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Mar 07 2014

Lipkin Returns With More Absurd Conspiracies

Avi Lipkin, the absolutely unhinged right winger who claims Obama is in the process of 50-100 million Muslims to the United States to take over the country and instate Sharia law, went on a Christian TV show recently to spout even more bizarre conspiracy theories.

Well today Lipkin was the special guest on The Dove TV to provide his “high-level expertise on U.S. Middle-East policy.”

Lipkin told host Perry Atkinson that Obama is “either a Communist plant, a Russian plant, which is one of the reasons he would never confront Russia; or, he’s an Islamic plant, in which case he will never go to war against a Muslim country.”

“He said this in his book that he will never go to war against another Muslim country,” Lipkin added, citing a widely circulated but fabricated Obama quote. Lipkin explained that Saudi Arabia will pay the US to take in “50-100 million” Muslim immigrants, warning that “Islam is taking over America.”

He continued: “They’re going to come to the United States and the Muslim president is going to receive them, it’s a horrible situation for the United States in my opinion unless people think that selling the soul of America to the Devil is a good thing.”

Here’s the audio.

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  1. 1
    davefitz

    “…in which case he will never go to war against a Muslim country.”

    How does he explain droning the shit out of so many Muslims?

  2. 2
    noastronomer

    I agree. Lipkin is unhinged, deranged even. Everyone knows Obama is both a Russian plant *and* a muslim plant. That’s how deep the comspiracy goes. Communist-Sharia!

  3. 3
    ArtK

    “High level” or just “high”? He’s smoking something here.

  4. 4
    ImaginesABeach

    I wonder how much we could get for the sale of fictional souls to a fictional being?

  5. 5
    raven

    He left out the Space Reptiles.

    It’s always the Space Reptiles!!!

  6. 6
    Modusoperandi

    …it’s a horrible situation for the United States in my opinion unless people think that selling the soul of America to the Devil is a good thing.

    Wall Street, Job Creators all, is willing to do it for a cut, and they’re so confident in this “can’t lose” sale that they’re willing to bet each other on the side that the Devil won’t make his payments. Heck, they’ve probably already arranged it so that when the Devil defaults America won’t be able to buy its soul back. Don’t worry, they’ll rent it to America, for a price. That America also can’t afford.

  7. 7
    d.c.wilson

    How does he explain droning the shit out of so many Muslims?

    Oh that’s easy. He just pretends it never happened.

  8. 8
    Pierce R. Butler

    … Obama is “either a Communist plant, a Russian plant, … or, he’s an Islamic plant…

    Maybe if we watered him a bit less and gave him more sunlight, he’d finally bloom.

  9. 9
    Taz

    Everyone knows Obama is both a Russian plant *and* a muslim plant.

    Which explains why he’s always pushing the gay agenda!

  10. 10
    Johnny Vector

    Pierce R. Butler @8:

    Maybe if we watered him a bit less and gave him more sunlight, he’d finally bloom.

    Look at the bright side. At least he’s not Oliver North’s lawyer.

  11. 11
    Kevin Alexander

    Don’t feed and water these guys too much.
    .
    ://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7SkrYF8lCU

  12. 12
    grepo

    Ed,

    just a clarification. Sharia Law is redundant. Sharia already means law. So you only have to state Sharia and the meaning is clear. “Sharia Law” should only be used by the ignorant and the stupid right wingers (is that redundant?).

  13. 13
    cottonnero

    I went to high school with a girl named Sharia Law.

  14. 14
    billdaniels

    Shareea Law was my drag name. I lip-synched to popular songs in a burkha.

  15. 15
    dingojack

    Bill – give it time, you too could be inducted into the Rock ‘n Roll Hall of Shame Fame.
    ;s Dingo

  16. 16
    rapiddominance

    Lipkin told host Perry Atkinson that Obama is “either a Communist plant, a Russian plant, which is one of the reasons he would never confront Russia; or, he’s an Islamic plant, in which case he will never go to war against a Muslim country.”

    Sounds like a guy who’s done his research and knows what he’s talking about. He’s really nailed-down the real Barrak Obama and exposed him for everybody to see. If you don’t feel pursuaded, something is terribly wrong with you.

  17. 17
    dingojack

    Perhaps the Prez is a pot plant so he’ll never go against pot or a Robert Plant so he’ll never go to war against Led Zeppelin….
    Dingo

  18. 18
    abusedbypenguins

    It is somewhat 1984 that these guys went from ranting on a street corner, pounding their bibles standing on a soap box to cable television.

  19. 19
    blf

    If Obama is a plant, then he must be an Entwife. The perfect camouflage of the Entwives would explain why he seems to be different contradictory things to so many people at the same time.

  20. 20
    dingojack

    Is Obama a desalination plant or an air-conditioning plant one wonders?
    Dingo

  21. 21
    dingojack

    Since Lumpkin is against Obama the plant , does this mean he considers himself as one of these?
    Dingo

  22. 22
    anubisprime

    the special guest on The Dove TV to provide his “high-level expertise on U.S. Middle-East policy.”

    To be fair to the good folks that watch and love Dove TV and all the sunbeams that throw the switches or cranks the handles there…to them that is as higher level as they can understand, or indeed told that they agree with.

    It is xtian logic taken to its zenith, and it soothes them cos you know…it is easier to despise, hate and practice intolerance when your prejudices are catered for by “high-level expertise” of such quality.

    It is a storytime that uses political envy disguised as righteousness and appealing to the IQ challenged religious to be frighted and terrified but thankful that such “high-level expertise” can lay out the problem in words of two syllables maximum and be therefore assured the ‘righteous politicians can fix the ‘problem’….oh and send money!

    And Ed seems to think it is not a mental disease…’all the world is mad ‘cept thee and me and sometimes I have me doots ‘aboot thee’

  23. 23
    Kevin Alexander

    “High level” or just “high”? He’s smoking something here.

    He does take his thinking to a higher plane.
    .
    I think it’s the one with the snakes.

  24. 24
    had3

    Sharia Law makes $7000 a month while working from home, I know, it’s almost unbelievable….

  25. 25
    coffeehound

    the marvelous Modus@6,

    Don’t worry, they’ll rent it to America, for a price. That America also can’t afford.

    Exactly! Selling your soul to Satan requires Muslimy purchasers and Kenyan usurpers, but getting a margin on the buyback requires an American M.B.A.

  26. 26
    Dunc

    Communist? Sorry, which decade is this again?

  27. 27
    lorn

    What … no Nazi moon bases run by zombie Hitler … no time traveling Obama on Mars … No chemtrails causing mental weakness/suggestibility and lowering fertility … no third term …

    I kind of like the time traveling Obama on Mars story. Once you introduce a time machine there are just so many doors to other story lines that open. With a time machine in play you needn’t worry about linear timelines or causality. Obama can go back in time and write his own birth announcement. He can go back in time and become deeply influenced by the father that wasn’t there after he was born.

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