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Ray Comfort Warns of Divine Judgment

Ray Comfort went on the Janet Mefferd show the other day and it’s a miracle that that much stupidity in one place didn’t create some sort of black hole that sucked the whole solar system into it. He says we’re inviting divine judgment because we teach evolution and that makes us have orgies and stuff.

He later traced all of America’s problems, such as “pornography, fornication and every sexual sin they can imagine,” to evolution, warning that “evolution gives license” to sin.

“Evolution is a hill to die on for the world,” Comfort said. “Anything goes: homosexuality, adultery, fornication, no matter what, it’s fine.”

Mefferd added that evolution has brought about “the Last Days” and the return of “the days of Noah.”

Except there were no “days of Noah” and there won’t be any “last days” either, until the sun burns out in a few billion years.

Comments

  1. eric says

    Yes, everyone knows sexual liberalness only started in 1860. Its quite amazing how much foresight the Romans, Greeks, Indians, etc., had to make up terms and produce images of acts thousands of years before anyone would do them.

  2. says

    we teach evolution and that makes us have orgies and stuff.

    I have to admit. I’ve had lots more orgies than before Darwin published “Origin…”

  3. raven says

    Actually knowledge of evolution has led to better crops and is the reason we can feed 7 billion people. It also leads to better medical treatments.

    This only matters if you eat food and want to live a long, healthy life.

    Right now there is a near term record of religious violence in the world. This only matters if you are on the losing side of a mob, bullet, car bomb, or machete attack.

  4. brucegee1962 says

    …if we are in the “Last Days” of civilization, it’s because people like these two keep getting their followers to vote in Climate Change Deniers. glub glub.

  5. raven says

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    www. pewforum. org/2014/01/14/religious-hostilities-reach-six-year-high/‎

    Jan 14, 2014 – The share of countries with a high or very high level of government …. 17 Sectarian violence was reported in nearly one-fifth of the world’s countries in 2012 ….. The researchers involved in this process recorded only concrete …

    I’m not afraid of Ray Comforts gods. AFAWK, they don’t exist and certainly haven’t done anything in centuries.

    I am however wary of Ray Comfort and the followers of the many gods. They are definitely real and frequently killers.

  6. Abdul Alhazred says

    Yes, everyone knows sexual liberalness only started in 1860. Its quite amazing how much foresight the Romans, Greeks, Indians, etc., had to make up terms and produce images of acts thousands of years before anyone would do them.

    Didn’t you know?

    Jupiter, Apollo, Ganesh, Darwin — All avatars of the Christian devil. :)

  7. D. C. Sessions says

    He says we’re inviting divine judgment because we teach evolution and that makes us have orgies and stuff.

    Sounds like he’s counting on the Stopped Clock Principle.

    Jupiter, Apollo, Ganesh, Darwin — All avatars of the Christian devil. :)

    And of course he doesn’t mention the only one that’s real: Murphy.

  8. cptdoom says

    Thank God Henry VIII was a bible-believing Christian. If he’d been exposed to heresies like evolution, he might not have been monogamous his entire marriage and ended up with a mistress or something.

  9. howardhershey says

    All those years teaching evolution and I didn’t get invited to a single orgy. Was it just me?

  10. anubisprime says

    They seem errr!… very confused on the subject!

    Like a dog with two dicks they ain’t quite sure which one to piss with or which one is the best suited to get them hot sweaty and breathless!

    So they end up promoting both and managing to be completely incoherent and deranged in degrees!

    My guess is a significant proportion are not convinced they have the golden ticket…their lack of self confidence is only equalled by their piousness.

  11. Dave, ex-Kwisatz Haderach says

    I’m feeling very left out here. I ditched creationism for evolution almost a decade ago, and I have never been invited to any of the orgies. How is that fair?

  12. lofgren says

    Ray Comfort went on the Janet Mefferd show the other day and it’s a miracle that that much stupidity in one place didn’t create some sort of black hole that sucked the whole solar system into it.

    Which ironically would be pretty good evidence that god exists, and also really hates stupid people.

  13. moarscienceplz says

    I think we are already suffering God’s wrath. I bought a small bunch of bananas and EVERY ONE of them was difficult to peel! Obviously Yahweh has removed the blessings of the banana from us. Woe unto us!!!

  14. says

    @ Karl Goldmith

    What is with the obsession Ray has about gay sex and orgies.

    And bananas. Don’t ever forget the bananas.

  15. Doug Little says

    until the sun burns out in a few billion years.

    Actually we probably have ~1 Billion years left as the sun will gradually increase its output enough to evaporate the oceans away well before reaching the red giant stage.

  16. eric says

    @16 – have you seen the youtube video posted in response to Ray’s banana video? The one showing how chimpanzeess open bananas from the ‘bottom’ because its much easier that way?

  17. tubi says

    …there won’t be any “last days” either, until the sun burns out in a few billion years.

    By then, of course, humans will either have failed as a species or have evolved a way to cope with the changes in their living conditions caused by changes in the sun.

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