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Meet the New Confederate Army

My dad has long said that it would probably take less than a week to raise a million man confederate army to refight the Civil War. Meet the gomers who are trying to do just that, the New Confederate Army. There seems to have been some sort of split, with “General” Charles Goldson, who appears to be as dumb as a box of hammers taking on traitors who apparently split with the old New Confederate Army so now he has a Brand New New Confederate Arm.

I want to commend the following people, Lev Zilbermintz, Jeb Stuart and Chester Goldson. They tried to obtain a peace between Dewey Hamm’s group and the New Confederate Army, a peace we all could live with, it was rebuffed. It would seem that the other side doesn’t want peace, they still want war. This is what I have been telling everyone, there is no peace with people like this except in submission to their will. They are collaborators for the Empire, they mean the utter destruction of the Confederate liberation movement; even the Southern liberation movement, we are that much of a threat to them.

I gave my word to certain people here, that I would not attack them, I intend to keep that word. When I give me word, I keep it to the best of my ability.

But know this…

If they start to attack me and the NCA, I will use all of my powers and abilities to destroy them as they are now trying to destroy me and the Confederate liberation cause. These collaborators will not be allowed to do that, not on my watch.

Further, I know that they have spies on all of my pages. How else could they know everything I say if they didn’t, dis-honorable collaborators do that. This is the price that has to be paid, for allowing freedom to reign in all of my pages.

These men are collaborators, no different from the Europeans who collaborated with the Nazi’s during WWII. They are pro-Imperialists, no matter what they tell you, they are for the Empire. They say that I am a dictator, yet it is they who are afraid of anything that threatens their power base. They call me a Hitler wanna be, yet they are the ones calling for Nazi like measures against the Southern and Confederate liberation movement. They call me a traitor to the Empire, GOD I HOPE SO!!! I am a Confederate, just as my ancestors were before me.

These collaborators have threatened to take me to court, I say do it. Don’t sing it, bring it. They have ordered to stay out of North and South Carolina, like I am going to listen to collaborators, NOT!!! I intend to go these state and liberate them from Imperial occupation, I swear to you, so help me G-d.

ייתכן שאלוהי אברהם יצחק ויעקב להגן עלינו.

May the God of Abraham Isaac and Jacob defend and preserve us.
Charles Goodson
Founder and Commanding General
New Confederate Army
Resister of Imperial occupation

Here’s “General” Goodson ranting incoherently about the whole thing.

Have you ever noticed that white supremacists rarely have anything to feel superior over?

Comments

  1. dingojack says

    “Further, I know that they have spies on all of my pages. How else could they know everything I say if they didn’t, dis-honorable collaborators do that”.

    Yes how would they know everything you communicate on the web-pages that you publish online? I mean they couldn’t be just reading them, could they?

    ‘Dumber than a box of hammers’ hardly covers it.

    Dingo

  2. says

    They split for perfectly valid reasons. They couldn’t decide whether they were pretending to fight for slavery or whether they were pretending to fight for State’s rights. Plus, they couldn’t agree who would get to pretend to fire the opening shot at Fort Sumter. Rifts that deep can’t just be imagined away.

  3. Michael Heath says

    I was impressed by Charles Goldson’s restraint. He didn’t go all caps until the sixth paragraph.

    throwaway writes:

    Video has already been removed. Shine the light on cockroaches and watch them scatter.

    According to Charles Goldson, reading and watching content on the Internet is spying:

    I know that they have spies on all of my pages. How else could they know everything I say if they didn’t, dis-honorable collaborators do that. This is the price that has to be paid, for allowing freedom to reign in all of my pages.

    So does removing this video mean freedom no longer reigns? We report, you decide.

  4. dingojack says

    Marcus perhaps Obama has repealed that fundamental law of god too! Next stop repealing Gravity!
    Dingo

  5. cgm3 says

    The bit in Hebrew is a nice touch, seeing how well Jews have always been treated in the Old Confederacy. (Leo Franks, stop spinning in your grave…)

  6. dingojack says

    Ooops forgot to add:
    Jeffress: “For the first time in history a president of our country has openly proposed altering one of society’s (not to mention God’s) most fundamental laws: that marriage should be between a man and a woman.” See here for details.
    Dingo.

  7. Reginald Selkirk says

    It would seem that the other side doesn’t want peace, they still want war. This is what I have been telling everyone, there is no peace with people like this except in submission to their will

    No shit. I thought they wanted to build an army in order to have peace and to let others dominate them.

  8. says

    I worked with a white supremacist once, and he had lots to brag about. Over lunch, he bragged about his height, weight, IQ, number of reps on various exercises, and even his shoe size. Meanwhile, he managed to break the hydraulics in our boom lift, forcing us to work from ladders. He painted for half a day, skipping over anything that was difficult – which didn’t matter, because he did it all in the wrong paint. Then he fell off a ladder and hurt his knee, so he went home early. I don’t think I ever had to work with him again, thankfully.

  9. Al Dente says

    cgm3 @10

    The bit in Hebrew is a nice touch, seeing how well Jews have always been treated in the Old Confederacy. (Leo Franks, stop spinning in your grave…)

    Leo Franks was lynched for a crime he didn’t commit. However Judah P. Benjamin held three cabinet posts under Jefferson Davis.

  10. says

    stuartsmith “I worked with a white supremacist once, and he had lots to brag about…Meanwhile, he managed to break the hydraulics in our boom lift, forcing us to work from ladders. He painted for half a day, skipping over anything that was difficult – which didn’t matter, because he did it all in the wrong paint. Then he fell off a ladder and hurt his knee, so he went home early. I don’t think I ever had to work with him again, thankfully.”
    To be fair, in his ideal society he’d have people to do all that for him.

  11. skinnercitycyclist says

    Marcus perhaps Obama has repealed that fundamental law of god too! Next stop repealing Gravity!

    dingo, what these greasy white doughballs really fear is the repeal of Gravy. Now THAT would be an assault on their culture (paging Paula Deen!)

  12. dingojack says

    At least without gravity they would just about have the physical strength to lift their lardy arses off that broken-down old sofa-bed in their momma’s basement and get up the stairs…
    Dingo

  13. says

    Fascinating. Take away the references to web pages and Nazis, and nobody would be able to tell which century the rest of the rant came from. Just like religion, the more things change…..

  14. Christoph Burschka says

    @18, indeed.

    “The New Confederate Army?” We’re the Army of the New Confederacy! “New Confederate Army.” Wankers.

  15. laurentweppe says

    Have you ever noticed that white supremacists rarely have anything to feel superior over?

    That’s the whole point of white supremacism: when you have no talent, no skill, no genius nor flair of your own, you start pretending that your bloodline make you inherently superior to everyone else

  16. jonathangray says

    The bit in Hebrew is a nice touch, seeing how well Jews have always been treated in the Old Confederacy. (Leo Franks, stop spinning in your grave…)

    Leo Franks was lynched for a crime he didn’t commit. However Judah P. Benjamin held three cabinet posts under Jefferson Davis.

    Confuse liberals!.

  17. yoav says

    The bit in Hebrew is a nice touch

    Which was obviously produced using google translate. The words are each translated literally but the resulting phrase actually say ‘the god of Abraham, Issac and Jacob may to defend us’

  18. says

    “They couldn’t decide whether they were pretending to fight for slavery or whether they were pretending to fight for State’s rights.”

    Well, they were actually fighting for their states’ right to own slaves–even though most of the fighting and dying was being done by men who were not slave owners but poor whites who were convinced by the slave owners that dying for the rights of the slave owners was a noble thing to do.

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