Why did Putin send troops into Crimea? Is it because he has clear strategic and financial interests in the territory? Of course not. It’s because Obama wears mom jeans. And of course, because we don’t hate gay people and oppress them as much as Russia. That’s why Putin invaded, says Kevin McCullough:
Drag shows caused Putin’s invasion. I’m sure we’ll be hearing any minute now that it’s really because of voter fraud or corporate tax rates.