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Garrow: Obama Blew Up Malaysian Airplane

You knew it was only a matter of time before the utterly unhinged grifter Jim Garrow blamed President Obama for taking out the missing Malaysian airliner, right? But it isn’t just Obama, it’s a conspiracy between Obama, China and some unnamed Muslims.

The Story (or distraction)

So let me get this straight. A fly by wire capable jet goes missing. It is on one course, turns and goes in almost the opposite direction on a heading which would take it to the US base at Diego Garcia. The plane has 20 technology nerds aboard who happen to work for China designing “classified” leading edge computer/internet control software and are carrying the matching hardware with them on the plane. They are heading to Beijing with all the others. We are shown pictures of muslim looking men as if they are on the plane….setting up the expectation that the plane has been hijacked. Convenient story line so far.

While we are down the rabbit hole this far, lets go all the way. The jet lands by wire at Diego Garcia, the appropriate hardware and software is offloaded as are the nerds. Interrogation proceeds and all the “secrets” you would want to gain from this “intervention” are gleaned from the assets.

You now load everyone back on board the plane and have it take off headed back to where it was supposed to go and at 35,000 ft altitude it implodes/explodes and the debris field is now found. How they missed it in the beginning is a mystery. But the western mindset is already prepared to believe that all things eastern and “Malaysian/Indonesian/Muslim” are barely able to tie shoelaces let alone search an ocean.

So what do you think so far? “Am I right or am I right” spoken in the voice of the nerdy insurance salesman “Ned” in Groundhog Day.

America/Obama gets the information that they want, who cares if a bunch of innocent people have to die (Obama -”I am pretty good at killing people.”) and more lies per minute have to fly to cover this huge piece of cow manure over.
Welcome to the world of the marxist muslim amateur Obama and his new found friends, the Chinese. Yes, I did say friends. After all he just gave control of the internet to “the world” and just by happenstance his brother Mark, whose partnership with the intelligence community of China I let the world know about in an earlier missive. Betrayal and treason are the mainstays of this America hating fraud in the Oval office. Hows that jihad coming along Barry?

Stream-of-conciousness stupidity.

Comments

  1. Kevin Kehres says

    Brilliant! Just brilliant!! How did the rest of us not see this?

    But seriously, you can’t have it both ways. Obama can’t be a depraved criminal mastermind AND an incompetent boob.

    If I were this guy, I’d be worried about the depraved criminal mastermind Obama. Cuz that guy’s got drones and knows where Garrow lives.

  2. busterggi says

    How did Obama sneak all those Muslims & Asians into Malaysia where they would stand out like a sore thumb?

  3. Synfandel says

    “…the appropriate hardware and software is offloaded as are the nerds.”

    We prefer “boffins”.

  4. keithb says

    FreeScale, the company the “nerds” work for is an American company. I don’t know that China would trust them to design classified stuff. (I worked for Motorola Semiconductor just before it was spun off into Freescale. I still know some of the folks there.)

  5. D. C. Sessions says

    But seriously, you can’t have it both ways. Obama can’t be a depraved criminal mastermind AND an incompetent boob.

    Of course he can:

    * depraved criminal mastermind = BAD
    * incompetent boob = BAD
    * Muslim = BAD
    * atheist = BAD
    * Nazi = BAD
    * Communist = BAD
    * Socialist = BAD
    * Tool of Wall Street = BAD
    * Anticolonialist = BAD
    * Terrorist = BAD
    * Obama = BAD

    Things that are equal to the same thing are equal to each other, therefor Obama is a Muslim atheist Nazi Communist Socialist tool of Wall Street, an anticolonial terrorist incompetent boob depraved criminal mastermind.

  6. says

    Kevin Kehres@1:

    But seriously, you can’t have it both ways. Obama can’t be a depraved criminal mastermind AND an incompetent boob.

    Sure you can. Obama is like Dr. Evil. He develops these overly complex schemes that a five year old can see the flaws in instead of just shooting his enemies when they’re on the toilet.

    I honestly don’t know what is more disturbing these days: The people like Garrow who dream up these wild scenarios or the millions of twits on the intertubes that lap them up.

