Garrow: Obama the Twelfth Imam


Oh goody, it’s a new and completely bizarre claim from charlatan Jim Garrow. Appearing on a show called The Truth is Viral, he said that Obama’s goal is to destroy America, then declare himself the Twelfth Imam. Never mind that those who believe in such things think he came like 1200 years ago.

He doesn’t know what an American is, he doesn’t know how to act like an American, he doesn’t know what to believe as an American, so he doesn’t present as an American, so he has constantly to be coached as to how he should act and what he should say. Otherwise, the totalitarian — that’s what I like to call him by the way. You mix up the Muslim part of him and you throw in the Marxist part of him, what do you got? You got a totalitarian with a tendency to chop off heads. He has no idea how to act but he is dedicated to the overthrow of America. Since the early years as he was taught, America is an evil thing. It is the Great Satan on the Muslim side and on the commie side from his grandparents he was taught that the proletariat would rise up against the bourgeoisie and the workers’ state could be brought to bear in the United States. Of course, that is partly what he’s after, now that’s after he becomes the Twelfth Imam.

And he also returned to the even more bizarre claim that Obama was going to start communicating with aliens.

The deal that’s been given to Obama, he has been given the assignment, the task, in order to put his place in history, this is going to be the defining moment for Obama that separates him from everybody, there will be an announcement soon that there has been contact on a number of different fronts with a number of different nations from alien life forms and that Mr. Obama has been asked by the collective community of the world, the United Nations included, to be the spokesperson for the world to this alien race. Of course the alien race has also requested that the most powerful nation in the world be represented as the people that they want to talk to. This will fix in time and space the fact that the alien presence is going to be made known to the rest of the world, all over the world at the same time and that Mr. Obama has been chosen to be the one to communicate, to be the communicator.

I think we should make a deal with Garrow. When Obama leaves office in January, 2017 without any of this happening, we should able to put him to death as the Bible requires of false prophets. Let’s see just how committed he is to pretending he’s not full of shit.

Comments

  1. dhall says

    It’s as if there’s a contest going on to see who can say the most absolutely batshit crazy junk and still have listeners. Have any of these delusional nutcases ever lost the audience because he or she has just gone too far, or does it have to be sex scandal or tax evasion issue and prison sentence?

  2. Larry says

    Mr. Garrow,

    I find your ideas intriguing and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter. Please provide the name of your home planet from where I can request the details.

  3. matty1 says

    Well there is a subset of Islamic socialism that has been described as Marxist and the name associated with this Ali Shariati did apparently link the ideas of the return of the 12th Imam and peoples revolution.

    None of this of course has any connection with Barack Obama.

  4. hrafn says

    The claim that Obama is attempting to establish himself as the Twelfth Imam not only implies that he’s Muslim, but that he’s Shiite Muslim (the supreme spiritual authority among Sunni Muslims is the Caliph), in spite of the fact that the Muslim country he’s most closely associated with, Indonesia, is overwhelmingly Sunni. Even if you assume, for the sake of argument, that Obama is a secret Muslim theocrat, it still doesn’t make sense.

  5. cptdoom says

    …on the commie side from his grandparents he was taught that the proletariat would rise up against the bourgeoisie and the workers’ state could be brought to bear in the United States.

    His grandmother ended up as a bank vice president. Clearly she was a communist mole infiltrating the banking system on behalf of Khrushchev. She’s single-handedly responsible for the 1987 stock market crash.

  6. caseloweraz says

    Oh goody, it’s a new and completely bizarre claim from charlatan Jim Garrow. Appearing on a show called The Truth is Viral, he said…

    (Emphasis added.)

    Somebody misspelled “Rival.”

  7. Nick Gotts says

    Tsk, tsk. Obama’s been President for over 5 years now, and he still hasn’t managed to turn the USA into an Islamo-Communist tyranny! He really does need to get his act together.

  8. Moggie says

    Nick Gotts:

    Tsk, tsk. Obama’s been President for over 5 years now, and he still hasn’t managed to turn the USA into an Islamo-Communist tyranny! He really does need to get his act together.

    He’s leaving that until his third term.

  9. freehand says

    Wait, the wimp who rides bicycles rather than perform real American activities (like watching football) is also a decapitating tyrant?
    .
    And these aliens life forms – does Garrow think this is real, or does he think that Obama will be fooling the average person with these stories? I don’t know which would be crazier.

  10. John Pieret says

    I don’t know which would be crazier.

    When it comes to Garrow, there is no such thing as “crazier.” He has achieved perfect craziness in which every thing he says is exactly equally crazy.

  11. iangould says

    Belief in the Twelfth Imam is restricted to the mainly-Iranian Twelver sect of Shia Islam. (Garrrow probably meant the 13th Imam in any case.)

    How did Obama’s supposed Islamic education in Indonesia (overwhelmingly Sunni)lead him to adopt Twelver Shia? It’s like claiming that because someone attended a Catholic school in Italy, they must be a Mormon.

  12. Childermass says

    hrafn @ 7,

    Obama is a Sunni atheist Shiite Communist Nazi socialist Muslim black nationalist peacenik out to destroy America and kill all Christians.

    /McBain will save us as he knows how to deal with Commie-Nazis.

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