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Jan 16 2014

Wiles Spots a ‘Full-scale Military-style Demonic Attack’ in 2012

Rick Wiles has been taking a break from his internet radio/tv show for a few weeks while he builds a new studio but he returned to the show this week to tell his followers that Satan launched a “full-scale military-style demonic attack on the body of Christ” using “witches” like Madonna and Nicki Minaj.

Satan launched a D-Day invasion of the United States of America in 2012. When I say “D-Day,” I mean “Demon Day invasion.” If you think back to the bizarre way 2012 started, you’ll see the makings of a full-scale military-style demonic attack on the body of Christ in this nation. Nothing like it has ever happened in the history of this country.

2012 started with witches conducting nationally televised occult rituals to announce the D-Day invasion. I’m referring to the satanic performances of performers such as Nicki Minaj and Madonna on national TV programs in early 2012.

There was also the dark, sinister opening ceremony of the 2012 Olympic Games in London … Now 2012 ended with the illegal re-election of America’s illegitimate president, foreign agent Barry Soetoro as the highest official in the land even though placed there illegally because he is a foreign agenda.

Barry Soetoro embraced and espoused wickedness and rebellion against the one true god of the universe. And the America people’s acceptance of him also meant acceptance of his spiritual rebellion against our holy God.

The most appalling about that idiotic screed is that there are people who will take it seriously who have the right to vote.

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  1. 1
    Loqi

    … even though placed there illegally because he is a foreign agenda.

    So now Obama has gone from implementing some evil plot to actually *being* the evil plot?

  2. 2
    Loqi

    I’m referring to the satanic performances of performers such as Nicki Minaj and Madonna on national TV programs in early 2012.

    What did those two performers do in 2012 that they haven’t been doing for years, exactly? I’m not exactly expert in the popular music scene, but I’m of the understanding that dancing suggestively didn’t suddenly start during Obama’s second term.

  3. 3
    brucegee1962

    Whichever sinister foreign power has been scheming for the past 55 years (starting in the Hawaii records office before Barry was born) to get their sleeper agent into the White House, really ought to sue him to get their money back. Seriously, he’s the worst sleeper agent ever. The best he can do to topple the American Way of Life is to save General Motors, pull us out of Iraq, spy on a bunch of people, and provide health care for a few poor folks? Sheesh, I’d be expecting to see American cities in flames right now! They don’t make Manchurian candidates the way they used to!

  4. 4
    Jackie the wacky

    Nikki and Madonna? Oh good. I’ve often thought wars should be fought via dance-fighting.

  5. 5
    raven

    Wiles Spots a ‘Full-scale Military-style Demonic Attack’ in 2012

    Which failed because demons don’t exist.

    Hard to imagine that people pay Rick Wiles to babble on about this sort of thing.

  6. 6
    Synfandel

    … even though placed there illegally because he is a foreign agenda.

    The last time I was in the United States, I was trying to get from St. John, New Brunswick, to to my home in southern Ontario, by the most direct route. I guess that means I was in the country with a foreign agenda (or perhaps I ‘was’ a foreign agenda). Luckily, I didn’t get caught.

  7. 7
    holytape

    “Satan launched a D-Day invasion of the United States of America in 2012. When I say “D-Day,” I mean “Demon Day invasion.” Well, I guess I know who’s been catching up on old episodes of “Supernatural” on Netflix.

  8. 8
    Modusoperandi

    brucegee1962 “They don’t make Manchurian candidates the way they used to!”
    Have you even seen the original movie? The part where he advocates for mild reform of a fraction of a failing market while supporting the system (and the market) that failed in the first place, all using a plan built primarily out of solutions created by his non-Manchurian opponents was *terrifying*.

  9. 9
    Loqi

    I’ve often thought wars should be fought via dance-fighting.

    We will forever remember the names of those fallen heroes who danced in the Serve of 1812.

  10. 10
    greg1466

    If you think back to the bizarre way 2012 started, you’ll see the makings of a full-scale military-style demonic attack on the body of Christ in this nation.

    Wait. They actually have the body of Christ hidden away somewhere in the U.S.? Seems like that would provide a tremendous opportunity to clear up some things. By all means, let’s see this body.

  11. 11
    Matt G

    I thought demons used black magic, not weapons. Color me disappointed.

  12. 12
    voidhawk

    What was dark and sinister about the Olympic opening?

  13. 13
    dingojack

    “…a foreign agenda”.

    Wait now, Obama is actually A WOMAN?!? Why else would one use a feminine singular second declension gerundive? (Oh – perhaps he meant ‘agendum’) [/Latin_grammar_nerd]
    Dingo

  14. 14
    unbound

    Now Madonna is an issue? Where was this guy for the past quarter century?

  15. 15
    Dave Maier

    DJ: “agenda” = neuter plural, not feminine singular. So Obama is sexless and multiple. Happy now??

