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Obama Leading New Jonestown Cult!

Hey look, it’s a whole new bizarre accusation against Obama. Not content with merely calling him a communist, Nazi, terrorist sympathizer, radical Muslim, Rick Wiles and some guy named David Conn say that Obama is creating a new Jonestown cult of the entire nation and leading us to mass suicide.

Conn: First off, Jones captured the media and Obama captured the media. Jones had a strange childhood – a father, a drunk, a mother that had to fend for itself and so Jimmy Jones he was very lonely and not really looked after by a father figure. Jones ended up as a highly egocentric, narcissistic, charismatic man who would do and say anything that would get him ahead; no real and deep-seated principles. And that’s obvious.

And the same way, Obama attacked the lone media organization that began researching him critically, talk shows and their pundits going on Fox News. Obama captured and captivated the rest of the media. One of them was so in love with Obama that he, Chris Matthews, lost his cool and said he got a tingle up his leg.

Obama also captured and captivated the politicians and even moderate Democrats, those that were ordinarily fairly sane and seemed to have fallen blindly before this blazing young political messiah.

And Obama also had a very strange childhood. You know, a father deserted the child when he two years old. Obama’s only father figure was a terribly nasty old man, a pornographer and a child molester and a cocaine user who was an avowed communist.

Wiles: Frank Marshall Davis.

Conn: Yeah, right. We could go into that, how weird he was. And it’s pretty well established that Frank Marshall Davis was the one that got Obama into cocaine.

And also, both of them, Jones and Obama, had a background of community organizing.

Obama is a leader of a massive cult himself. He’s the leader of the cult and the cult is Islam and he leads it by way of being its major Western world defender…

Wiles: Is Barack Obama leading America to cultural suicide?

Conn: Oh yes.

Wiles: I mean a cultural Jonestown Massacre?

Conn: Yes. That’s why I said he’s far more dangerous because already what’s going on has caused, I think, enormous amounts of people who have just lost everything they’ve had and who knows how many suicides.

I knew it! As soon as Obama announced a plan to put Koolaid into the drinking water, I knew it.

Comments

  1. says

    “Not content with merely calling him a communist, Nazi, terrorist sympathizer, radical Muslim, Rick Wiles and some guy named David Conn….”

    This is why grammar and punctuation are important :D

  2. Doubting Thomas says

    You’d think these guys would be in favor of Obama supporters committing suicide, woodencha?

  3. Trebuchet says

    Ed, you’ve failed to close blockquote before the last sentence.

    Conn appears to be quite appropriately named.

  4. matty1 says

    One of them was so in love with Obama that he, Chris Matthews, lost his cool and said he got a tingle up his leg.

    Is that anything like the starbursts Sarah Palin causes?

  5. colnago80 says

    Of course, there is not a jot or a tittle of evidence that Obama ever met Davis. In addition, Obama was actually raised by his maternal grandparents while his mother was pursuing an advanced degree.

  6. raven says

    They are just babbling.

    Who almost took down the US government two weeks ago were the christofascists of the Tea Party. The Treasury bond default would have caused a worldwide recession at the least.

    It would have been national suicide and something Jim Jones would easily recognize.

  7. says

    One of them was so in love with Obama that he, Chris Matthews, lost his cool and said he got a tingle up his leg.

    Just a tingle? GWB on an aircraft carrier gave him a raging boner.

    “Obama also captured and captivated the politicians and even moderate Democrats…”

    Obama is a moderate Democrat. Talks like a liberal; legislates like a neo-liberal.

    matty1 “According to wikipedia Davis knew Obama’s grandfather and it does seem Obama had met him.”
    Ah hah! And even if they had never met, everybody knows that pornographilia, child molesterilia, cocainilia and avowed communilia are all genetic.

  8. busterggi says

    “Is that anything like the starbursts Sarah Palin causes?”

    matty1 – you’ve just ruined a perfectly good candy for me.

  9. Gvlgeologist, FCD says

    In some ways, I’m looking forward to the time when Obama is no longer president. I think that the Conservidiots may just explode if they don’t have Obama to obsess over.

  10. Ichthyic says

    You’d think these guys would be in favor of Obama supporters committing suicide, woodencha?

    …unless it’s projection.

    which it is.

    someone needs to give these guys the number of a good therapist, quick.

  11. Ichthyic says

    Jones ended up as a highly egocentric, narcissistic, charismatic man who would do and say anything that would get him ahead; no real and deep-seated principles. And that’s obvious.

    And the same way, Obama attacked the lone media organization that began researching him critically, talk shows and their pundits going on Fox News.

    say what?

    I grew up with two loving parents and a brother I hated.

    …And the same way, Ed Brayton attacks World Nut Daily, the only paper capable of criticizing him accurately!

    man, how DO these people get away with this shit? there should be rescue missions to try and repair the stupid that has afflicted their audience.

  12. says

    And Obama also had a very strange childhood. You know, a father deserted the child when he two years old.

    Man, that sure is strange. Few other human beings have ever had their fathers absent from a young age.

  13. Ichthyic says

    ..and I’ve often thought that there is a cult surrounding Superman…

    don’t drink the kryptonite!

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