect?

    But I don’t think the man is unattractive. He’s not particularly handsome, either. He’s just got a nice, ordinary face which shouldn’t push our evaluation one way or the other — absent any other information. I think it’s the influence of the known context which is driving the idea that boy, this guy sure looks like a dumb bigot. He’s got a dumb bigot face — I guess?

    Of course, it’s a mug shot so his expression seems like he’s uncomfortable and a bit defiant — but you could weave a plausible story around that and turn him into a hero (or your best friend.) Frankly, ID pictures usually suck. My husband could get arrested as a potential terrorist if the only thing they went on was his passport photo.

  22. Pen says

    Seriously, at this point in time there are so few genres left in Western music that have not been heavily influenced by cultures consisting predominantly of black people.

    … that you know of and listen to.

    It’s just a detail, but I thought I’d mention it since they comprise quite a high proportion of my listening.

  23. says

    “#‎Realmfsdorealthings,”

    Like goin’ to real jail, dumbass?

    This kid is fucking pathetic.

    This asshole:

    http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/07/01/rep-paul-broun-right-to-have-guns-everywhere-was-given-by-our-lord/

    otoh, is dangerous.

    @28:

    Not that this guy looks smart enough to program his cellphone but making any AR-15 fully automatic is not something that takes long or costs much if one has the right contacts. Better be careful about what you’re puttin’ in the box mag, though. From what a match shooter I have had some beers with tells me it is important to use the correct round, .223 and 5.56 are not created equal, apparently.

  24. says

    Loqi “The whole thing makes me think of a Puritan porn studio. It’s against your ideology, your Puritan audience doesn’t want to see porn, and your porn audience doesn’t want to see Puritans. You simply cannot win.”
    Plus, the first two acts are taken up with undoing all those buckles.

  25. chris69 says

    @34: regarding the difference between .223 and 5.56 it all depends upon what the rifle is chambered for. If the receiver is chambered for 5.56 it is completely safe to use .223 ammo, just lose some accuracy and power oth if the receiver is chambered for .223 it is not safe to use 5.56 ammo due to the differences in tolerances betwween the 2 chambers versus the round being fired. 5.56 chambeering is more forgiving in that regard to allow for the variances and wear and tear of a weapon made to be used constantly. Nearly all commercially made AR-15 platform rifles are chambered for 5.56

  26. matt_s says

    Yes this guy is a douchebag, however I don’t think he’s racist. He’s a fan of World Star Hip Hop and considers himself a rapper; I’m pretty sure that in his mind those facts give him the right to refer to black people by that racial epithet in the same way that they themselves use it (that is to say, the “a”-ending version of the word as opposed to the “er” version)

  27. busterggi says

    Modus @ 35. If you undoing buckles you’re doing it wrong – that’s what teeth are for.

  28. colnago80 says

    Re democommie @ 34

    I wasn’t aware that there were guns were around during Yeshua ben Yusef of Nazareth’s lifetime. Learn something new every day (end snark).

  29. steve84 says

    With the way thinks are going in ‘murika nothing will happen to him because it’s clearly a violation of his freedom of speech. SCOTUS clearly said that screaming insults into people’s faces is “counseling”.

  30. dingojack says

    Sastra – how about this guy?
    Dingo’s Desperado Dating Service. :D
    ————
    Yes I agree: “there is no art to find the mind’s construction in the face”.

  31. says

    You seem to know what’s what. I don’t need to, unless I decide to start owning AR-style weaponry. Neither you nor I are that pathetic fucker. He, prolly, does not know what is what and is gonna be the guy who sez, “Hold my beer, and watch this!”, just prior to shooting his own face off.

  32. sabrekgb says

    @18 Gvlgeologist, FCD

    “Open carry, ain’t it great.”

    It is, actually. Surely we’d prefer to know these kids were armed rather than have them carrying concealed and not know?

    While I think these kids were “doin’ it wrong” and (god help me) i actually agree with democommie here when he says “He, prolly, does not know what is what and is gonna be the guy who sez, ‘Hold my beer, and watch this!’, just prior to shooting his own face off.”, i didn’t actually see them doing anything illegal. Tried to watch the video and it’s been taken down, but from what i can see on one of the news reports that had parts of the video posted, they were being stupid, but not criminal. Maybe other parts of it veered into criminal stupidity.

    Also, i’m not sure where this white supremacy talk is coming from. I saw nothing indicating the kid is racist. He may have a bit of tourettes when it comes to concatenating “nigga” to every sentence, but considering the context it doesn’t seem to indicate racism in general or white supremacy in particular. He appeared to be fairly ignorant and low class in general, but i think the white supremacist categorization is incorrect.

    The post is incorrect in referring to the weapons as automatic, they aren’t.

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