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Best Anti-Obama Meltdown Ever

A friend on Facebook spotted this on Youtube, a woman from Nebraska named Shelly Dankert absolutely melting down on election night because Obama won the election. She’s screaming profanities at everyone and blames her friends who didn’t share her anti-Obama Facebook posts and Youtube videos, telling those “goddamn motherfuckers” to show up at her house because “I’ll fucking kill you and enjoy doing it.” This is just hilarious.

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  1. matty1 says

    The internet needs a system for posting audio without people having to make videos that are just a blank screen.

  2. tubi says

    “How do you like the fact that Obama won the fucking election?!?!”

    I like it fine, thanks for asking. I have some issues with him, sure, but “President Romney” is not a phrase I’d ever want to hear in my lifetime.

  3. says

    I give her credit for a couple of things. She wants to increase engagement between the political “sides”, and is also ranting against the conspiracy nuts on the right.

    But I also enjoyed the rant. I should not, but I get satisfaction when I see any bubbles of unreality get popped. Hopefully this one will be a good scourge for her side.

    She excessively uses the whole “go away!”, “move to X!”. My answer is usually a solid and unequivocal “No. Now what?”.

  4. alanb says

    The internet needs a system for posting audio without people having to make videos that are just a blank screen.

    I think that a more urgent need is an app that will keep people from drunk YouTubing.

  5. says

    @6:

    You’re in Nebraska? Or you just live in a place that’s overwhelmingly ablaze with teh burnin’ stoopit? I’m a pragmatic socialist and I’m from Nebraska, precisely 113.02 miles from Omaha, according to Googlemaps, where I was born.

  6. says

    democommie “I’m a pragmatic socialist and I’m from Nebraska, precisely 113.02 miles from Omaha, according to Googlemaps, where I was born.”
    You were born in Googlemaps? I didn’t even know you were Swedish.

  7. says

    She excessively uses the whole “go away!”, “move to X!”. My answer is usually a solid and unequivocal “No. Now what?”.

    My answer is usually “I’d love to. Will you be arranging my plane ticket and immigrant visa?” Tends to shut them up.

  8. lclane2 says

    From here in Nebraska I’d say her politics pretty well reflect the state. The average Nebraskan is, however, a little less profane.

  9. Pieter B, FCD says

    Agree with me or get off the internet.

    It doesn’t work that way, cupcake. And if you can do arithmetic (humor me here, folks), if every Libertarian vote had gone to Romney, it wouldn’t have made a bit of difference.

  10. Dennis N says

    She seems to think that all you need to do to help a candidate win is spend all your time on social networking websites.

    Also, you get your news from Drudge? There’s your problem, right there.

  11. otrame says

    Poor thing. She thought it was going to ba a landslide. She thinks that if more of her friends had just shared her right wing stories that she spent hours putting together, that Romney would have won.

    So she is delusional. But her anguish is real. Is it wrong of me to laugh at her ridiculous notion of how important she would have been if her friends had just shared her posts on Facebook while at the same time feel some compassion for her running head first into reality and hurting herself?

    The worst part is I think it very unlikely that she has learned anything at all from the experience. Except possibly the inadvisability of chasing buttscotch snaps with beer. *shudder

  12. iknklast says

    democommie – I live in Nebraska. Live, breathe, work, and play in Nebraska. Sometimes it hurts (but I moved here from Oklahoma, so I’m used to the pain)

  13. pacal says

    Absolutely pathetic. This jackass sounds so frustrated and angry. Some people just like to throw gasoline on the flaming furnace of their anger. I suppose this person would blow up if they didn’t have something to hysterically freak out over.

  14. says

    @25:

    Moving from OK to NE is sorta the same thing as moving from Scandinavia to Minnesota, exchanging one windblasted piece of prairie for another.

    My earlier milage was off by about an order of magnitude; it’s 1130.02 miles or thereabouts from my front door to the old homeplace–and if I stay on the Interstate there are only three stoplights between here and there.

    Well that and about a century’s worth of progressive politics.

  15. Michael Heath says

    Well, at least she realizes she’s a) unhinged and b) the vote count was legit (at least 3:50 in).

    I also loved hearing the ice clanking in her glass.

  16. caseloweraz says

    Shelly Dankert: Yes, I smoke & I’m drinking butter-shots and water…with an “occassional” beer chaser…

    I wondered what “butter-shots” was. Thanks, Otrame.

    Butterscotch schnapps over ice??? Shelly Dankert, you Philistine!

  17. Thumper; Immorally Inferior Sergeant Major in the Grand Gynarchy Mangina Corps (GGMC) says

    Well, I think 3 and a 1/2 minutes of that is quite enough. Wow.

  18. Jonathan Edwards says

    There’s a slave, enslaved by his own arrogance and incompetence, who wasn’t emancipated by Lincoln – but he does live in a big house that Lincoln lived in! (For more info Google “The Background Obama Can’t Cover Up.”)

  19. dingojack says

    My dear Johnny – [points] Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
    Dingo
    ——–
    PS When you’ve got something (anything at all really) you come back and show us.
    Run along now, the adults are talking.

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