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Dec 19 2013

Swanson: Imprison Gays Because…Freedom

Unhinged bigot Kevin Swanson says that the United States needs to “impose God’s laws upon our systems, especially our political systems,” by which he means we need to start locking up gay people. Because locking up gay people is the only way to have freedom. Mr. Orwell, call your office.

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  1. 1
    Doug Little

    Unhinged bigot and massive asshole Kevin Swanson

    FIFY.

  2. 2
    peterh

    Swanson seems blithely unaware of the vast horrors perpetrated by those who in the past actually did impose theistic laws on their fellows.

  3. 3
    Abby Normal

    The homosexuals are pushing into every nook and cranny…

    *snerk*

    Anyway, I listened to the clip twice and I don’t hear where he’s calling for homosexuals to be imprisoned. He says they/we should be prosecuted in accordance with God’s law. God’s law calls for homosexuals to be executed, not imprisoned.

  4. 4
    Modusoperandi

    peterh “Swanson seems blithely unaware of the vast horrors perpetrated by those who in the past actually did impose theistic laws on their fellows.”
    I doubt that.

  5. 5
    John Pieret

    God’s laws require that we prosecute homosexuals who are caught in the act of homosexuality or the act of sodomy on the basis of two or three witnesses. If Christians would do that, if Christian pastors would do that then we would be able to hopefully press back the line upon those who are impressing their rights upon Christians who really need that religious freedom.

    Um … Ed, where in the Bible does it say homosexuals should be ilocked up? These guys may be mealy-mouthed about it but what they are looking for is executions.

    And then there is this part:

    hopefully press back the line upon those who are impressing their rights upon Christians

    Because, you see, they can’t have religious freedom unless thay can take away everyone else’s rights.

  6. 6
    Modusoperandi

    John Pieret now, look, he’s got a point. If, as he says, homosexuals are out having sex in front of multiple witnesses…well, frankly I find that inappropriate. And I don’t care how long the line at the DMV is.

  7. 7
    D. C. Sessions

    Swanson seems blithely unaware of the vast horrors perpetrated by those who in the past actually did impose theistic laws on their fellows.

    Don’t be silly. He not only looks to them for inspiration, he’s jealous.

    Because, after all, come the Revolution, he knows that it’s him who’ll be calling the shots. Or, as it may be, stones.

    The men who spurred us on sit in judgment of all wrong
    They decide, and then the shotgun sings the song.

  8. 8
    thebookofdave

    Unhinged bigot and supermassive asshole Kevin Swanson

    There. I think that fixed it, Doug. Next time, just bring it on into the shop.

  9. 9
    Thumper: Who Presents Boxes Which Are Not Opened

    “Caught in the act of homosexuality”? What does that even mean?

  10. 10
    jnorris

    If Mr Swanson actually believed what the Bible tells him to do, then he would be out killing homosexuals. Instead he, cowardly wants ‘the government’ to do it. He’s a yellow piece of crap.

  11. 11
    hunter

    Back to the basic response: Which god would that be? There are a few hundred to pick from. That we know about. (It gets kind of fuzzy when you start dealing with groups like traditional Japanese — the line between gods and spirits is kind of blurry, so there could be a few million.)

  12. 12
    Doug Little

    bookofdave @8,

    just bring it on into the shop.

    Yes, she is runnin’ good now.

  13. 13
    zmidponk

    Thumper:

    “Caught in the act of homosexuality”? What does that even mean?

    It means existing whilst gay, obviously. That’s a heinous crime, to some.

  14. 14
    felidae

    Just think what enforcing the dictates of Leviticus would do to the lobster and pork industries in the US How could the South survive without barbecued pork, not to mention the thousands of tattoo artists thrown out of work and millions slaughtered for working on Saturday

  15. 15
    timgueguen

    One suspects that if Swanson and friends ever got their way there would be all sorts of interesting stories about how it was decided such and such a preacher or other important figure wasn’t really gay.

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