  7. Morgan says

    So Obama, in cooperation with China, had to blow up a plane to hide the fact that he’d hijacked it – in order to steal classified technology from… the Chinese?

    Who is the “cover story” meant to fool, and why did they need to be given any story in the first place?

    (I’m also amused by the cries I’m seeing from a few places that, oh no! The US has to maintain a monopoly on control of vital Internet infrastructure, because otherwise it won’t be free!, but that’s a separate thing.)

  8. John Pieret says

    Hey! He’s doing better! There are six whole words in that screed that approach the truth:

    we are down the rabbit hole

    I don’t think even Lewis Carroll could find him.

  9. Alverant says

    I think Jim Garrow did it. He’s so desperate to blame President Obama for anything that he’ll kill a whole plane load of people to find something to fuel his conspiracies.

    /s

  10. Larry says

    Obama can’t be a depraved criminal mastermind AND an incompetent boob

    Well, the RW believes him to be both a marxist and a Hitler and a muslim and an atheist. Being both a mastermind and a boob isn’t that much of a stretch.

  11. says

    Conspiracy theories often have a contradiction between the apparent genius of the conspirators and the incompetence of their other actions. The “TWA Flight 800 was shot down by a US Navy missile” theory is a classic example. If you believe the conspiracy theory the US Navy shot down Flight 800 by conducting a missile test in just about the most stupid and negligent way possible. Yet it then turned around and managed to completely hide the fact it had made such a screwup, including convincing/coercing everyone directly involved, or who heard about it after the fact, in the screwup to keep their mouths shut.

  12. teawithbertrand says

    “We are shown pictures of muslim looking men as if they are on the plane….setting up the expectation that the plane has been hijacked.”

    “But the western mindset is already prepared to believe that all things eastern and “Malaysian/Indonesian/Muslim” are barely able to tie shoelaces let alone search an ocean.”

    WTF? Speak for yourself, you racist asshole.

  13. mikeyb says

    Maybe there is a god after all – an evil one named Barack Hussein Obama, since the right wing conspiracy theorists seem to think he has his evil mind and minions involved in everything. I mean there even has to be a conspiracy behind Obama filling out his NCAA tournament brackets ever year.

  14. dingojack says

    busterggi (#3) – :D

    Dingo
    ——–
    The CIA Factbook notes that Malaysia has:

    Malay 50.4%, Chinese 23.7%, indigenous 11%, Indian 7.1%, others 7.8% (2004 est.)” and

    Muslim (or Islam – official) 60.4%, Buddhist 19.2%, Christian 9.1%, Hindu 6.3%, Confucianism, Taoism, other traditional Chinese religions 2.6%, other or unknown 1.5%, none 0.8% (2000 census)”.

  15. dingojack says

    IF (and that’s a big if) the wreckage supposedly found 2000 Km SW of Perth is from MH370 then the flight path would take them no closer than about 3000Km E of Diego Garcia* , heading SSW.
    Not even close.
    Dingo
    ——–
    * an American supply base on British Territory, used as an alternate landing site for planes on the Perth-Dubai direct route

  16. colnago80 says

    Re dingojack @ #17

    That if is getting bigger with every passing hour. According to accounts on multiple sources, it would have taken the plane 8 hours to reach that position. It is very unlikely that the plane had enough fuel to fly that far.

  17. dingojack says

    Oh and by the way those ‘Muslim-looking men’* turn out to be illegal immigrants travelling on the passports of an Austrian and an Italian, hoping to get to Germany via China – and nothing to do with ANY terrorist group. This was determined late last week, do try and keep up. Sheesh!
    Dingo
    ——-
    * And what, prey tell, to ‘Muslims’ look like exactly? Presumably different looking from the 60.4% of the population of Malaysia, you mean? @@

  18. dingojack says

    The Boeing 777′s shortest rated variant can fly for a maximum distance of 5240nm with a typical cruise speed of 480kts (Mach 0.84) and a maximum speed of 512kts (Mach 0.89) This gives it a maximum flying time of 10hrs 41m 38s at cruise and 10h 14m 4s at maximum.
    Dingo
    ——–
    BTW Malaysian Airlines flight from Kuala Lumpur (KAL) to Beijing (PEK) takes 5h 55m (so at the very least 7h of fuel on board).

