Even among Christian right pastors and pundits, Michael Bresciani is a particularly annoying git. He is apparently afflicted with the delusion that he’s terribly smart and clever, which leads him to type ignorant drivel like this:
It will take a national revival to call God back to our side. First to forgive us, second to renew our commitment to righteousness and lastly to show our resolve to a world that is plunging in unison to what we now well know will lead to – Armageddon.
If you’re a Christian, shouldn’t that be a good thing? I mean, that brings on the end times, right? Everyone goes to heaven?
Academics are assuring our children that they are the progeny of monkeys who are now on the cusp of conquering the stars. Yet, even the monkeys have not blurred gender distinctions nor do they indiscriminately destroy their young on a daily basis. They exist without hoarding gold and silver or prepare for retirement. Is it time to tell the Darwinists that acting like monkeys is not proof of evolution?
Um. Okay. So monkeys (which we did not evolve from, you moron) are morally better than us, but acting like monkeys is bad? Seriously, turn your brain on before you start typing.