The Catholic Church recently held a conference to train more than 200 priests to become exorcists so they can cast out non-existent demons from people who need genuine psychological help. Apparently there’s been a big surge in possession and, wouldn’t you know it, it’s all the fault of secularism.
Giuseppe Ferrari, from GRIS, a Catholic research group that organised the conference, said there was an ever growing need for priests to be trained to perform exorcisms because of the increasing number of lay people tempted to dabble in black magic, paganism and the occult.
“We live in a disenchanted society, a secularised world that thought it was being emancipated, but where religion is being thrown out, the window is being opened to superstition and irrationality,” said Mr Ferrari.
*headdesk* Seriously, a guy who believes in talking snakes, burning bushes and that praying over a cracker magically turns it into the body of Jesus is claiming that not believing such things leads to superstition and irrationality. You simply can’t make this shit up.