  19. colnago80 says

    Re dingojack @ #21

    That’s on a full tank of fuel. Typically, commercial aircraft only carry enough fuel to reach their destination plus a small surplus for emergencies. The plane wouldn’t have carried anywhere near a full tank for the trip from Malaysia to Beijing.

  20. colnago80 says

    Re Chihuahua @ #21

    And by the way, multiple sources have stated that the plane could not have flown for more then 6 hours on the amount of fuel it was carrying.

  21. dingojack says

    SLC (#23) – and a full cargo hold and 302 passengers. But pfft what would Boeing know, they only make and test the aircraft, nameless pudits are just so much more knowledgeable about the Boeing 777′s capabilities.

    (#24) – then multiple source are just plain wrong. If it were carrying only 6 hours of fuel and planning to fly into Beijing, it’d be landing on vapour (it takes 5hrs and 55m according to Malaysian Airlines*) – no airline company would be that idiotic. (as I noted, it would have been carrying at least 7hre worth of fuel, at the very least).
    Dingo
    ——–
    * again what would they know, pundits are much, much more creditable.

  22. colnago80 says

    Re pekinese @ #25

    That time includes built in buffers for delays. The question is, what is the actual flight time for the trip? For instance, the time estimates for a flight from SFO to LAX is 1hr 20min. The actual flight time is about 50 minutes. This is done so the airlines can claim inflated values for on-time arrivals. Try to keep up.

    By the way, when jets were first introduced in the SFO to LAX run (e.g. Boing 727s and BAC 400s), the airlines actually announced 50 min times portal to portal.

  23. dingojack says

    Yes, the actual airline knows less than you, Oh holder of all wisdom!
    I mean what the hell would they know? They only fly the route several times a day.
    You’d be much better off trusting FOX News (or some other equally ‘creditable’ source. @@
    Dingo
    ——–
    BTW Air Asia will fly you there in 6h 5m.

  24. dingojack says

    Here are some direct flights today (from Google)

    12:25 am → 6:35 am Malaysia 318 KUL-PEK
    6:25 pm → 12:20 am+1 Malaysia 360 KUL-PEK
    7:10 pm → 1:15 am+1 AirAsia X 316 KUL-PEK

    Dingo

  25. caseloweraz says

    Colnago80: That “if” is getting bigger with every passing hour. According to accounts on multiple sources, it would have taken the plane 8 hours to reach that position. It is very unlikely that the plane had enough fuel to fly that far.

    Especially if it flew at low altitudes to avoid radar.

    I have no idea whether it did so. That seems more and more unlikely given that the plane hasn’t turned up anywhere on the ground. It’s hard to imagine someone hijacking a plane just to fly it over open ocean until the fuel runs out.

  26. colnago80 says

    Re Pomeranian @ #28

    Caseloweraz @ #29 anticipated me. If the plane flew at low altitudes, as it would have had to do to avoid radar detection, it’s range would have been much less.

  27. dingojack says

    The Great Circle distance (the minimum distance between any two points on the Earth) from Kuala Lumpur International Airport (02°44′36″N 101°41′53″E) and Beijing Capital International Airport (40°04′48″N 116°35′04″E) is 2385.8577699018565nm. At an air speed of 490Kt (777 cruise) that would take 4hrs 58 mins and 14 seconds, minimum flying time from A to B not including climb to altitude, landing and diversion due to weather, restricted flight areas and etc.

    Dingo

  28. dingojack says

    Except military radar uses a much greater range of heights (1500m would be a ‘sweet spot).
    Dingo

  29. says

    @24:

    Well, Garrow hasn’t gone all “Area 51″ on your ass or he’d have TOLD you how it was possible to fly up to 25 or 30 hours OR years on whatever they had in the tanks.

    Wurmholz!

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