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Mar 16 2014

Palin’s Ready to Endorse

Sarah Palin took to her Facebook page to tell her followers that she’s about to roll out a whole bunch of endorsements for the 2014 midterm elections. I’m sure those candidates will all win just like her past endorsees Christine O’Donnell, Sharon Angle, Joe Miller and Richard Mourdock.

“We the People” – are you ready to send our Congressional patriots their needed reinforcements? Here’s how we do it!

As I said in my speech last week in Washington, D.C., America needs bold Constitutional conservative leaders who will fight for us with intelligence and integrity to restore our exceptional nation and preserve the blessings of liberty and prosperity. Time is short. I’m convinced it’s now or never to save our free republic.

So, I’m excited to announce that big U.S. Senate and House of Representatives endorsements are on the way! We’ll tackle some state races, too. Lots of vetting and research goes into these endorsements because this is for YOU. It’s to allow you to take a closer look at good men and women with servants’ hearts who are willing to get in the rough and tumble arena to help save America. Please do your own homework on candidates; never put all your hopes and unattainable expectations in anyone running for office (because humankind’s imperfections aren’t absent in politicians), but know that I’ve been diligent and pragmatic in choosing patriots whom I believe we can trust to do the right thing. I never want to let you down! And you know me well enough by now; you know I do my homework; I use discernment, and then I go with my gut.

These candidates put service over self and principles over politics. They’re not going to D.C. to get cozy with the permanent political class or feather their nests off the crony capitalism running rampant in the swamp. They’re going to Washington to shake things up and restore that endangered species in D.C. – common sense – in an out-of-control government that stomps on the neck of freedom and opportunity. These men and women have promised to be fighters for all that is good about America. They’ll have our back; let’s do our part and watch their backs, too, as we send these reinforcements into the battle.

I’ll roll out endorsements in coming days; I’ll ask you to support the good guys, and we’ll all covet prayers for them and for the great awakening I’m confident our nation is experiencing as people open their eyes to the present harsh reality but also to America’s future positive possibilities as we seek our nation’s good destiny!

Holy run-on sentences, Batman. Did she actually write that herself or does she have a ghostwriter who writes as badly as she does? TBogg points out how her PAC will help support those candidates:

The same way it did it during the 2011-12 election cycle when SarahPac collected 0ver $5.1 million dollars and dispensed a whopping $235,000 on candidates, with over $4.1 million going towards ‘fundraising, administrative, strategy and research, and media.’

Yep, less than 5% of the millions she has raised to support candidates has actually been used to, you know, support candidates. Grifters gotta grift.

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  1. 1
    Kevin Alexander

    Did she actually write that herself or does she have a ghostwriter who writes as badly as she does?

    It’s pure late night infomercial.
    It translates as “It’s ALL about YOU !! and what YOU”RE going to GET!!!” So don’t send your money to those other grifters who get rich by conning other stupid people by convincing them that it’s ALL ABOUT THEM!! No, it’s all about You!!
    So send us your money.”

  2. 2
    Zeno

    Palin is a deep-cover Democratic operative soaking up GOP campaign funds and pissing them away. Good work, Sarah!

  3. 3
    D. C. Sessions

    Nothing in active politics so became Sarah Palin as her leaving of it.

    She is, I believe, benefiting US politics now more than ever in the past by diverting funds that might have done real damage to the relatively harmless end of providing her with comforts and amusement.

    Given the dynastic tendencies in the USA, especially on the far right, I can only hope for her children to follow her in the family business.

  4. 4
    alanb

    Lots of vetting and research goes into these endorsements.

    Given Sarah’s reputation for hard work, I’m sure that she’s been thorough.

    humankind’s imperfections aren’t absent in politicians

    Does not apply to ex-politician quitters.

  5. 5
    D. C. Sessions

    I don’t think we’re being fair to Palin here. Certainly, she has a better appreciation than most of the consequences of sloppy candidate screening.

  6. 6
    joedelaney

    With a track record of picking winners like hers, I’m hoping she endorses the straight Republican ticket.

  7. 7
    anachronistes

    conservative leaders who will fight for us with intelligence and integrity

    Like the intelligence and integrity she so commonly displays?

    Lots of vetting and research goes into these endorsements

    Did John McCain & his staff do this?

    Please do your own homework on candidates

    Like you did before your Dianne Sawyer interview?

    I never want to let you down!

    Or let down Alaska….

    you know I do my homework;

    See above.

    I use discernment, and then I go with my gut.

    I question her discernment; it and her gut must fight a lot.

    These candidates put service over self and principles over politics.

    Just like she did – see Alaska, Governor of.

    They’re not going to D.C. to get cozy with the permanent political class or feather their nests off the crony capitalism running rampant in the swamp.

    See, she found a way to feather her nest outside of D.C. – wasn’t there a bridge to nowhere under her brief governorship?

    restore that endangered species in D.C. – common sense

    Common sense from Sarah?

    I’ll roll out endorsements in coming days; I’ll ask you to support the good guys, and we’ll all covet prayers for them and for the great awakening I’m confident our nation is experiencing as people open their eyes to the present harsh reality but also to America’s future positive possibilities as we seek our nation’s good destiny!

    ?

    ChrisL

  8. 8
    busterggi

    I thought she had already endorsed Putin for POTUS. No one could question his being a real American as their backyards are next to each other.

  9. 9
    frankb

    I use discernment, and then I go with my gut.

    She thinks about it and then rejects that method. Wow, Sarah actually wrote that down. She uses her gut for everything apparently.

  10. 10
    D. C. Sessions

    With a track record of picking winners like hers, I’m hoping she endorses the straight Republican ticket.

    I don’t think she’ll have much choice — the Republican Party is pretty much 100% straight (or at least pretending.)

  11. 11
    fifthdentist

    Besides being gibberish, the term “covet prayers” would seem to be in violation of one of the top-10 biblical no-nos.
    I actually don’t think I’ve heard that one before. Does anyone know how to translate it from fundie to English?

  12. 12
    steve oberski

    @fifthdentist

    There should be an option on google translate.

    Strangely enough it autodetected it as english, I’ve reported this to google as a problem.

    And I have to say Palin’s post looks very profound in Arabic.

  13. 13
    Modusoperandi

    You know, she really is shaking up the Republican Establishment. For example, if she continues being so good at being wrong all the time, she’s going to wrong herself straight in to Bill Kristol’s job.

  14. 14
    Pierce R. Butler

    … and we’ll all covet prayers for them …

    Why should the CIA have a monopoly on covet action programs?

  15. 15
    noe1951

    “I use discernment, and then I go with my gut.”

    I think about it some, and then I do what I already wanted to.

  16. 16
    matty1

    They’ll have our back; let’s do our part and watch their backs, too

    I assume she will be watching peoples backs because she is avoiding getting in front herself.

  17. 17
    democommie

    “I (pretend to) think about it some (thinkin’ about stuff is hard work), and then I do what I already wanted to.”

    FTFY.

    I’ve met a lot of people with Sarah’s sales skills. They’re usually “travelers” selling roofing, fencing, replacement windows or hot topping services”. They’re very good at selling, actual installation? not so much.

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