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Nov 05 2013

Best Anti-Obama Meltdown Ever

A friend on Facebook spotted this on Youtube, a woman from Nebraska named Shelly Dankert absolutely melting down on election night because Obama won the election. She’s screaming profanities at everyone and blames her friends who didn’t share her anti-Obama Facebook posts and Youtube videos, telling those “goddamn motherfuckers” to show up at her house because “I’ll fucking kill you and enjoy doing it.” This is just hilarious.

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  1. 1
    matty1

    The internet needs a system for posting audio without people having to make videos that are just a blank screen.

  2. 2
    Alverant

    matty1, it’s called “podcasts”

  3. 3
    Modusoperandi

    Weird. I didn’t even know that Lorraine was political.

  4. 4
    tiredofusernamerules

    If I were her friend: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9H4m08ldf_g

  5. 5
    tubi

    “How do you like the fact that Obama won the fucking election?!?!”

    I like it fine, thanks for asking. I have some issues with him, sure, but “President Romney” is not a phrase I’d ever want to hear in my lifetime.

  6. 6
    iknklast

    This is the world I live and work in. Now you see why I’m constantly on edge.

  7. 7
    Brony

    I give her credit for a couple of things. She wants to increase engagement between the political “sides”, and is also ranting against the conspiracy nuts on the right.

    But I also enjoyed the rant. I should not, but I get satisfaction when I see any bubbles of unreality get popped. Hopefully this one will be a good scourge for her side.

    She excessively uses the whole “go away!”, “move to X!”. My answer is usually a solid and unequivocal “No. Now what?”.

  8. 8
    alanb

    The internet needs a system for posting audio without people having to make videos that are just a blank screen.

    I think that a more urgent need is an app that will keep people from drunk YouTubing.

  9. 9
    Dave Maier

    Didn’t Romney win Nebraska?

  10. 10
    democommie

    @6:

    You’re in Nebraska? Or you just live in a place that’s overwhelmingly ablaze with teh burnin’ stoopit? I’m a pragmatic socialist and I’m from Nebraska, precisely 113.02 miles from Omaha, according to Googlemaps, where I was born.

  11. 11
    Modusoperandi

    democommie “I’m a pragmatic socialist and I’m from Nebraska, precisely 113.02 miles from Omaha, according to Googlemaps, where I was born.”
    You were born in Googlemaps? I didn’t even know you were Swedish.

  12. 12
    Loqi

    I was born in MapQuest. Does that make me old?

  13. 13
    justinnelson

    She excessively uses the whole “go away!”, “move to X!”. My answer is usually a solid and unequivocal “No. Now what?”.

    My answer is usually “I’d love to. Will you be arranging my plane ticket and immigrant visa?” Tends to shut them up.

  14. 14
    caseyboucher

    This video was all over the place last year. Where were you, Ed?

    It is really funny though.

  15. 15
    lclane2

    From here in Nebraska I’d say her politics pretty well reflect the state. The average Nebraskan is, however, a little less profane.

  16. 16
    Pieter B, FCD

    Agree with me or get off the internet.

    It doesn’t work that way, cupcake. And if you can do arithmetic (humor me here, folks), if every Libertarian vote had gone to Romney, it wouldn’t have made a bit of difference.

  17. 17
    Dennis N

    She seems to think that all you need to do to help a candidate win is spend all your time on social networking websites.

    Also, you get your news from Drudge? There’s your problem, right there.

  18. 18
    otrame

    Poor thing. She thought it was going to ba a landslide. She thinks that if more of her friends had just shared her right wing stories that she spent hours putting together, that Romney would have won.

    So she is delusional. But her anguish is real. Is it wrong of me to laugh at her ridiculous notion of how important she would have been if her friends had just shared her posts on Facebook while at the same time feel some compassion for her running head first into reality and hurting herself?

    The worst part is I think it very unlikely that she has learned anything at all from the experience. Except possibly the inadvisability of chasing buttscotch snaps with beer. *shudder

  19. 19
    otrame

    *butterscotch, god damn it

  20. 20
    otrame

    And schnapps, god damn it even more

  21. 21
    freehand

    I don’t know; buttscotch snaps sound rather risque, and worth investigating.

  22. 22
    bushrat

    @12 Loqi – You’re not old unless you were born in Rand McNally.

  23. 23
    eamick

    @22: Rand McNally? Lousy kids. Waldseemüller or nothing.

  24. 24
    justsomeguy

    @22:

    In Rand McNally, people wear hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people.

  25. 25
    iknklast

    democommie – I live in Nebraska. Live, breathe, work, and play in Nebraska. Sometimes it hurts (but I moved here from Oklahoma, so I’m used to the pain)

  26. 26
    Hercules Grytpype-Thynne

    I was born in the Piri Reis map. True story.

  27. 27
    pacal

    Absolutely pathetic. This jackass sounds so frustrated and angry. Some people just like to throw gasoline on the flaming furnace of their anger. I suppose this person would blow up if they didn’t have something to hysterically freak out over.

  28. 28
    democommie

    @25:

    Moving from OK to NE is sorta the same thing as moving from Scandinavia to Minnesota, exchanging one windblasted piece of prairie for another.

    My earlier milage was off by about an order of magnitude; it’s 1130.02 miles or thereabouts from my front door to the old homeplace–and if I stay on the Interstate there are only three stoplights between here and there.

    Well that and about a century’s worth of progressive politics.

  29. 29
    Michael Heath

    Well, at least she realizes she’s a) unhinged and b) the vote count was legit (at least 3:50 in).

    I also loved hearing the ice clanking in her glass.

  30. 30
    caseloweraz

    Shelly Dankert: Yes, I smoke & I’m drinking butter-shots and water…with an “occassional” beer chaser…

    I wondered what “butter-shots” was. Thanks, Otrame.

    Butterscotch schnapps over ice??? Shelly Dankert, you Philistine!

  31. 31
    Thumper: Who Presents Boxes Which Are Not Opened

    Well, I think 3 and a 1/2 minutes of that is quite enough. Wow.

  32. 32
    Ichthyic

    reminds me of…

    “SHE’S NOT A CHRISTIAN!”

  33. 33
    Ichthyic

    buttscotch snaps sound rather risque, and worth investigating.

    O.o

  34. 34
    Jonathan Edwards

    There’s a slave, enslaved by his own arrogance and incompetence, who wasn’t emancipated by Lincoln – but he does live in a big house that Lincoln lived in! (For more info Google “The Background Obama Can’t Cover Up.”)

  35. 35
    dingojack

    My dear Johnny – [points] Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
    Dingo
    ——–
    PS When you’ve got something (anything at all really) you come back and show us.
    Run along now, the adults are talking.

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