Hey look, the Worldnetdaily has another adverticle — an advertisement disguised as an article — for a book they’re pushing hard and profiting from. The absurd hook for the story is that the author is going to appear on Fox News as an “expert” on Noah’s Ark.
Before Hollywood’s “Noah” starring Russell Crowe washes into movie theaters across the country, catch the truth about the real Noah on the Fox News Channel Thursday at 12 noon EST, when “Noah: The Real Story” author and biblical expert Larry Stone talks with Lauren Green.
Stone will set the record straight on Director Darren Aronofsky’s film, with detailed truth regarding the historical flood and the building of the Ark.
While Aronofsky’s movie carries a disclaimer at the start of the film stating it deviates from biblical truths, Stone is an expert on the actual Noah account.
Ah yes, the “detailed truth” about Noah’s Ark. I can give that to you: It never happened. It’s an ancient story recycled over and over again in the Ancient Near East, wildly exaggerated every time. At some point, some guy may have managed to wait out a local flood with some of his livestock in a boat, but that has pretty much nothing to do with the patently absurd story in the Bible.
For centuries, American monks, Russian soldiers, German scientists, an English politician, an American astronaut and a “Baywatch” star have looked for it.
And none of them have ever found it. Coincidence?