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Uganda First Lady Defends Barbaric Law

Janet Museveni, the first lady of Uganda and a government official in her own right, defended that country’s barbaric and authoritarian new anti-gay law while praising Ugandan Christian bishops, saying that it is God’s will. And then something about cows.

Museveni, who is also the minister for affairs in the region of Karamoja, said because of the bishops Uganda has ‘progressed’.

‘We must listen to God and obey him,’ she said. ‘Thank you God for leading us.’

She said the Anti-Homosexuality Act was passed because they owed it to God.

‘If cows did not practice homosexuality, how could we the human beings start arguing over homosexuality?’

Museveni said they would not repeal the anti-gay law and stressed ‘people who pray cannot be defeated’.

Really? What if two people are praying for opposite things, as happens all the time? Stupid people make stupid laws.

Comments

  1. matty1 says

    Silly Ed, if one person is praying for the wrong thing that is witchcraft not True Prayer. Frighteningly I’m not sure this isn’t exactly the answer she would give.

  2. Childermass says

    Cows don’t do a lot of things that humans do. We got a lot of things to outlaw if we go on the cow standard.

    Oh wait, the cow standard only applies to things she does not like. Never mind.

  3. says

    The “homo” bit is the clue! What would cattle practice, taurosexuality?
    From wikipedia: source of all knowledge
    Female cattle in oestrus may mount any adult cattle, especially a bull (fertile male) if one is present, but they will also mount castrated males or other females.

  4. matty1 says

    Putting my pedant hat on the ‘homo’ in homosexual derives from the Greek for same not the Latin for man.

  5. Pierce R. Butler says

    Museveni, who is also the minister for affairs …

    But only heterosexual affairs! Lesbian cow flings are Not Her Department!

  6. Wylann says

    Apparently, she’s never heard of football, or any other sporting event, for that matter.

  7. matty1 says

    Wait, I just read that again and I now think rather than arguing we should be like those totally heterosexual cattle she is actually suggesting the idea of same sex love came from cows.

  8. says

    IT MUST BE NICE TO HAVE A MORAL FIRST LADY! MEANWHILE HERE WE GET MOOCHELLE HUSSEIN OBAMA TELLING US OUR KIDS ARE TOO FAT AND FORCING GOVERNMENT SCHOOLS (WHICH BOTH SHOULDNT EXIST AND ALSO SHOULDNT JUST GIVE AWAY FREE LUNCHES NO MATTER HOW MUCH THEY CHARGE!) TO SERVE MORE THAN JUST TATER TOTS!

  9. says

    I wonder if she’ll be a “good Christian woman” and shut up when the Ugandan government decides to limit women’s rights in Uganda to better comply with the Bible.

  10. escuerd says

    Growing up, I saw cows mount other cows all the time. And apparently, put a few of them together, and bull-on-bull fucking happens too. I’ve never seen them praying, though I’m not sure why one animal’s behavior should place normative restrictions on another’s.

    It makes me wonder whether Museveni has ever even seen any live cattle up close. Then again, if not, where did she manage to acquire all that bullshit?

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