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May 15 2014

Larry Klayman Mixes a Metaphor

Larry Klayman’s latest Worldnetdaily column is pretty standard stuff from him — some really bad writing, a few falsehoods and half-truths, topped off with a rhetorical flourish that goes full Godwin and compares Obama, Holder and Reid not only to Adolf Hitler but to Darth Vader as well.

In the name of liberty and freedom, now let us, We the People, sound our own battle cry. Let us do so by pledging our allegiance to the nation, ourselves and our loved ones. Let us do so with the memory of over 6 million Jews, Catholics, other Christians, and mentally and physically infirm who were tortured, raped, gassed and burned alive in Adolf Hitler’s concentration camps. Never again! Never again! Never again will government power and evil officials get free reign to use the power of the state to destroy liberty and freedom and annihilate the people.

To Obama, Reid and their henchmen, including the National Security Agency and Central Intelligence Agency, who undoubtedly are digging up dirt as we speak to give to government authorities like the FBI to smear and destroy the Bundys, their supporters and all of us who stand tall against their government tyranny, I say, “Go to Hell.” We will not back down from defending our rights and saving our country, no matter how you attempt to coerce and intimate us into remaining silent. While not demonstrating the eloquence of Thomas Jefferson or Patrick Henry, let us hope the Empire and its Darth Vaders like Obama, Holder, Reid and BLM’s Kornze get the message so we can avoid bloodshed and the sad consequences of what has now sadly become the Second American Revolution.

Sounds like Larry’s working on his next legal brief. Judges love that kind of idiotic rhetoric, you know. If you say stuff like that, they won’t even care that you haven’t actually made a legal argument.

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  1. 1
    matty1

    While not demonstrating the eloquence of Thomas Jefferson or Patrick Henry

    Ya think?

  2. 2
    StevoR : Free West Papua, free Tibet, let the Chagossians return!

    Well, the Darth Vader is kinda new and different for the WND anyhow.

  3. 3
    Loqi

    Larry, you didn’t even demonstrate the eloquence of my dog Henry.

  4. 4
    StevoR : Free West Papua, free Tibet, let the Chagossians return!

    ^ Where did my comparison word go dammnit??

    “… let us hope the Empire and its Darth Vaders like Obama, Holder, Reid and BLM’s Kornze get the message so we can avoid bloodshed and the sad consequences of what has now sadly become the Second American Revolution.”

    Um, really? A second American revolution is happening right now? Funny how the news media here in Oz and I think everywhere seems to have missed reporting such a, you’d think world shaking event, eh?

  5. 5
    StevoR : Free West Papua, free Tibet, let the Chagossians return!

    @4. Loqui : Wow. Sounds like ya got one hell of an eloquent dog then!

    Or is it just that me and most others lack canine to human translators?

    Or both I guess.

  6. 6
    Artor

    Hay, isn’t Larry supposed to be defending Bradlee Dean, or is he just taking Bradlee’s money and running again?

  7. 7
    robertfoster

    I’m kind lost. Is this the Prequel or the Sequel?

  8. 8
    jason the cripple

    ” who undoubtedly are digging up dirt as we speak to give to government authorities like the FBI to smear and destroy the Bundys,”

    Who needs to dig up dirt. All you have to do is quote him directly, and tell everyone that what he’s doing is illegal.

  9. 9
    noastronomer

    Wouldn’t Obama be Palpatine? Maybe Eric Holder is Vader?

  10. 10
    pocketnerd

    Thus Spake ZaraLarry KrazyKlayman:

    Never again! Never again! Never again!

    I bet most Jews just love it when the crazy right — who “support Israel” but don’t much care for Jews — appropriate the language of the Shoah. And even more so when the culmination of centuries of pogroms and anti-semitism is compared to the US government non-violently trying to get an affluent white Christian to pay his debts for services rendered.

  11. 11
    Loqi

    He’s about as eloquent as any other dog. At least he can communicate his thoughts in a way that his audience can understand. When he barks at the door, he’s saying he wants to come inside. When he whines at the food dish, he’s telling me he’s hungry. I get what he’s saying. Klayman, not so much. His screeds are generally just the words “freedom,” “liberty,” “constitution,” “we the people,” etc. scrambled and repeated a bunch of times. He’d be a better communicator (and entertainer) if he just pointed at a picture of Jesus and sobbed uncontrollably.

  12. 12
    sigurd jorsalfar

    In Klayman’s defence, his ramblings manage to sound better than the plot to Phantom Menace.

  13. 13
    StevoR : Free West Papua, free Tibet, let the Chagossians return!

    @ ^ sigurd jorsalfar : No they don’t. Not even with Jar Jya flippin’ Binks!

  14. 14
    StevoR : Free West Papua, free Tibet, let the Chagossians return!

    @11. Loqi : S’true. Fair point.

  15. 15
    leskimopie

    Well, clearly Bundy is standing on the precipice of a runaway train.

  16. 16
    sigurd jorsalfar

    StevoR, it’s fanboys like you that are ruining my adulthood, much like George Lucas ruined my childhood!

  17. 17
    Larry

    In Klayman’s defence, his ramblings manage to sound better than the plot to Phantom Menace.

    Plus, no Jar Jar and no eternal pod racing scene. Its a win-win!

  18. 18
    sigurd jorsalfar

    Come on StevoR, tell me this isn’t totally cool:

    http://starwars.com/play/online-activities/crawl-creator/index.jsp?cs=7qvqgrf2cq

  19. 19
    Trebuchet

    Hey guys, give Larry a break. He doesn’t have much time to write because he’s so busy costing Bradlee Dean thousands of dollars on a specious lawsuit over being quoted accurately.

  20. 20
    Crip Dyke, Right Reverend Feminist FuckToy of Death & Her Handmaiden

    Klayman’s writing would be useless if it didn’t give me an excuse to post this.

  21. 21
    caseloweraz

    I expect this must be playing day and night at the Bundy compound.

    No? Well, blow me down!

  22. 22
    magistramarla

    Isn’t he in D.C. for his so-called big event tomorrow?

  23. 23
    dingojack

    “Let us do so with the memory of over 6 million Jews, Catholics, other Christians, and mentally and physically infirm* who were tortured, raped, gassed and burned alive in Adolf Hitler’s concentration camps”

    And the rest Larry*? What no Poles, Slavs, homosexuals, Gypsies, Communists, Socialists or trades’ unionists?

    Also Larry, if all those Jews, Catholics etc. were gassed (to death), how could be still alive when burnt?

    Dingo
    ——–
    * Actually at least 10.2345 million:
    Jews 5.9 million, Soviet POWs 2–3 million, Ethnic Poles 1.8–2 million. Romani 220,000–1,500,000, Disabled 200,000–250,000, Freemasons 80,000–200,000, Slovenes 20,000–25,000, Homosexuals 5,000–15,000, Jehovah’s Witnesses 2,500–5,000, Spanish Republicans 7000

    ** clearly all untermenschen in Larry’s universe. Also the members of those I mentioned clearly outnumbered all those Christians (let alone Catholics) who were killed by the Nazis (most because of their anti-Nazi actives, not their faith).

  24. 24
    StevoR : Free West Papua, free Tibet, let the Chagossians return!

    @18. sigurd jorsalfar : Yeah that was classic. LOL. Well played.

  25. 25
    tuibguy

    If Obama were the Evil Dictator Kenyan these fuckers imagine, they would all be dead or in camps right now instead of setting up checkpoints in the Nevada wilderness.

    And Klayman would be the one in prison writing his Mein Kampf.

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