  16. 16
    dingojack

    Dave – the article ‘a’ indicates a singular. Hence the attached gerundive is singular and therefore feminine, happy now?
    Dingo

  17. 17
    Doug Little

    It’s Latin wars! This has to rate fairly high on the nerd-o-meter. Not that it’s a bad thing.

  18. 18
    Richard Smith

    Nothing like it has ever happened in the history of this country.

    And it still hasn’t…

  19. 19
    dingojack

    I’m I playing the Gauls, or is Dave playing them?
    I’m confused.
    : ) Dingo

  20. 20
    John Pieret

    unbound @ 14:

    Now Madonna is an issue? Where was this guy for the past quarter century?

    No, Madonna first joined Satan’s Army in 2012. Then George Soros used his time machine to send her back to do her witchy occult rituals over the last quarter century.

  21. 21
    Modusoperandi

    dingojack “Dave – the article ‘a’ indicates a singular. Hence the attached gerundive…”
    Ewww. Attached gerundives are gross.

  22. 22
    John Pieret

    Modus:

    Sure, attached gerundives are gross but, trust me, you don’t want your gerundives to be detached!

  23. 23
    Dave Maier

    DJ: Gaul has been quartered into three halves, so ha! No, wait. Here’s what I want to say: the English word “agenda” is singular (no gender, naturally). It comes from the Latin word agenda, “[things] to be done”, a neuter plural form (and a gerundive, as you say, of agere, “to do”). You can see how this probably happened: the meeting had a (list of) agenda, and eventually the word came to mean the (singular) list, rather than the plural things on it. So put that in your pope and smike it.

    Kind of like “data” actually (and I’m fine with “there’s a lot of data here” rather than “there ARE a lot of data here”).

  24. 24
    steve78b

    1. If there was a full scale, military style demonic attach…. no one coordinated with me for artillery support. I am pissed!
    2. It is now 2014 and we are just getting this intel?? I want to see the head demonic intel analyst to explain this lateness.
    3. NO ONE TOLD ME! I didn’t listen to Madonna or Minaj the whole time and I missed out.

    ….. sniff… nobody tells me anything….

    Steve
    Atheist Artillery Coordinator
    …. in a really cool uniform …..

  25. 25
    Taz

    performers such as Nicki Minaj and Madonna

    We need to get rid of these newfangled demonic entertainers and return to the days of wholesome acts like Black Sabbath and Alice Cooper.

  26. 26
    stripeycat

    Voidhawk

    What was dark and sinister about the Olympic opening?

    Bits of it were pretty pants, but sinister is stretching it. There were didactic elements that had all the subtlety of a falling anvil, but they would only be dark and sinister if you opposed basic human decency. Oh, wait…

  27. 27
    chippanfire

    Voidhawk

    What was dark and sinister about the Olympic opening?

    It contained a celebration of the NHS.

    The NHS = socialised medicine = godless communism

    QED

  28. 28
    Nick Gotts

    What was dark and sinister about the Olympic opening?

    I think it was the involvement of Queen Elizabeth II. She is after all the head of the global drugs trade (hat-tip Lyndon Larouche), and an alien shape-shifting lizard (hat-tip David Icke).

  29. 29
    Moggie

    voidhawk:

    What was dark and sinister about the Olympic opening?

    Think of London, a small city. It’s dark, dark in the daytime.

  30. 30
    adobo

    Madonna!
    Why no mention of Lady Gaga?

  31. 31
    Trebuchet

    @24, Steve Atheist Artillery Coordinator…. in a really cool uniform …..

    Can I head your trebuchet division?

  32. 32
    tbp1

    It’s still always a little surprising and distressing when adults believe in literal demons.

    I know I should be used to it by now, but still…how is that possible?

  33. 33
    dingojack

    Maybe all those demons attacking caused all that bad Latin. :D

    voidhawk: asked “What was dark and sinister about the Olympic opening?”

    ‘this too was a dark place once…”*

    Dingo
    ——–
    * or perhaps it was a dog whistle referring to all those left-handed, low albedo types found in London? Or perhaps the sprit of Bulwer-Lytton has been ghost writing (literally) for Rick Wiles, or…. ;)

  34. 34
    a_ray_in_dilbert_space

    Christianity–does it attract stupid people, or does it make you stupider?

  35. 35
    caseloweraz

    Now let me get this straight: Madonna and Minaj launched a “full-scale military-style demonic attack” on the U.S by dancing “satanically” on television in early 2012. Then nothing happened until summer when the Olympics opening ceremony took place in London. Again, nothing happened until November when Barack Obama was reelected, completing this grand campaign.

    So all is lost; America has been taken over by the forces of darkness and it’s time for all true Christians to leave and make their stand elsewhere.

    Maybe in Uruguay…

  36. 36
    caseloweraz

    Actually, I think it all started with Brewer & Shipley back in 1971.

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